The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
Long Island Wants to Secede
Season 14 • 06/15/2009
Samantha Bee asks the intelligent people of Long Island why they want to secede.
F#@ked or Fixed - Economic CrisisThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS14
AIG makes radical changes, Obama drops a cap on the executive salary cap, and the White House appoints Ken Feinberg as pay czar.
Indecision 2009 - Ahmadinejad Rally in IranThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS14
Jason Jones attends an actual Mahmoud Ahmadinejad rally in Tehran, and one thing is clear: it's Iran's time to dance.
Indecision 2009 - Everywhere but Here EditionThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS14
The Obama Effect influences the Lebanese vote, the British National Party picks up their first two seats, and Iran prepares for its election.
Moment of Zen - Pac-Man Debt ChartThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS14
George Voinovich's Pac-Man eats up the GDP.
Katie CouricThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS14
Should Katie Couric offer a free colonoscopy with every three news stories or something bingo-related for her older audience?
Irandecision 2009 - Sham, WowThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS14
Joe Biden had doubts about Mahmoud Ahmadinejad's landslide victory, but he's going to withhold comment.
Ed HelmsThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS14
Ed Helms wanted to look good for Jon, but he accidentally switched jackets with Bradley Cooper at the London premiere of "The Hangover."
Daily/Colbert - Welcome Home, StephenThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS14
Stephen receives a well-earned standing ovation from Jon and adjusts to his uncomfortably comfortable civilian clothes.
Moment of Zen - Smoking LettuceThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS14
Representative Steve Buyer believes smoking lettuce is the same as smoking cigarettes.
Irandecision 2009 - Election ResultsThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS14
Jason Jones reports on the Iranian election while en route to a hookah bar, and John Oliver breaks down the results on his magic screen.
Long Island Wants to SecedeThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS14
Samantha Bee talks to the intelligent revolutionaries who want to make Long Island the 51st state.
Irandecision 2009 - CNN's Unverified MaterialThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS14
CNN delivers news on a possible Iranian revolution and reconnects with high school friends.
Moment of Zen - Marga-Uighur-VilleThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS14
Representative Steve King comments on the Uighurs wasting away in Marga-Uighur-ville.
Tom FolsomThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS14
Tom Folsom relays the history of Joe Gallo, a mobster who got caught up in the revolutionary spirit of the 1960s.
Guantanamo Baywatch - Uighur, PleaseThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS14
Gitmo and four Uighurs are released from Guantanamo and sent to live in a house in Bermuda.
BlameThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS14
The media's arguments over who is to blame for James von Brunn's hate crime devolve into their lowest form.
Heal or No HealThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS14
Barack Obama warns that if the American government doesn't fix its health care system, Americans could face a multi-million dollar bailout.
Jason Jones: Behind the Veil - Minarets of MenaceThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS14
Jason Jones meets a journalist, interviews people on the street, and visits an Iranian family to find out why Iran is so evil.
Moment of Zen - Dan Rather Extinguishes JonThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS14
Jon orders Dan Rather to shoot him with a fire extinguisher, then runs off screaming.
Irandecision 2009 - Iranian Soccer SolidarityThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS14
Iran's soccer team wears green wristbands in solidarity with Iranian protestors during a World Cup qualifying match against South Korea.
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