Chappelle's Show
Love Contract
Season 2 E 4 • 02/11/2004

Dave introduces a new legal contract for those about to engage in casual lovemaking.
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01:49

Chappelle's ShowS2 E2
Negrodamus - Michael Jackson

The mystic reveals what Michael Jackson's real job should have been and predicts other celebrity fates.
01/28/2004
04:08

Chappelle's ShowS2 E2
The Niggar Family - Uncensored

Meet everyone's favorite family: the Niggars.
01/28/2004
04:12

Chappelle's ShowS2 E2
WacArnold's - Uncensored

Calvin learns what a job in the fast-food industry really does for you.
01/28/2004
01:24

Chappelle's ShowS2 E2
Black Gallagher

Are you ready to smash some fruit?
01/28/2004
01:39

Chappelle's ShowS2 E3
Electric Guitar, Drums or Electric Piano Pt. 1

Dave and John Mayer show that the sound of an electric guitar is irresistible to white people.
02/04/2004
01:04

Chappelle's ShowS2 E3
Ribs Sleep-Aid

Dave gets some much needed rest, thanks to a barbeque-based sleep inducer.
02/04/2004
02:32

Chappelle's ShowS2 E3
Electric Guitar, Drums or Electric Piano Pt. 2 - Uncensored

Dave performs a social experiment to determine how certain musical instruments affect blacks and Latinos.
02/04/2004
05:37

Chappelle's ShowS2 E3
The Three Daves - Uncensored

Take a look at the moments that made Dave the man he is today.
02/04/2004
03:15

Chappelle's ShowS2 E4
Charlie Murphy's True Hollywood Stories - Rick James Pt. 2 - Uncensored

Rick James wouldn't just grind his feet into Eddie Murphy's couch -- but yeah, he remembers doing it.
02/11/2004
04:38

Chappelle's ShowS2 E4
Charlie Murphy's True Hollywood Stories - Rick James Pt. 1 - Uncensored

Eddie Murphy's brother Charlie tells the tale of Rick James, an habitual line-stepper.
02/11/2004
01:45

Chappelle's ShowS2 E4
Love Contract

Dave introduces a new legal contract for those about to engage in casual lovemaking.
02/11/2004
01:28

Chappelle's ShowS2 E5
Negrodamus - Wayne Brady - Uncensored

The fortune teller shares why singer and host Wayne Brady is so popular with white people.
02/18/2004
06:03

Chappelle's ShowS2 E5
Charlie Murphy's True Hollywood Stories - Prince - Uncensored

Charlie Murphy is surprised when he gets schooled by Prince in a game of hoops.
02/18/2004
02:15

Chappelle's ShowS2 E5
Tyrone Biggums's Red Balls Energy Drink

Does the endless pursuit of crack leave you tired and depleted? Try Red Balls.
02/18/2004
06:20

Chappelle's ShowS2 E5
Tron Carter's "Law & Order" - Uncensored

In an alternate universe, drug dealer Tron Carter and a white businessman experience the justice system in very different ways.
02/18/2004
01:03

Chappelle's ShowS2
A Moment in the Life of Lil Jon - Flying

Lil Jon very enthusiastically checks his bags at the airport.
02/28/2004
02:46

Chappelle's ShowS2
When Keeping It Real Goes Wrong - Darius James - Uncensored

After trying to keep it real, Darius James experiences one of the most spectacular ass-whoopings ever witnessed in the Atlantic Northeast.
02/28/2004
02:02

Chappelle's ShowS2
If the Internet Were a Real Place

If real life were like the Internet, you'd get a lot of free porn from Ron Jeremy.
02/28/2004
02:17

Chappelle's ShowS2 E7
When Keeping It Real Goes Wrong - Vernon Franklin - Uncensored

Vernon Franklin makes a life-altering decision to keep it real in the boardroom.
03/03/2004
01:47

Chappelle's ShowS2 E7
A Moment in the Life of Lil Jon - Injury

Lil Jon produces proof of insurance for his busted arm.
03/03/2004
01:15

Chappelle's ShowS2 E7
Marijuana PSA - Uncensored

Marijuana can seriously slow down your reaction time when you need to think fast.
03/03/2004