The Colbert Report
Season 7 • 01/04/2011
Instead of a bulky wallet, gold can be carried around in a stylish leather sack tied to a tunic.
Snowpocalypse 2010The Colbert ReportS7
Because of a dusting of 30 inches of snow, the NFL postpones a Vikings-Eagles game from Sunday to Tuesday.
Sign Off - Home Improvement TipThe Colbert ReportS7
Fix a leaky roof by hammering the electrical box, moving into a neighbor's house and causing the end of their marriage.
Intro - 1/3/11The Colbert ReportS7
Stephen looks into charities' possible misuse of funds, uncovers a menace in Florida and asks Ed Rendell how it feels to be the only Democrat leaving office by choice.
Tip/Wag - Susan G. Komen Foundation & Spider-Man MusicalThe Colbert ReportS7
The Susan G. Komen for the Cure Foundation spends donor funds to sue other charities, and Spider-Man saves Broadway with violent disfigurement.
The Enemy Within - Caboodle RanchThe Colbert ReportS7
In Lee, Florida, Craig Grant trains his 650 cats to take over America's government, law enforcement and failing schools.
Native American OverlordsThe Colbert ReportS7
Stephen addresses America's new Indian overlords after President Obama endorses the U.N.'s declaration on the rights of indigenous peoples.
Geoffrey CanadaThe Colbert ReportS7
Geoffrey Canada works to educate kids and teach them how to grow up without using violence.
Sign Off - 12 Dutchmen AnswerThe Colbert ReportS7
Tune in tomorrow when Stephen provides the question to tonight's answer: 12 Dutchmen dangling from a hot air balloon.
Intro - 1/4/11The Colbert ReportS7
Strippers will need stronger g-strings if the dollar gets converted back to gold, and Geoffrey Canada advocates for education reform.
Gold Faithful - Ron Paul & David LeonhardtThe Colbert ReportS7
Ron Paul wants to return to the gold standard, while David Leonhardt explains why Americans don't need to worry about inflation.
Gold FaithfulThe Colbert ReportS7
Jay the Intern demonstrates how well the gold standard works when he delivers Stephen's coffee and his change.
Intro - 1/5/11The Colbert ReportS7
The threat level of America's fruit supply is at orange, and Dr. Atul Gawande wants to reduce health risks in hospitals.
Huckleberry Finn CensorshipThe Colbert ReportS7
NewSouth Books doesn't go far enough with its censorship of "Adventures of Huckleberry Finn."
Sign Off - Dark Side of the MoonThe Colbert ReportS7
If you've been syncing this episode with Pink Floyd's "Dark Side of the Moon," now is the time to hit stop and call your nearest rehab center.
Yellowline International, Inc.The Colbert ReportS7
In these uncertain economic times, Yellowline is proud to offer a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to invest in bananas.
What's a Reince Priebus?The Colbert ReportS7
Hopefully, Reince Priebus will run with Senator Saxby Chambliss as part of the Chambliss/Priebus ticket.
Atul GawandeThe Colbert ReportS7
Atul Gawande explains how checklists make flying, surgery and Van Halen shows safer.
Sign Off - Boris the LynxThe Colbert ReportS7
Stephen says goodnight with tape on his face and Boris the lynx.
Cheating Death - Placebo Effect, Immortality & Wild LynxThe Colbert ReportS7
A placebo treats gullible bowel syndrome, scientists find a cure for mouse infertility, and a wild lynx will increase the walking speed of elderly patients.
Bill O'Reilly Proves God's Existence - Neil deGrasse TysonThe Colbert ReportS7
Bill O'Reilly proves the existence of God, but then Neil deGrasse Tyson explains how tides change.
You may also like5 Videos
XXXI Days of Announcing the Holidays
Andrew Catalon of CBS Sports rings in the holiday season with expert commentary on the festive shows, movies and specials airing all December long!
"South Park: Snow Day!" Video Game Showcases New GameplaySouth Park
"South Park: Snow Day!" immerses players in a new art style, bringing your favorite characters to life while exploring classic locations from the show, now available to preorder in-store.
"Star Trek: very Short Treks" Has Lightyears of LaughsStar Trek: very Short TreksS1
Relive the classic vibe of "Star Trek: The Animated Series," and join Riker, Spock and more Starfleet faces on the bite-sized journeys of "Star Trek: very Short Treks," now streaming.
Fires and Full Moons Breed a New Terror on Wolf Pack
A California wildfire awakens a werewolf, but a group of curious teens -- once bitten -- will not shy away from the threat of decimation on Wolf Pack, streaming January 26 on Paramount+.