The Colbert Report
Intro - 2/28/07
Season 3 • 02/28/2007
Stephen's going to tell us about a problem facing the American family. Orphans, go make yourselves a bowl of gruel.
Intro - 2/27/07The Colbert ReportS3
Stephen questions whether assault rifles be used for hunting, Steagle Colbeagle the eagle receives an honor, and guest Dr. Craig Venter discusses genetic engineering.
Dead to Me - RaptorsThe Colbert ReportS3
Steagle Colbeagle is twice the mascot the Toronto Raptor will ever be.
Tip/Wag - BilkThe Colbert ReportS3
Bilk (a combo of milk and beer) is the most blatant example of marketing alcohol to children since St. Pauli baby.
Gore's GarbageThe Colbert ReportS3
When Hannity and Colmes couldn't get Al Gore on their show to answer charges of excessive energy consumption, they attacked the next logical person: Daryl Hannah.
The Word - RecoilThe Colbert ReportS3
Jim Zumbo is making distinctions among guns based on their appearance -- that's called discrimination.
Nina JablonskiThe Colbert ReportS3
Stephen walks anthropologist Nina Jablonski through his skin care regimen.
Obama vs. ColbertThe Colbert ReportS3
"The Audacity of Hope" isn't quite as powerful as the Audacity of Stephen.
David Geffen the Intern?The Colbert ReportS3
David Geffen, how would you like to be an intern on The Colbert Report?
Problems Without Solutions: Stay-At-Home DadsThe Colbert ReportS3
Don't pity these stay-at-home dads -- they volunteered to have their balls stolen from them.
Profiles in Quitters - Tom VilsackThe Colbert ReportS3
Stephen tries to get Tom Vilsack to sell his soul to an evil corporate overlord to get money to run for president.
Intro - 2/28/07The Colbert ReportS3
Anthropologist Nina Jablonski stops by to talk about skin, and attend Stephen's $10,000 a plate dinner to find out if it's getting too expensive to run for President.
Better Know a District - Tennessee's 9th - Steve CohenThe Colbert ReportS3
Stephen proposes to Congressman Steve Cohen that Tennessee public restrooms be co-ed and promises not to look.
Intro - 3/1/07The Colbert ReportS3
Tonight, tens of thousands pray for Stephen, exclusive coverage of the Anna Nicole Smith coverage and an interview with Larry King.
Larry KingThe Colbert ReportS3
Larry King calls Stephen Colbert an egomaniac like it's a bad thing.
Jesus #1!The Colbert ReportS3
Every decision Stephen made last Thursday was infused with a strong moral dimension.
Sign Off - All the TimeThe Colbert ReportS3
This is all the time Stephen Colbert has tonight.
The Word - Bury the LeadThe Colbert ReportS3
Anderson Cooper, come down off your high war horse and report the stories we want to know about!
Mara VandersliceThe Colbert ReportS3
Mara Vanderslice and Stephen go head to head on which issues people of faith care about.
Sign Off - You Get a Pint!The Colbert ReportS3
Congratulations nation, your Americone dreams have come true!
Intro - 3/5/07The Colbert ReportS3
The Walter Reed Army Medical Center is in shambles, the stock market is plunging, and Mara Vanderslice tells Stephen how Democrats can reach out to Evangelicals.
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