The Colbert Report
Hiding Gold - David Leonhardt
Season 5 • 01/06/2009
David Leonhardt endorses 1-888-OOPS-JEWEL.
The Word - The Unbearable Lightness of Supreme BeingThe Colbert ReportS4
Christmas really burns atheists up, which they can think of as a preview of their afterlife.
Colbert and Colmes - Roland Burris AppointmentThe Colbert ReportS5
Rod Blagojevich proves himself to be a civil rights leader.
John KingThe Colbert ReportS5
Stephen congratulates John King and the rest of the media on getting Obama elected.
Tek Jansen - Beginning's First Dawn: Episode ThreeThe Colbert ReportS5
Tek Jansen attempts to free some innocent, delicious beings from slavery.
Intro - 1/5/09The Colbert ReportS5
Stephen is still feeling the effects of his New Year's celebration.
Colbert and Colmes - Colmes Gets FiredThe Colbert ReportS5
Alan Colmes can't come back to the show unless he has a book to promote.
Thank You, StephenThe Colbert ReportS5
Stephen wants to thank all the people who make this show possible.
Ponzi SchemesThe Colbert ReportS5
Bernard Madoff lost less money than AIG and he throws way better parties.
Matt MillerThe Colbert ReportS5
Matt Miller says the government must make sure we have basic securities like health care and pensions.
Better Know a District - Utah's 3rd - Jason ChaffetzThe Colbert ReportS5
Stephen beats Jason Chaffetz in leg wrestling.
Hiding Gold - David LeonhardtThe Colbert ReportS5
David Leonhardt endorses Stephen's new business of hiding gold.
Intro - 1/7/09The Colbert ReportS5
Obama wants to make it easier for people to sue their employers for past abuse. Jon Stewart, Stephen's silence about your workouts ends.
Benicio Del ToroThe Colbert ReportS5
Benicio Del Toro talks about meeting Castro to prepare for "Che."
The Word - Statute of LibertyThe Colbert ReportS5
If Barack Obama wants people to get the justice they were denied in the past, he should get someone to deny their civil rights now.
Dr. Gupta's Penis PyramidThe Colbert ReportS5
If Sanjay Gupta gets appointed as surgeon general he'll change the food pyramid.
Tip/Wag - Cocaine HoneyThe Colbert ReportS5
Now we know that the missing honeybees are in the bathroom doing a bump.
Che StadiumThe Colbert ReportS5
Benicio Del Toro is here to promote his new movie about the building of Che Stadium.
Lawrence LessigThe Colbert ReportS5
Lawrence Lessig says the outdated copyright laws have turned our kids into criminals.
New York Times Abandons DignityThe Colbert ReportS5
The New York Times drops to its knees in a back alley for 20 bucks like the rest of us.
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