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Dore Gold
Season 9 • 12/14/2004
The United Nations is awash in moral slush.
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05:11
Kevin Spacey
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
S9
Kevin Spacey dreams of doing 37 shows a day in Branson, Missouri.
12/13/2004
03:32
Oy to the World
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
S9
Kids are only interested in their space age Hanukkah gyro-toys, not the true meaning of the highest of the high holy days.
12/13/2004
03:42
Cop Rocked
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
S9
We let illegals into our country, raise our children, mow our lawns, clean our houses and the thanks we get is the tearing down of our Cabinet nominees.
12/13/2004
03:00
Anarchy in the Ukraine
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
S9
Viktor Yushchenko became ill after having dinner with the head of the Ukrainian Secret Police, a former KGB agent, in a classic case of "you done it."
12/13/2004
00:51
Sh*t Taco
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
S9
Jon Stewart has lost his voice to a cold, so the entire show will be done in charades.
12/13/2004
02:09
Poisoned
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
S9
The Daily Show retracts its statement that Ukrainian presidential candidate Viktor Yushchenko was struck by a rogue Soviet-era ugly stick.
12/13/2004
03:08
International Pamphlet - Locusts
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
S9
Swarms of locusts wreak havoc all across the globe, and David Beckham and Posh Spice play Joseph and Mary.
12/14/2004
05:56
Teed Off
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
S9
The M.D.A. refuses to pay Keith Schott for the hole in one he hit at a charity event.
12/14/2004
04:00
Mess O'Potamia - Full Medal Racket
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
S9
Bush awarded the Presidential Medal of Freedom to a retired General, a fashion pioneer and a Queen.
12/14/2004
00:25
Moment of Zen - Bush's Hanukah Celebration
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
S9
The White House celebrates Hanukah with an a cappella serenade for the first family.
12/14/2004
06:52
Dore Gold
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
S9
Former Israeli Ambassador to the U.N. Dore Gold talks about the changes and reforms facing an increasingly irrelevant world governing body.
12/14/2004
04:34
Silent Night, Holy Crap
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
S9
Bob Wiltfong thinks the safest thing to do this year is to ignore Christmas all together.
12/15/2004
04:21
Headlines - Abstinence Of Malice
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
S9
The Bush administration funds school sexual abstinence programs, teaching information that is at best misleading, and at worst, completely wrong.
12/15/2004
05:25
Billy Connolly
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
S9
Billy Connolly knows of another way not to get AIDS, apart from wearing Birkenstock shoes.
12/15/2004
03:27
Back in Black - Dangerous Toys
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
S9
Lewis Black covers this year's list of dangerous toys, including a plastic Nerf football, lead jewelry and a sharp Batmobile.
12/15/2004
01:19
Terrorist Targets
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
S9
Homeland Security compiles its database of potential terrorist targets, including amusement parks and miniature golf courses.
12/15/2004
00:11
Moment of Zen - Santa Claus
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
S9
Bob Wiltfong interviews a security expert who describes Santa Claus.
12/15/2004
03:37
Culture War
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
S9
Hollywood doesn't like anal sex. It loves anal sex.
12/16/2004
01:06
Great Moments in Punditry - Children
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
S9
Did you not say that, did you not say that, did you not say that?
12/16/2004
00:15
Moment of Zen - Anal Sex
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
S9
William Donohue claims Hollywood likes anal sex.
12/16/2004
02:20
Mo'Money, No Problems!
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
S9
George W. Bush deals with the U.S. deficit by confronting Social Security.
12/16/2004
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