The Colbert Report
Tickets to Canada
Season 4 • 10/28/2008
Liberals, don't forget to buy your tickets to Canada.
The Colbert ReportS4 Alpha Dog of the Week - Mark Ciptak
Mark Ciptak names his newborn baby daughter Sarah McCain Palin behind his wife's back.
The Colbert ReportS4 Intro - 10/27/08
Dissent within the Republican Party -- John McCain demands to know the full extent of his relationship with Sarah Palin.
The Colbert ReportS4 The Word - It's Alive!
Conservative intellectuals are the hunks of dead flesh sown into the walking corpse of the Republican Party.
The Colbert ReportS4 Sherman Alexie
Sherman Alexie believes John McCain has been great for Native Americans, but he's bad for the country.
The Colbert ReportS4 Ted Stevens Is Found Guilty
Throw the book at Ted Stevens -- he has what it takes to be pardoned by President Bush.
The Colbert ReportS4 Canton, Ohio
Now that Barack Obama has made Canton, Ohio important to his campaign, Stephen is forced to find it crappy.
The Colbert ReportS4 Intro - 10/28/08
Senator Ted Stevens is convicted by a jury of his peers. Wow, they found 12 corrupt senators?
The Colbert ReportS4 Socialist Candidate for President - Brian Moore
Brian Moore says Barack Obama is the furthest thing from a socialist candidate.
The Colbert ReportS4 Obama the Socialist
Before Barack Obama is sworn in, lick everything you own so it won't get taken.
The Colbert ReportS4 Tickets to Canada
With only six days left until the election, liberals shouldn't forget to buy their tickets to Canada.
The Colbert ReportS4 Colbert Completists
Tonight's episode is 4140, but the ending line was originally written for episode 4127.
The Colbert ReportS4 John McCain's Big Prank
Stephen finally understands why the entire McCain campaign has seemed like a flaming bag of dog poop dropped on America's doorstep.
The Colbert ReportS4 Was It Really That Bad? - The Great Depression
Historians admit that, while it was a depression, it was also great.
The Colbert ReportS4 Intro - 10/29/08
More Republicans endorse Barack Obama. Great, now Republicans will have to suppress their own turnout.
The Colbert ReportS4 The Word - I Endorse Barack Obama
Stephen has the courage to cross party lines and go to the one that's got a pretty good shot of winning.
The Colbert ReportS4 Wilco Interview
Stephen's heart stops when he tries to match Jeff Tweedy's low-key energy.
The Colbert ReportS4 The DaColbert Code - The Election
Stephen doesn't believe in polls, so he predicts the election using The DaColbert Code.
The Colbert ReportS4 Obama Infomercial
It's the premiere of a wonderful new series starring Barack Obama and a cast of plucky unknowns.
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