The Colbert Report

Revenge on Knox College

Season 3 • 06/11/2007

Stephen takes his rage at Knox College out on a life-sized image of Bill Clinton.

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06:08

Commencement Speeches
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Stephen spoke at Knox College commencement last year and was given an honorary doctorate. He swore that if Bill Clinton spoke there this year, he'd burn the degree on the air.
06/11/2007
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The Word - Easy A
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06/11/2007
00:29

Intro - 6/11/07
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Stephen gives America's education system an "A," President Bush is greeted as a liberator in Albania, and guest Michael Gershon believes there's a brain in the gut.
06/11/2007
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Revenge on Knox College
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His attempt to burn his honorary degree from Knox College having failed, Stephen wishes there were some other way to show his disapproval.
06/11/2007
03:05

Mr. Dyachenko, Tear Down This Wall
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On the date of the 20th anniversary of Reagan's "Tear Down This Wall" speech, Stephen prepares a historical reenactment with the help of a karate champion.
06/12/2007
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Stephen once again calls upon karate champion Igor Dyachenko to tear something -- this time a piece of cake.
06/12/2007
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05:41

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00:48

Mr. Dyachenko, Tear Down This Watermelon
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