The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
Intro - Stealing Candy
Season 7 • 10/01/2002
They have cameras nowadays that will record you taking things from stores.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS7 Bonnie Hunt
Bonnie Hunt talks about her new show, "Life with Bonnie," and complains about Jon's sound guy.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS7 Headlines - Showdown: Iraq? - Baghdad Vacation
Three U.S. congressmen travel to Baghdad to photo-op away the looming war.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS7 Preview - 10/1/02
Jon previews Stephen Colbert's foray into the dark underworld of championship bridge.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS7 Helms - Fatten Up For Fall - Total Fatness
Ed Helms advises Americans to add a layer of fat to their bodies before winter.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS7 Mark Your Calendar - October
Diversity Awareness Month is a month to tell people of all races, genders and nationalities: "I'm aware of you, I respect you and I guess I'll catch you later."
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS7 Headlines - Squirm Limits
New Jersey Senator Robert Torricelli drops his re-election bid after the Senate Ethics Committee accuses him of accepting inappropriate gifts.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS7 Moment of Zen - Senator Robert Torricelli
Senator Robert Torricelli speaks emotionally about his life in the Senate.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS7 Patrick Dempsey
Patrick Dempsey talks about making out in movies, being a new dad and growing up in Maine.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS7 Prude Awakening
Clean Flicks has added a digital corset to cover Kate Winslet's hideous, milky-white, nipple-tipped breast in "Titanic."
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS7 Squirm Limits - Midterm Elections
In one term, Senator Torricelli compiled a list of ethical violations that many in Congress have taken a lifetime to achieve.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS7 Intro - Stealing Candy
Jon reminds the audience that it's too early to start trick-or-treating, and also too early to steal candy from stores.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS7 David Schwimmer
David Schwimmer has so much money that he could literally whittle one piece of wood for the next forty years.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS7 Advice from Counsel
Jon regrets his remarks about Reese Witherspoon's dark criminal past.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS7 Helms - Vulcan Death Grip
More moderate members of the Bush Administration feel we should kill Hussein with kindness.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS7 Headlines - Excess Hollywood
Barbra Streisand will do anything to get the Democrats the House back... anything.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS7 Jurassic Dork
Homo erectus was named because he walked upright and not because you have a juvenile sense of humor.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS7 Showdown: Iraq? - Regime Change
Ari Fleischer left a press conference early to attend the regime change of his great aunt who was overthrown in her sleep.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS7 Moment of Zen - One Bullet
Ari Fleischer encourages the Iraqi people to assassinate Saddam Hussein.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS7 Headlines - Schadenfraud
The Justice Department aims to put the bad guys in prison and take away their money.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS7 Rolling Stoned
Randy Moss is sure the pot in his car was not his; it belonged to the guy selling him pot.
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