The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
Headlines - The Geiger Sanction
Season 4 • 06/06/2000
The Ukraine shuts down Chernobyl and celebrates with a penis full of champagne.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS4 Headlines - Dumb & Duma
President Clinton gives a speech on arms agreement in the Russian Parliament and Orthodox Jewish men heckle women praying at the Wailing Wall.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS4 Indecision 2000 - Mahwah Pt. 2
Mo Rocca reports live on tape from Mahwah, New Jersey, where he still has no interest in the Senate primary, and a friend drops by to torture Jon.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS4 Intro - The Practice
Jon previews an interview with Kelli Williams from the Practice - a show he has heard good things about - and then lies about Canada.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS4 Kelli Williams
Kelli Williams comes on to talk with Jon about the season finale of The Practice, though the show won't be airing until after it airs.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS4 Indecision 2000 - Mahwah Pt. 1
Mo Rocca leaves rabid bobcats and the New Jersey Senate race to the local news, choosing to focus instead on the presidential elections.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS4 Other News - It's Camilla Time
Queen Elizabeth finally acknowledges Prince Charles's longtime companion Camilla Parker-Bowles, who may not be queen through morganatic marriage.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS4 Out at the Movies with Frank DeCaro - Mission: Impossible II
Frank DeCaro reviews "Mission: Impossible II," where Tom Cruise plays a Prada model who has to save the world from narcissism.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS4 Belmont Steaks
Correspondent Vance DeGeneres visits the two members of the Mid-Michigan Cow Racing Association and beats their cow in a race.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS4 Moment of Zen - Elvis Sings
An Elvis impersonator in a blue jumpsuit sings to a couple at a wedding chapel.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS4 Raid On Antennae
Chicago workers add an extension to the Sears Tower's antenna to reclaim title of tallest building and add some aluminum foil for better reception.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS4 Headlines - The Geiger Sanction
Ukrainian President/monkey Leonid Kuchma announces the closing of Chernobyl and then drinks a nice glass of champagne with his mutated penis.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS4 Headlines - Surf of a Nation
A World War II anti-aircraft platform off the coast of Suffolk, England has been made its own nation, called Sealand.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS4 Indecision 2000 - Nader/LaDuke Ticket
The Green Party's Ralph Nader has announced that his running mate will be activist Winona LaDuke.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS4 Back in Black - Clown Wedding
Jingles and Ruth, both clowns, get married in Boston and the entire wedding party is dressed as clowns.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS4 Intro - Too Much Cheese
USA Today reports that the average American eats over 28 pounds of cheese, a day.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS4 Michael Moore
Michael Moore was the first 18-year-old elected to public office in the United States.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS4 State of the Cutting Edge
Michael Menkin's Thought Screen Helmet, made mostly of tape, will stop aliens from controlling your mind with telepathy.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS4 Preview - 6/13/00
Jon previews the stories coming up next week.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS4 Moment of Zen - Clown Wedding
Clowns marry and their wedding party sings the Chapel of Love.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS4 Headlines - Cock Ring
A Bronx cockfighting pit is broken up in a massive sting operation.