The Colbert Report

Sign Off - Future

Season 3 • 03/22/2007

Stephen looks forward to a future broadcast.

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03:31

The Word - Sex
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Richard Cizik's speaking out about hurting the environment dilutes Christianity's first priority of promoting sexual abstinence.
03/21/2007
00:32

Intro - 3/21/07
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Evangelicals can't see eye to eye on global warming, Stephen presents a segment in the name of writing off his summer home and Benjamin Barber stops by to not plug his book.
03/21/2007
04:53

Better Know a District - New York's 22nd - Maurice Hinchey
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Stephen speaks with Congressman Maurice Hinchey about New York's 22nd district, the brown acid, great one-liners of the Borsch Belt and the best way to bring the troops home.
03/21/2007
06:29

Benjamin Barber
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Benjamin Barber explains why consumer culture is bad for humanity and Stephen inquires as to whether he's a Subway or a Quiznos man.
03/21/2007
01:37

Infomosexual Graphics
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Stephen explains that USA Today printed a homosexually suggestive infographic in its money section.
03/22/2007
01:24

Face-Reading Expert
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A face-reading expert from the Chicago Sun Times analyzes the features of Stephen's face.
03/22/2007
00:32

Intro - 3/22/07
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Washington, D.C. may get a vote, Louisiana bans cockfighting and Steven interviews CBS Evening News anchorwoman Katie Couric.
03/22/2007
04:45

Sport Report - NCAA Final Four
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Stephen discusses March Madness and then talks with Coach Mancini of the Saginaw Spirit about the upcoming playoffs.
03/22/2007
06:29

Katie Couric
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Stephen wonders if Katie Couric would have an easier time delivering the news if she did it as a man.
03/22/2007
04:36

Eleanor Holmes Norton
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Stephen doesn't see why D.C. residents should get a vote in Congress if they could just open a window and yell to have their voices heard.
03/22/2007
00:13

Sign Off - Future
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Stephen encourages his audience to join him for his upcoming show on Monday -- in the future.
03/22/2007
02:21

Mummy
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Stephen missed his chance to bid in future auctions with an ancient mummified hand for a paddle.
03/26/2007
02:09

Torture Gonzales
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How dare Chuck Hagel say we're living in a monarchy? The president should confiscate his lands and deny his peerage.
03/26/2007
03:48

Stephen Colbert Day
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Oshawa, Ontario celebrates Stephen Colbert Day with a look-a-like contest.
03/26/2007
00:35

Intro - 3/26/07
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In tonight's episode, Stephen talks to John Perry Barlow about digital free speech and brings you highlights from Stephen Colbert Day in Oshawa, Ontario.
03/26/2007
05:20

For Your Editing Pleasure
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Gwen Ifill interviews Stephen, giving everyone a chance to twist his words through editing.
03/26/2007
00:31

Sign Off - Photo-Op
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Don't forget to use the red-eye filter when you take a picture of Stephen.
03/26/2007
05:21

John Perry Barlow
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Stephen draws a chart for John Perry Barlow explaining that you don't bite the hand that feeds you.
03/26/2007
05:40

James Fallows
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Author James Fallows explains to Stephen the difference between being a children's storybook writer and a strategist for the United States.
03/27/2007
07:26

Madeleine Albright
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Though Stephen is excited for the imminent World War III, Madeleine Albright explains that Armageddon is not exactly a foreign policy.
03/27/2007
03:19

Sean Penn Unleashes on President Bush
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Stephen challenges Sean Penn to a battle of the metaphors after Penn's attack on the president.
03/27/2007
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