The Colbert Report
Revenge on Knox College
Season 3 E 77 • 06/11/2007
His attempt to burn his honorary degree from Knox College having failed, Stephen wishes there were some other way to show his disapproval.

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The Colbert ReportS3 E76
Cullen Murphy
Cullen Murphy, author of "Are We Rome?," wonders if America is like the Roman Empire.
06/07/2007
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The Colbert ReportS3 E76
Better Know a District - Washington's 9th - Adam Smith
After 10 years at his job, there is still a lot that Representative Adam Smith doesn't know about his district or himself.
06/07/2007
00:08
The Colbert ReportS3 E76
Sign Off - Vomitorium
The show is over, and Stephen is heading to the vomitorium.
06/07/2007
03:52
The Colbert ReportS3 E76
The Word - Rodham
Ms. Rodham Clinton Rodham Hamrod Rodham is going to skate to victory unless the news media gives equal time to men.
06/07/2007
00:32
The Colbert ReportS3 E76
Intro - 6/7/07
Tonight, Stephen reports on Hillary Clinton's new name, talks with Washington's 9th Representative, Adam Smith, and interviews author Cullen Murphy.
06/07/2007
06:21
The Colbert ReportS3 E77
Michael Gershon
Dr. Michael Gershon's book has the subtitle, "Your gut has a mind of its own." Stephen couldn't agree more.
06/11/2007
02:55
The Colbert ReportS3 E77
Albania Greets President Bush
On a recent visit to Albania, throngs of people took to the streets to greet and cheer for President George W. Bush -- and Stephen knows exactly why.
06/11/2007
06:08
The Colbert ReportS3 E77
Commencement Speeches
Stephen spoke at Knox College commencement last year and was given an honorary doctorate. He swore that if Bill Clinton spoke there this year, he'd burn the degree on the air.
06/11/2007
02:50
The Colbert ReportS3 E77
The Word - Easy A
Stephen doesn't expect to get any awards for saying it, but he agrees with President Bush that no child should be left behind.
06/11/2007
00:29
The Colbert ReportS3 E77
Intro - 6/11/07
Stephen gives America's education system an "A," President Bush is greeted as a liberator in Albania, and guest Michael Gershon believes there's a brain in the gut.
06/11/2007
01:31
The Colbert ReportS3 E77
Revenge on Knox College
His attempt to burn his honorary degree from Knox College having failed, Stephen wishes there were some other way to show his disapproval.
06/11/2007
03:05
The Colbert ReportS3 E78
Mr. Dyachenko, Tear Down This Wall
On the date of the 20th anniversary of Reagan's "Tear Down This Wall" speech, Stephen prepares a historical reenactment with the help of a karate champion.
06/12/2007
00:49
The Colbert ReportS3 E78
Mr. Dyachenko, Tear Me Off a Piece of This Cake
Stephen once again calls upon karate champion Igor Dyachenko to tear something -- this time a piece of cake.
06/12/2007
04:29
The Colbert ReportS3 E78
Tommy Chong, Commentator
In the swirling media coverage surrounding Paris Hilton's latest arrest, one man's thoughts stayed high above the fray on cable news -- Tommy Chong's.
06/12/2007
05:41
The Colbert ReportS3 E78
Josh Wolf
Blogger Josh Wolf served prison time for withholding videotapes of an anarchist protest from authorities, so Stephen is sending a copy of their interview straight to the Feds.
06/12/2007
00:48
The Colbert ReportS3 E78
Mr. Dyachenko, Tear Down This Watermelon
Once wasn't enough -- Stephen pays additional tribute to the 20th anniversary of Reagan's "Tear Down This Wall" speech, with the help of karate champion Igor Dyachenko.
06/12/2007
00:35
The Colbert ReportS3 E78
Intro - 6/12/07
The 20th anniversary of Reagan's "Tear Down This Wall" speech, a segment for the elite viewer, and a substitute guest for prolific spammer Cornelius Q. Vestibule.
06/12/2007
01:04
The Colbert ReportS3 E78
Bush's Missing Watch
Rumors are swirling that one of the Albanians in the adoring crowd that met President Bush stole his watch. Stephen doesn't believe it.
06/12/2007
03:18
The Colbert ReportS3 E78
Colbert Platinum - Butler Shortage
In a new segment aimed exclusively at his top-tier viewers, Stephen explores a troubling worldwide butler shortage.
06/12/2007
04:28
The Colbert ReportS3 E79
The Word - Pathophysiology
Stephen suggests the nation might better fight the gay agenda if it were treated like disease, much like an addiction to cigarettes.
06/13/2007
00:38
The Colbert ReportS3 E79
Intro - 6/13/07
Stephen covers a 5,000-year-old caveman, a new surgeon general and a presidential candidate who will talk to him -- Ron Paul.
06/13/2007
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