The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
Moment of Zen - Two Million Dollars Per Word
Season 14 • 11/05/2009
Michel Turner announces that the health care reform bill costs over $2 million per word.
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The media reports on the political earthquake and civil war in the Democratic Party.
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Susan Rice says the world's attitude towards the United States has improved at the UN since President Obama took office.
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With their 27th win, the Yankees now have a few more World Series titles than the Mets.
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Jason Jones repeats House Republicans' objections to the bloated Frankenstein of a heath care bill.
Moment of Zen - Two Million Dollars Per WordThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS14
The health care reform bill has five times as many words as the Torah and costs over $2 million per word.
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President Obama walks past the podium and into the Oval Office.
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The House of Representatives finally passes health care reform after the exciting pre-game festivities.
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Kit Bond recommends a "smart power" strategy in Afghanistan and pushes private choice for Medicare.
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Bill O'Reilly shows his report on the fall of the Berlin Wall 20 years ago.
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Sean Hannity uses footage of Glenn Beck's bigger protest to make the GOP's health care rally appear more heavily attended.
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Stephen reveals a sordid tale that needs to come out into the sun and have its lid blown off.
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