The Daily Show with Jon Stewart

Dick (Uncut)

Season 14 • 06/03/2009

Dick Cheney blames 9/11 on the same Dick Clarke who sent memos warning of an imminent attack.

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BiG Mess
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As long as the American taxpayers are buying companies like GM, is there any way the government could grab a couple businesses that actually make money?
06/02/2009
01:14

Intro - P.J. O'Rourke's Party-Chokes
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If your name is P.J. O'Rourke, you need your own casual eatery franchise.
06/02/2009
00:13

Moment of Zen - Mr. T
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Mr. T breaks through a set door for a guest appearance and receives a standing ovation.
06/02/2009
04:58

Money Shot
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Josh Gad explores exciting investment opportunities in semi-automatic weapons and joins the AR vs. AK debate.
06/02/2009
06:09

P.J. O'Rourke
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P.J. O'Rourke used to work on muscle cars to meet girls, but now cars are just taunting errand-mobiles.
06/02/2009
03:51

Imaginary Black on White Crime
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Wyatt Cenac warns that imaginary black people are attacking real white people now more than ever.
06/03/2009
03:52

Corporate SynerJoe
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Starbucks not only has eight stores within walking distance from every home, now there's a branch on "Morning Joe."
06/03/2009
00:16

Moment of Zen - Craig T. Nelson on Glenn Beck
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Craig T. Nelson tells Glenn Beck about living on food stamps, without anybody's help.
06/03/2009
01:07

Daily/Colbert - Reverse Toss
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Stephen checks in with his tolerable coworker to find out what he had planned for everyone.
06/03/2009
07:08

Michael Lewis
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Michael Lewis worries that he won't pay attention to his kids now that he's not writing about them.
06/03/2009
03:50

Dick (Uncut)
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Dick Cheney doesn't recall Richard Clarke warning the White House of an imminent terrorist attack months before 9/11, but he also hasn't read his book.
06/03/2009
08:54

Looking for Comity in the Muslim World
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President Obama delivers a sensitive speech in the Middle East, and it doesn't play well with the extremists at Fox News.
06/04/2009
07:17

Will Ferrell
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Will Ferrell doesn't have any cavities thanks to his mom injecting fluoride into his neck.
06/04/2009
00:13

Moment of Zen - Obama's MTV Speech
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Fox News' Gretchen Carlson thinks Barack Obama's Middle East speech felt like an MTV concert.
06/04/2009
03:41

The Real World D.C.
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Brian Williams and a few dozen cameramen travel to the White House for a two-hour, two-day MTV-style reality show.
06/04/2009
07:03

Gretchen Peters
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Gretchen Peters sheds light on the significance of the drug trade in funding the Taliban and Al Qaeda.
06/08/2009
03:48

Fox & Friends' Lingerie Football Romp
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"Fox & Friends" thinks Sacha Baron Cohen's ass in Eminem's face is disgusting, but a lingerie football romp is the best thing on TV.
06/08/2009
00:09

Moment of Zen - Aerosmith Is Too Cool
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Brian Kilmeade believes if Aerosmith could meet him they would choose not to.
06/08/2009
03:47

Morning Joe's Sarcastic Starbucks Sponsorship
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Not one of Jon's 90 writers picked up on Joe Scarborough's sarcastic Starbucks sponsorship.
06/08/2009
05:37

"i" on News
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Fox News insinuates, MSNBC hates Rush Limbaugh, and CNN wants to hang out with America at a slumber party.
06/08/2009
07:32

Peter Schiff
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Peter Schiff believes Americans should return to a basic economy that grows based on savings, not consumer credit.
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