The Daily Show with Jon Stewart

Jolly Rancher

Season 7 • 07/24/2002

President Bush considers taking a vacation to the one place no one would ever look, The White House.

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04:26

Sore Loser
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The Healthy Penis, a seven-foot-tall phallus complete with circumcised head piece, fires down below, and a winning smile is the perfect educational tool.
07/23/2002
05:22

Tim Blake Nelson
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Tim Blake Nelson had to dig deep into the reservoirs of his reality to play a stoner house painter in "The Good Girl."
07/23/2002
00:10

Moment of Zen - Healthy Penis Massage
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The Healthy Penis mascot gets a massage on the street.
07/23/2002
02:50

Tour de France Action
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Jon Stewart misses hundreds of Tour de France riders go by because he chose to cut away.
07/23/2002
05:49

Headlines - Blocked Colin
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The Bush administration denies aid for the U.N. fund on family planning, Disney plans to open a park in Shanghai and Jon Stewart misses the Tour de France action again.
07/23/2002
02:23

Toronto Raptures
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Pope John Paul II gets very spunky on his visit to Canada for World Youth Day.
07/24/2002
05:10

Oot of the Closet
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In Canada if you don't like gay music, gay sports or gay cops you're an outsider.
07/24/2002
01:46

Cold Fever
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NBC and Baskin Robbins team up to make tasteless ice cream, and Ice-T is all about helping the kids.
07/24/2002
06:13

Steven Weber
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The Producers on Broadway features old fashioned, six foot tall chorus girls, and Steven Weber.
07/24/2002
00:06

Moment of Zen - Sky Cap
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Exiting his plane in Canada Pope John Paul II loses his hat.
07/24/2002
03:48

Jolly Rancher
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Given the amount of time he's spent there, President Bush may soon need a vacation from his vacation home in Crawford, Texas.
07/24/2002
04:15

Dollars and Cents - Investing
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Steve Carell explains the benefits of starting out with lots and lots and lots of money -- old money is especially good.
07/25/2002
00:14

Moment of Zen - Sledgehammer Crotch
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A man breaks a concrete block with a sledgehammer over another man's crotch.
07/25/2002
03:33

Headlines - James' Eviction
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If convicted Congressman James Traficant has left us with anything, it's his love for America and her institutions.
07/25/2002
05:03

Seth Green
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Seth Green has done over 400 interviews for "Austin Powers in Goldmember," because every day, someone figures out how to use a microphone and wants to talk to him.
07/25/2002
03:09

Headlines - Buy Curiou$
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If you bought and sold stocks on Wednesday -- way to ride the bubble. If you didn't -- idiot! You are sooo stupid.
07/25/2002
03:06

Back in Black - Record Breakers
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Lewis Black takes a look at recent skydiving, plank breaking and groin smashing record-breakers, as well as Janet Reno, who shows the ultimate triumph of the human spirit.
07/25/2002
06:05

Cynthia Nixon
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Cynthia Nixon tells Jon how the writers of "Sex and the City" decide who will have nude scenes.
07/29/2002
00:25

Moment of Zen - Terrorist Summer Camp
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A last lingering look at the Terrorist Summer Camp.
07/29/2002
03:25

Headlines - Superchunk
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Scientists say an asteroid could collide with Earth in 2019, causing catastrophe or not.
07/29/2002
01:26

Intro - Uplifting Mine Workers
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Jon finds uplifting moments in the rescue of mine workers.
07/29/2002
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