The Daily Show with Jon Stewart

Dick (Uncut)

Season 14 • 06/03/2009

Dick Cheney blames 9/11 on the same Dick Clarke who sent memos warning of an imminent attack.

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BiG Mess

As long as the American taxpayers are buying companies like GM, is there any way the government could grab a couple businesses that actually make money?
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Intro - P.J. O'Rourke's Party-Chokes

If your name is P.J. O'Rourke, you need your own casual eatery franchise.
06/02/2009
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Moment of Zen - Mr. T

Mr. T breaks through a set door for a guest appearance and receives a standing ovation.
06/02/2009
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Money Shot

Josh Gad explores exciting investment opportunities in semi-automatic weapons and joins the AR vs. AK debate.
06/02/2009
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P.J. O'Rourke

P.J. O'Rourke used to work on muscle cars to meet girls, but now cars are just taunting errand-mobiles.
06/02/2009
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Imaginary Black on White Crime

Wyatt Cenac warns that imaginary black people are attacking real white people now more than ever.
06/03/2009
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Corporate SynerJoe

Starbucks not only has eight stores within walking distance from every home, now there's a branch on "Morning Joe."
06/03/2009
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Moment of Zen - Craig T. Nelson on Glenn Beck

Craig T. Nelson tells Glenn Beck about living on food stamps, without anybody's help.
06/03/2009
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Daily/Colbert - Reverse Toss

Stephen checks in with his tolerable coworker to find out what he had planned for everyone.
06/03/2009
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Michael Lewis

Michael Lewis worries that he won't pay attention to his kids now that he's not writing about them.
06/03/2009
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Dick (Uncut)

Dick Cheney doesn't recall Richard Clarke warning the White House of an imminent terrorist attack months before 9/11, but he also hasn't read his book.
06/03/2009
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Looking for Comity in the Muslim World

President Obama delivers a sensitive speech in the Middle East, and it doesn't play well with the extremists at Fox News.
06/04/2009
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Will Ferrell

Will Ferrell doesn't have any cavities thanks to his mom injecting fluoride into his neck.
06/04/2009
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Moment of Zen - Obama's MTV Speech

Fox News' Gretchen Carlson thinks Barack Obama's Middle East speech felt like an MTV concert.
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The Real World D.C.

Brian Williams and a few dozen cameramen travel to the White House for a two-hour, two-day MTV-style reality show.
06/04/2009
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Gretchen Peters

Gretchen Peters sheds light on the significance of the drug trade in funding the Taliban and Al Qaeda.
06/08/2009
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Fox & Friends' Lingerie Football Romp

"Fox & Friends" thinks Sacha Baron Cohen's ass in Eminem's face is disgusting, but a lingerie football romp is the best thing on TV.
06/08/2009
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Moment of Zen - Aerosmith Is Too Cool

Brian Kilmeade believes if Aerosmith could meet him they would choose not to.
06/08/2009
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Morning Joe's Sarcastic Starbucks Sponsorship

Not one of Jon's 90 writers picked up on Joe Scarborough's sarcastic Starbucks sponsorship.
06/08/2009
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"i" on News

Fox News insinuates, MSNBC hates Rush Limbaugh, and CNN wants to hang out with America at a slumber party.
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Peter Schiff

Peter Schiff believes Americans should return to a basic economy that grows based on savings, not consumer credit.
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