Chappelle's Show

Love Contract

Season 2 E 4 • 02/11/2004

Prevent problems down the road by using the Love Contract.

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01:49

Negrodamus - Michael Jackson
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The mystic reveals what Michael Jackson's real job should have been and predicts other celebrity fates.
01/28/2004
04:08

The Niggar Family - Uncensored
Chappelle's ShowS2 E2

Meet everyone's favorite family: the Niggars.
01/28/2004
04:12

WacArnold's - Uncensored
Chappelle's ShowS2 E2

Calvin learns what a job in the fast-food industry really does for you.
01/28/2004
01:24

Black Gallagher
Chappelle's ShowS2 E2

Are you ready to smash some fruit?
01/28/2004
01:39

Electric Guitar, Drums or Electric Piano Pt. 1
Chappelle's ShowS2 E3

Dave and John Mayer show that the sound of an electric guitar is irresistible to white people.
02/04/2004
01:04

Ribs Sleep-Aid
Chappelle's ShowS2 E3

Dave gets some much needed rest, thanks to a barbeque-based sleep inducer.
02/04/2004
02:32

Electric Guitar, Drums or Electric Piano Pt. 2 - Uncensored
Chappelle's ShowS2 E3

Dave performs a social experiment to determine how certain musical instruments affect blacks and Latinos.
02/04/2004
05:37

The Three Daves - Uncensored
Chappelle's ShowS2 E3

Take a look at the moments that made Dave the man he is today.
02/04/2004
03:15

Charlie Murphy's True Hollywood Stories - Rick James Pt. 2 - Uncensored
Chappelle's ShowS2 E4

Rick James wouldn't just grind his feet into Eddie Murphy's couch -- but yeah, he remembers doing it.
02/11/2004
04:38

Charlie Murphy's True Hollywood Stories - Rick James Pt. 1 - Uncensored
Chappelle's ShowS2 E4

Eddie Murphy's brother Charlie tells the tale of Rick James, an habitual line-stepper.
02/11/2004
01:45

Love Contract
Chappelle's ShowS2 E4

Dave introduces a new legal contract for those about to engage in casual lovemaking.
02/11/2004
01:28

Negrodamus - Wayne Brady - Uncensored
Chappelle's ShowS2 E5

The fortune teller shares why singer and host Wayne Brady is so popular with white people.
02/18/2004
06:03

Charlie Murphy's True Hollywood Stories - Prince - Uncensored
Chappelle's ShowS2 E5

Charlie Murphy is surprised when he gets schooled by Prince in a game of hoops.
02/18/2004
02:15

Tyrone Biggums's Red Balls Energy Drink
Chappelle's ShowS2 E5

Does the endless pursuit of crack leave you tired and depleted? Try Red Balls.
02/18/2004
06:20

Tron Carter's "Law & Order" - Uncensored
Chappelle's ShowS2 E5

In an alternate universe, drug dealer Tron Carter and a white businessman experience the justice system in very different ways.
02/18/2004
01:03

A Moment in the Life of Lil Jon - Flying
Chappelle's ShowS2

Lil Jon very enthusiastically checks his bags at the airport.
02/28/2004
02:46

When Keeping It Real Goes Wrong - Darius James - Uncensored
Chappelle's ShowS2

After trying to keep it real, Darius James experiences one of the most spectacular ass-whoopings ever witnessed in the Atlantic Northeast.
02/28/2004
02:02

If the Internet Were a Real Place
Chappelle's ShowS2

If real life were like the Internet, you'd get a lot of free porn from Ron Jeremy.
02/28/2004
02:17

When Keeping It Real Goes Wrong - Vernon Franklin - Uncensored
Chappelle's ShowS2 E7

Vernon Franklin makes a life-altering decision to keep it real in the boardroom.
03/03/2004
01:47

A Moment in the Life of Lil Jon - Injury
Chappelle's ShowS2 E7

Lil Jon produces proof of insurance for his busted arm.
03/03/2004
01:15

Marijuana PSA - Uncensored
Chappelle's ShowS2 E7

Marijuana can seriously slow down your reaction time when you need to think fast.
03/03/2004
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