The Colbert Report
Better Know a District - California's 31st
Season 2 • 08/17/2006
The hottest couple in California's 31st district is Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes.
The Colbert ReportS2 Let's Make This Happen
Stephen Colbert surpassed Chuck Norris in votes to name a bridge in Hungary after him.
The Colbert ReportS2 Sign Off - Historic Hoax
Stephen offers NASA the use of his studio so they can re-shoot the "moon landing."
The Colbert ReportS2 Morgan Spurlock
Stephen asks Morgan Spurlock why he'd want to know what other people's lives are like.
The Colbert ReportS2 Intro - 8/16/06
Stephen celebrates Fidel Castro, looks back at the Cold War and interviews FX host Morgan Spurlock.
The Colbert ReportS2 Was It Really That Bad? - Cold War
The Berlin Wall provided career-defining moments for President Reagan and German metal band the Scorpions.
The Colbert ReportS2 Continuity
Viewers alert Stephen to the fact that Killer is on a commando mission to rescue Stephen Jr. and couldn't possibly have been on the previous night's show.
The Colbert ReportS2 Intro - 8/17/06
Stephen reports on Pluto, interviews Neil Young, and talks with Hollywood Congressman Javier Becerra.
The Colbert ReportS2 Better Know a District - California's 31st - Javier Becerra
Why does Congressman Javier Becerra wants to translate our American paintings into Spanish?
The Colbert ReportS2 Neil deGrasse Tyson
Astrophysicist Neil deGrasse Tyson and Stephen Colbert trash talk spheres in the running to be new planets.
The Colbert ReportS2 Better Know a District - California's 31st
In California's 31st district, the who's whom do where's when with the why what.
The Colbert ReportS2 Green Screen Challenge - The Announcement
The Report starts showing your bold depictions of Stephen's heroic fight.
The Colbert ReportS2 Intro - 8/21/06
Stephen reports on drug companies, a British food study and interviews linguist Geoffrey Nunberg.
The Colbert ReportS2 Atheists in Foxholes
Stephen recommends shipping atheists to war so they can destroy someone else's society for a change.
The Colbert ReportS2 The Word - Side Effects
Criminals owe a debt to society, so let's put them to work making money for the pharmaceutical industry.
The Colbert ReportS2 ThreatDown - Drivers Eat
If genetically engineered grass has its way, our neatly red and blue nation will be all green.
The Colbert ReportS2 Geoffrey Nunberg
Stephen asks linguist Geoffrey Nunberg, author of "Talking Right," how he can discredit a group that calls themselves "right."
The Colbert ReportS2 Sign Off - Pants Off
It's time for Stephen Colbert to go home and take off his pants.
The Colbert ReportS2 Cheating Death - Fields Medal
Ever since Stephen learned about the Fields Medal two weeks ago, he's cared about it more than any other award in the world.
The Colbert ReportS2 The Word - 99 Problems
The difference between 200 French troops and 15,000 French troops is just fewer French prisoners.
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