The Colbert Report
Better Know a District - California's 31st
Season 2 • 08/17/2006
The hottest couple in California's 31st district is Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes.
Let's Make This HappenThe Colbert ReportS2
Stephen Colbert surpassed Chuck Norris in votes to name a bridge in Hungary after him.
Sign Off - Historic HoaxThe Colbert ReportS2
Stephen offers NASA the use of his studio so they can re-shoot the "moon landing."
Morgan SpurlockThe Colbert ReportS2
Stephen asks Morgan Spurlock why he'd want to know what other people's lives are like.
Intro - 8/16/06The Colbert ReportS2
Stephen celebrates Fidel Castro, looks back at the Cold War and interviews FX host Morgan Spurlock.
Was It Really That Bad? - Cold WarThe Colbert ReportS2
The Berlin Wall provided career-defining moments for President Reagan and German metal band the Scorpions.
ContinuityThe Colbert ReportS2
Viewers alert Stephen to the fact that Killer is on a commando mission to rescue Stephen Jr. and couldn't possibly have been on the previous night's show.
Intro - 8/17/06The Colbert ReportS2
Stephen reports on Pluto, interviews Neil Young, and talks with Hollywood Congressman Javier Becerra.
Better Know a District - California's 31st - Javier BecerraThe Colbert ReportS2
Why does Congressman Javier Becerra wants to translate our American paintings into Spanish?
Neil deGrasse TysonThe Colbert ReportS2
Astrophysicist Neil deGrasse Tyson and Stephen Colbert trash talk spheres in the running to be new planets.
Better Know a District - California's 31stThe Colbert ReportS2
In California's 31st district, the who's whom do where's when with the why what.
Green Screen Challenge - The AnnouncementThe Colbert ReportS2
The Report starts showing your bold depictions of Stephen's heroic fight.
Intro - 8/21/06The Colbert ReportS2
Stephen reports on drug companies, a British food study and interviews linguist Geoffrey Nunberg.
Atheists in FoxholesThe Colbert ReportS2
Stephen recommends shipping atheists to war so they can destroy someone else's society for a change.
The Word - Side EffectsThe Colbert ReportS2
Criminals owe a debt to society, so let's put them to work making money for the pharmaceutical industry.
ThreatDown - Drivers EatThe Colbert ReportS2
If genetically engineered grass has its way, our neatly red and blue nation will be all green.
Geoffrey NunbergThe Colbert ReportS2
Stephen asks linguist Geoffrey Nunberg, author of "Talking Right," how he can discredit a group that calls themselves "right."
Sign Off - Pants OffThe Colbert ReportS2
It's time for Stephen Colbert to go home and take off his pants.
Cheating Death - Fields MedalThe Colbert ReportS2
Ever since Stephen learned about the Fields Medal two weeks ago, he's cared about it more than any other award in the world.
The Word - 99 ProblemsThe Colbert ReportS2
The difference between 200 French troops and 15,000 French troops is just fewer French prisoners.
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