The Daily Show with Jon Stewart

The Halliburton Contract

Season 7 • 03/25/2003

Colbert cannot put into words the right way to describe the "greedrageous" Halliburton contract.

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Jim Kelly Pt. 1
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Jim Kelly talks about how a magazine stays relevant during the Iraq War.
03/24/2003
02:18

Pre-Show Activities
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Stephen Colbert has been imbedded in room 101 of the Beverly Hills Hilton to report on the toning down of the pre-show spectacle.
03/24/2003
02:07

Jim Kelly Pt. 2
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Jim Kelly talks about skipping stories for the overwhelming coverage of the Iraq War.
03/24/2003
01:51

Stock & Awe
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The skills that investors use to pick stocks are the same ones you'd use to bet when someone will die.
03/25/2003
00:13

Moment of Zen - Halliburton
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Shot of Halliburton's office building, with the Star Spangled Banner playing.
03/25/2003
01:50

Wartime Check
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President Bush unveils his proposed war budget of $74.7 billion, which included extra missiles.
03/25/2003
00:59

Frogs and Locusts
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Jon Stewart reports that Iraq seems to be an uninviting place.
03/25/2003
04:16

Love is On the Air
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Some inventive singles are creating ways of dating that don't involve a television at all.
03/25/2003
01:34

Halliburton Wins
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The U.S. Government has already begun handing out contracts to corporations to clean up and rebuild the country we haven't finished bombing yet.
03/25/2003
05:18

Connie Nielsen
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Connie Nielsen lives like a white trash teenager, staying up late, having kids, and eating Snickers.
03/25/2003
02:13

The Halliburton Contract
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The arrangement between Halliburton and the Bush administration can best be characterized as a sad sigh.
03/25/2003
02:30

Desert Storm II: Actual Storm
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Embedded reporter Rob Corddry reports from the middle of a sandstorm in Iraq, where the sky is orange and glass is in the forecast.
03/26/2003
01:02

Death to Smoochy
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Jon apologizes for sucking in "Death to Smoochy," which troops in the Middle East are apparently watching when they get a chance to relax.
03/26/2003
00:24

Intro - 3/26/03
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Jon is surprised to hear a fifty-year-old spring breaker in his audience request to see his tits.
03/26/2003
00:15

Moment of Zen - Sandstorm
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American soldiers battle a fierce sandstorm in Iraq.
03/26/2003
02:12

Produce Pete Steve Carell - Beets
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Produce Pete Steve Carell takes his viewers to the glorious world of beets, where he teaches about its spinachy leaves and his wife-to-be Ivanka.
03/26/2003
03:13

Travel Tips
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Ed Helms trots around the globe and learns that the globe doesn't like Americans so much.
03/26/2003
05:48

Ringo Starr
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Ringo Starr constantly wonders what he is doing.
03/26/2003
02:46

You, Your Health & You - SARS
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The World Health Organization is confident it can stop the spread of a new disease called SARS, as long as it finds out what it is and how to treat it.
03/26/2003
01:09

Preview - 3/27/03
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Jon previews tomorrow's show, featuring guest Hilary Swank and Ed Helms' look into celebrity politics.
03/26/2003
00:40

Coalition of the Piddling - Monkeys for All
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Coalition of the Willing member, Morocco, is offering monkeys, riding battle koalas, to help detonate land mines.
03/27/2003
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