The Daily Show with Jon Stewart

Jonah Goldberg

Season 8 • 09/25/2003

Jonah Goldberg believes the people of California are being punished for electing Gray Davis.

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What Else You Got?

In New York City they see the President of the United States and ask, "What else you got?"
09/24/2003
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Democracy Baby

Don't be sad democracy, Jon knows it hurts your heart when he be using out-moded electoral equipment and disenfranchising people and whatnot, but he's doing it for you.
09/24/2003
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Ben Stiller

Ben Stiller's daughter is the most special child on the earth.
09/24/2003
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Take Two Tablets...

An Alabama chief justice could distribute the Eucharist to the jury, and he still wouldn't be establishing a religion.
09/24/2003
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Punch Cards

The inherent paradox of Governor Gray Davis is that he's right, but he's also a dick.
09/24/2003
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The Debate

Arnold Schwarzenegger thinks that Lt. Gov. Cruz Bustamante needs to go to an "addiction place."
09/25/2003
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Moment of Zen - This is Not Comedy Central

Moderator Stan Statham at the California governor debate swears that this is not Comedy Central.
09/25/2003
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Democratic Debate Wait

The Daily Show will present full Democratic debate coverage... by October.
09/25/2003
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New York City For Sale

Bill Gates' foundation will give the NYC public school system $51 million, which takes care of the metal detectors. Now all the kids need are books.
09/25/2003
02:17

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The Game Show Debate

As the front runners were busy shooting their mouths off with cheap personal attacks, the Game Show Network upheld the public trust by hosting its own debate.
09/25/2003
06:35

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Jonah Goldberg

Jonah Goldberg points out that Democratic candidate Wesley Clark only has the suit with the nice ribbons on it.
09/25/2003
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Jack Black

Jack Black loves the rock, doesn't want to fumble the rock, needs to bring the rock to the kids and save the children.
09/29/2003
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Democrats 2004: Race from the White House - Democratic Debate

Create jobs, build jobs, grow jobs -- the Democrats have a lot of synonyms for what they're going to do to jobs.
09/29/2003
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Stephen Colbert's Interviews I Could Get - Reverend Al Sharpton

Since Stephen Colbert can't make it to the debate, he and Reverend Al Sharpton take care of the post-debate analysis ahead of time.
09/29/2003
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Intro - Jewish New Year

Jon is a little tired and bedraggled from his Jewish New Year celebration.
09/29/2003
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Debate and Switch

Very funny, Brian Williams, but Rob Corddry will see who has the last laugh, bitch.
09/29/2003
00:17

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Moment of Zen - Democratic Debate 2004

All 10 Democratic presidential candidates get cut off by the time-over bell.
09/29/2003
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The Colbert Report

On the Colbert Report, the usual labels don't apply -- what matters is you're wrong.
09/30/2003
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Joe Scarborough

Joe Scarborough would like to see the mainstream media talk more about the positive stories that are coming out of Iraq.
09/30/2003
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Good Night

Tomorrow night: new show, new audience.
09/30/2003
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Mess O'Potamia - Weapons Cache

Yes, we did it -- we found the weapons of some minor destruction!
09/30/2003
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