The Colbert Report
Season 9 • 11/15/2012
The Petraeus sex scandal is like a steamy soap opera, and Susan Lucci thinks it is far from over.
The Colbert ReportS9 Tony Kushner Pt. 1
Pulitzer Prize winner Tony Kushner describes how "Lincoln" is a bit like a state basketball tournament movie.
The Colbert ReportS9 High-Frequency Trading
Much like Maroon 5, computer traders make money just by churning out the same formula over and over again.
The Colbert ReportS9 Tony Kushner Pt. 2
Tony Kushner introduces a clip from "Lincoln" and explains how Barack Obama and Abraham Lincoln are similar.
The Colbert ReportS9 High-Frequency Trading - Christopher Steiner
The journalist examines the Flash Crash of 2010, nanosecond trading, and the algorithms behind Wall Street.
The Colbert ReportS9 Cheating Death - Flu-Fighting Meth
Science determines that other than brain damage, heart disease, severe weight loss, psychosis and destroying people's lives, meth is beneficial.
The Colbert ReportS9 Chris Stringer
Paleoanthropologist Chris Stringer shares his book, "Lone Survivors: How We Came to Be the Only Humans on Earth."
The Colbert ReportS9 Millennial Generation Soup Campaign
Music and edgy online graphics capture the rebellious spirit of America's hottest liquid food trend, Campbell's "Go" soups.
The Colbert ReportS9 Sign Off - The Colbert Report's Seventh Anniversary
America was thoughtlessly holding its presidential campaign during the show's seven-year anniversary.
The Colbert ReportS9 Intro - 11/15/12
The CIA combats a scandal, meth doubles as medicine, and paleoanthropologist Chris Stringer reveals that all humans came from Africa.
The Colbert ReportS9 General's Hospital
David Petraeus's affair is all anybody in Washington can talk about, which might be why the country is in financial ruin.
The Colbert ReportS9 Jake Tapper
Senior White House correspondent Jake Tapper explores the fiscal cliff, the war in Afghanistan, and the Taliban's assault on Combat Outpost Keating.
The Colbert ReportS9 Blitzkrieg on Grinchitude - Pope Benedict XVI
In his book "Jesus of Nazareth," Pope Benedict XVI proves that he has not read the Gospel of the Little Drummer Boy.
The Colbert ReportS9 Stephen's Thanksgiving & Holy Black Friday
Thanksgiving is just a preamble to the holiest day of the year, Black Friday, when Americans come together to bow before their lord, the Walmart rollback guy.
The Colbert ReportS9 Intro - 11/26/12
Stephen covers the exciting issue of copyright infringement, the birth of Jesus comes into question, and journalist Jake Tapper shares his book about the war in Afghanistan.
The Colbert ReportS9 Judge, Jury & Executioner - Copyright Law
The Supreme Court considers the case of Supap Kirtsaeng v. Wiley & Sons, a textbook copyright suit about textbooks.
The Colbert ReportS9 Canada's Grinch
A 24-year-old man delivers sickening Yuletide news: There is no Santa Claus in Canada.
The Colbert ReportS9 Sign Off - Country Chords
Stephen kicks up his feet and plays guitar.
The Colbert ReportS9 The Fiscal Cliff Compromise
President Obama wants to raise taxes on the wealthy just because he ran and won on that promise, and Republicans might let him do it.
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