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Susan Sarandon

Season 3 • 09/18/2007

Susan Sarandon suggests that Stephen play an autistic nun so he can win an Emmy.

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04:42

Tek Jansen - Beginning's First Dawn: Episode One
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Tek Jansen's latest adventure is his first adventure, from space dog vending to a fateful fall.
09/12/2007
00:36

Intro - 9/13/07
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Tonight's episode is Stephen's last show before the Emmys and he will expose the truth about Mother Teresa and interview Ed Begley Jr.
09/13/2007
04:19

The Emmys
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Stephen has nothing against the other Emmy nominees -- except Jon Stewart.
09/13/2007
05:15

Father James Martin
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Stephen asks Father James Martin if he was shocked to find out that Mother Teresa is probably in hell.
09/13/2007
03:06

WristStrong
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Stephen suggests that Matt Lauer slip his WristStrong bracelet to President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad.
09/13/2007
01:58

Stephen for President - Answering the Call
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Viggo Mortensen surrenders a huge letter opener to Stephen as a sign for him to run for president.
09/13/2007
04:48

Ed Begley Jr.
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Ed Begley Jr. became interested in environmental issues as a Boy Scout and maintained his interest only to gain more merit badges.
09/13/2007
00:35

Intro - 9/18/07
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Tonight, Stephen reports on changes to the California electoral system, profiles one of America's unsung heroes and interviews Susan Sarandon.
09/18/2007
04:28

Difference Makers - Nitro Girl
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Nitro Girl is the most patriotic giant American woman since the Statue of Liberty -- and she does it all without inviting immigrants to invade our country.
09/18/2007
02:53

The Word - Let My People Go
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Every presidential election year, California's 55 electoral college votes go to the Democratic candidate just because more people voted for him.
09/18/2007
06:29

Susan Sarandon
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Susan Sarandon tells Stephen that her phone was bugged because Sean Penn was probably calling her.
09/18/2007
06:25

Naomi Wolf
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Naomi Wolf says America is on the road to fascism. Stephen calls Head of Secret Police!
09/19/2007
00:35

Intro - 9/19/07
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A college student is tasered at a Kerry speech, America is taking forever to turn into a fascist state and Stephen's carbon footprint is Prada.
09/19/2007
04:22

Colbert Platinum - Green Edition
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We should all learn to recycle like Louis Vuitton and the new patchwork bag.
09/19/2007
04:52

The Word - Solitarity
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If that young man who was tasered expected his peers to rise up in protest, he was asking the wrong generation.
09/19/2007
02:48

The Word - Market Forces
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When it comes to getting killed, innocent Iraqis have never had so many choices.
09/20/2007
06:29

Jeffrey Toobin
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Jeffrey Toobin, author of "The Nine," takes Stephen inside the world of the Supreme Court and reveals whether they have secret handshakes.
09/20/2007
00:33

Intro - 9/20/07
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Tonight, Stephen investigates a U.S. contractor getting kicked out of Iraq, reports on Russian population initiatives and interviews legal analyst Jeffrey Toobin.
09/20/2007
05:28

ThreatDown - Us
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Tonight's threats are salad, Slavic intercourse, el Chupacabra, the Bingham Company and us.
09/20/2007
01:09

Blistering Rebuttal
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How are you supposed to protest an abuse of authority when an authority figure told you not to?
09/20/2007
01:22

Craziest F#?king Thing I've Ever Heard - Mayo Kitchen
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The hottest new restaurant in Tokyo is the Mayonnaise Kitchen, where you can get mayo on everything.
09/20/2007
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