The Colbert Report

Intro - 4/7/11

Season 7 • 04/07/2011

Stephen gets ready for the royal wedding and hopes no one else is wearing a white dress.

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08:40

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My Fair Colbert - Hugo Vickers Pt. 1

Hugo Vickers prepares Stephen for the royal wedding with stiffy advice and proper etiquette for high tea.
04/06/2011
05:45

The Colbert ReportS7
Sir David Tang

David Tang provides celebrities the platform to correct lies and misinformation for much less than the cost of a lawyer.
04/06/2011
00:07

The Colbert ReportS7
Sign Off - WD-40-1 Cleaner

Stephen uses WD-40-1 to clean his desk.
04/06/2011
02:30

The Colbert ReportS7
WD-40-1

Stephen introduces WD-40-1 after artificial sperm threatens his Formula 401 sales.
04/06/2011
02:51

The Colbert ReportS7
Wisconsin Supreme Court Race

The race to decide whether or not to strip the bargaining rights of state workers is now in the hands of state workers.
04/06/2011
06:41

The Colbert ReportS7
My Fair Colbert - Hugo Vickers Pt. 2

Stephen practices proper protocol for meeting the queen with Hugo Vickers and an inflatable doll fresh out of the package.
04/07/2011
04:46

The Colbert ReportS7
Jeff Greenfield

Jeff Greenfield writes alternate American histories to prove that the flip of a coin can produce powerful political results.
04/07/2011
00:06

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Sign Off - Goodnight

That's it for The Report.
04/07/2011
03:25

The Colbert ReportS7
The Koran's Best Day Ever

Stephen wants to heal the division between Christianity and Islam by showing the Koran the best day ever.
04/07/2011
04:14

The Colbert ReportS7
My Fair Colbert - Hugo Vickers Pt. 3

Stephen gets fitted for a suit at Brooks Brothers before he heads to Westminster Abbey for the wedding of the millennium.
04/07/2011
00:31

The Colbert ReportS7
Intro - 4/7/11

Stephen looks at controversy over the Koran, gets ready for the royal wedding and talks to Jeff Greenfield about alternative histories.
04/07/2011
05:35

The Colbert ReportS7
Pap Smears at Walgreens

Obama celebrates at the Lincoln Memorial, Jon Kyl rounds up abortion statistics to the nearest 90, and "Fox & Friends" explains why there's no need for Planned Parenthood.
04/11/2011
00:06

The Colbert ReportS7
Sign Off - Champagne Flute of Lead Paint

Stephen signs off with a champagne flute of lead paint.
04/11/2011
03:36

The Colbert ReportS7
Countdown to Government Shutdown

Stephen prepares for the government shutdown with a champagne flute of lead paint and gets up early to listen to the government closings.
04/11/2011
04:39

The Colbert ReportS7
Thought for Food - Chocolate Air, Denny's & Bacon Cologne

Candy makers put air in their chocolate bars, Denny's celebrates fried pork, and a new fragrance combines essential oils with the essence of bacon.
04/11/2011
06:35

The Colbert ReportS7
Jamie Hyneman & Adam Savage

Stephen wants Jamie Hyneman and Adam Savage to bust the myths of evolution and throwing the baby out with the bathwater.
04/11/2011
04:00

The Colbert ReportS7
Mitt Happens

Mitt Romney competes with Mike Huckabee, Donald Trump and a long list of dark horses for the Republican nomination.
04/12/2011
00:05

The Colbert ReportS7
Sign Off - Goodnight

That's it for The Report.
04/12/2011
02:48

The Colbert ReportS7
Threat Level: Rainbow

The Family Leader's Bob Vander Plaats believes same-sex marriage is just as dangerous as second-hand smoke.
04/12/2011
03:31

The Colbert ReportS7
Mitt Happens - Rick Brookhiser

Rick Brookhiser says Mitt Romney won't win the Republican nomination because he looks like the secret grandfather of Obamacare.
04/12/2011
00:35

The Colbert ReportS7
Intro - 4/12/11

Mitt Romney throws his hat in the presidential ring, and Ray Kurzweil believes man and machine are becoming one.
04/12/2011
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