The Colbert Report
Sign Off - Stephen's Taxes
Season 3 • 04/17/2007

Everyone clear a path between Stephen's studio and the 34th Street post office!

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02:09

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The Metaphor-Off Is On

Sean Penn picks up the gauntlet after Stephen draws a line in the sand.
04/16/2007
01:34

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Alpha Dog of the Week - Paul Wolfowitz

Stephen makes Paul Wolfowitz his Alpha Dog of the Week for lifting his leg on the World Bank.
04/16/2007
03:51

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The Word - Clean Slate

Stephen feels the only way Alberto Gonzales can get a clean slate is to clean his own slate.
04/16/2007
06:21

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John Kerry

John Kerry hints that this may not be the first time he did not consider running for president.
04/16/2007
06:03

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Elaine Pagels

Elaine Pagels tells Stephen about the gospel according to Judas.
04/17/2007
03:41

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The Word - Plan B

The president's Plan A in Iraq must be going according to plan; otherwise they'd already be implementing Plan B.
04/17/2007
02:22

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Turtle Race Update

Stephen gives an update on his adopted turtle, Stephanie, as she makes her way to the Galapagos Islands.
04/17/2007
02:06

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Metaphor-Off Training

To train for his Metaphor Off against Sean Penn, Stephen has been stretching his metonymies and doing synecdoche squats.
04/17/2007
00:33

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Intro - 4/17/07

Stephen questions President Bush's plans for Iraq, investigates a new study on teen abstinence and interviews author Elaine Pagels.
04/17/2007
04:13

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Tip/Wag - Fake Sperm

Stephen wags his finger at abstinence education, cell phones, fake sperm and those who can't hack it.
04/17/2007
00:38

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Sign Off - Stephen's Taxes

Everyone clear a path between Stephen's studio and the 34th Street post office!
04/17/2007
03:35

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Who's Not Honoring Me Now? - Pulitzer

According to the Pulitzer's, Henry Ward Beecher is the Most Famous Man in America, but the last time Stephen checked, he didn't have a diet named after him or a sex tape.
04/18/2007
03:37

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The Word - Branding

Corporations may not be used to having their names associated with human suffering, but think of the ad space.
04/18/2007
00:30

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Intro - 4/18/07

Britain stops using the phrase "war on terror," debate rises over bovine growth hormones and supermodel Paulina Porizkova joins Stephen in the studio.
04/18/2007
00:12

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Sign Off - Upcoming Metaphor-Off

Stephen's going to take on Sean Penn like white takes on rice.
04/18/2007
04:38

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Milk & Hormones

Stephen shares an educational video about Recombinant Bovine Growth Hormone, aka "Jesus Milk."
04/18/2007
00:21

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National Library Week - Sebastian Junger

Author Sebastian Junger celebrates National Library Week by asking us to buy his books.
04/18/2007
00:17

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National Library Week - David Remnick

David Remnick suggests that if you subscribe to the New Yorker but want even more unread material, visit your local library.
04/18/2007
00:47

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National Library Week - Frank McCourt

English teacher Frank McCourt stresses the importance of books, but if he were a shop teacher he would be stressing the importance of plywood.
04/18/2007
05:50

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Paulina Porizkova

Stephen can verify Paulina Porizkova as a supermodel because he is an arbiter of American taste.
04/18/2007
00:30

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Intro - 4/19/07

John Edwards spends $400 on a haircut, and Sean Penn faces off against Stephen in an epic battle of the metaphors.
04/19/2007
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