The Colbert Report
DC Voting Rights Act - Eleanor Holmes Norton
Season 5 • 02/11/2009
Stephen's nemesis Eleanor Holmes Norton wants DC residents to have their vote.
The Visa Black CardThe Colbert ReportS5
Visa: it's everywhere you want to be, unless that place is a Jimmy Buffett concert.
The Word - Loyal OppositionThe Colbert ReportS5
The best way for Republicans to win back the trust of the people is to copy the strategy of our enemies.
You Look Like StephenThe Colbert ReportS5
You look like Stephen, if he were on a curvy, glassy thing.
Intro - 2/10/09The Colbert ReportS5
Tough times for the Republican Party -- this sounds like a job for tax cuts.
Robert BallardThe Colbert ReportS5
Robert Ballard explains why ocean exploration is a good investment.
Truth From the GutThe Colbert ReportS5
Forget looking into each other's eyes for the truth, we need to look into each other's guts.
Good Night -- Except for the West CoastThe Colbert ReportS5
That's it for The Report, unless you are watching on the West Coast.
Intro - 2/11/09The Colbert ReportS5
Wshington, D.C. wants a vote, and Glenn Beck brings innovation to Fox News.
Westminster Dog Show Snub - Formula 40-WoofThe Colbert ReportS5
Pick up some Formula 40-Woof today if you want your dog to be a winner.
Steven PinkerThe Colbert ReportS5
Stephen wonders if putting your genome on the Internet is like posting the social security number that God gave you.
DC Voting Rights Act - Eleanor Holmes NortonThe Colbert ReportS5
Eleanor Holmes Norton will give Stephen a key to DC when residents get their voting rights.
The DaColbert Code - Oscar PredictionsThe Colbert ReportS5
Instead of watching the movies, Stephen uses the DaColbert Code to pick the Oscar winners.
Adam GopnikThe Colbert ReportS5
Adam Gopnik claims that faith and fear no longer rule our lives because of Abraham Lincoln and Charles Darwin.
Goodbye, Conan O'BrienThe Colbert ReportS5
Conan O'Brien has to get his invisible strings from Stephen if he ever wants to do his little dance again.
Obama Poster Debate - David Ross and Ed ColbertThe Colbert ReportS5
David Ross and Ed Colbert debate the copyright issues surrounding Shepard Fairey's Obama poster.
Exclusive - Stephen's Sexiest MomentsThe Colbert ReportS5
Stephen explores love and lust with feminists, authors and interns.
Stephen's Prayer DayThe Colbert ReportS5
Stephen lets a miracle rip on his prayer day.
Helen FisherThe Colbert ReportS5
Helen Fisher describes what happens to your brain when you're in love.
Stephen's Moral DimensionThe Colbert ReportS5
Stephen tests his moral dimension to find out if people are praying hard enough.
Breaded Fish SticksThe Colbert ReportS5
Stephen's bread and fish miraculously become breaded fish sticks.
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