The Colbert Report

Ted Danson

Season 2 E 120 • 09/26/2006

Stephen and Ted Danson talk about eating mercury.

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The Colbert ReportS2 E119
Buy This Book

Don't buy a book because it was held up by some Venezuelan windbag. Buy a book because it was held up by some American windbag.
09/25/2006
06:45

The Colbert ReportS2 E119
Arianna Huffington

No matter what Arianna Huffington says, fear is a great motivator. It got Stephen through every term paper he ever had.
09/25/2006
01:47

The Colbert ReportS2 E119
Green Screen Challenge - Goodbye, Darth Maul!

Stephen avenges Gui-Gon Jinn's death at the hands of Darth Maul.
09/25/2006
03:28

The Colbert ReportS2 E119
Heritage

There is one son of Abraham that Stephen is really looking forward to hearing from this Rosh Hashanah.
09/25/2006
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The Colbert ReportS2 E119
The Word - Opposition Party

The Democrats finally stood up to the president on torture and said, "We're just gonna wait over here, you guys tell us when you're done."
09/25/2006
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The Colbert ReportS2 E120
The Word - Good Morning

The best way to fight evil Islamic fanaticism is with good Christian fanaticism.
09/26/2006
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The Colbert ReportS2 E120
Alpha Dog of the Week - Tom Selleck

Stephen honors Tom Selleck, star of "Three Men and a Heavily Armed Baby."
09/26/2006
03:41

The Colbert ReportS2 E120
Frank Rich Calls In

Frank Rich calls Stephen on the atone phone, and Stephen is disappointed with his message.
09/26/2006
04:41

The Colbert ReportS2 E120
Four Horsemen of the A-Pop-Calypse - Justin Timberlake

Justin Timberlake doesn't show up to his debate with Stephen, so Stephen wins.
09/26/2006
00:33

The Colbert ReportS2 E120
Intro - 9/26/06

Stephen takes a look at Jesus camp, warns of the Four Horsemen of the A-Pop-Calypse, and sits down with actor Ted Danson.
09/26/2006
06:21

The Colbert ReportS2 E120
Ted Danson

Stephen asks Ted Danson why his new sitcom doesn't take place underwater.
09/26/2006
05:13

The Colbert ReportS2 E121
The Word - Iraq

Due to dramatic stories and shiny pictures, Stephen totally forgot about that war over there.
09/27/2006
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The Colbert ReportS2 E121
Oprah and Friends

Stephen is inspired because he spent the whole day listening to Oprah and Friends on XM Radio.
09/27/2006
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The Colbert ReportS2 E121
Tip/Wag - George Clooney

Stephen tips his hat to Chevrolet and George Clooney, but wags his finger at Bill Cosby and food labels.
09/27/2006
05:05

The Colbert ReportS2 E121
Lowell Bergman

Why do more young people watch The Report than watch PBS?
09/27/2006
00:40

The Colbert ReportS2 E121
Intro - 9/27/06

Bill Clinton lashes out at Chris Wallace, and a new study says Americans don't know how to read food labels.
09/27/2006
00:26

The Colbert ReportS2 E121
Sign Off - World of ColbertCraft

Stephen's new video game -- World of ColbertCraft -- has a secret adults-only level that was supposed to be deleted before it his the store shelves.
09/27/2006
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The Colbert ReportS2 E121
Mort Zuckerman Dials the Atone Phone

Stephen talks to Mort Zuckerman on the Days of Repentance hotline.
09/27/2006
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The Colbert ReportS2 E122
Green Screen Challenge - iPod + Colbert

Stephen's only gripe with the latest Green Screen Challenge entry is that he's dancing with a 30G iPod.
09/28/2006
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The Colbert ReportS2 E122
Un-American News - Spain

Stephen looks at the un-American news from Spain, Japan and Ireland.
09/28/2006
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The Colbert ReportS2 E122
Blitzkrieg on Grinchitude - Santa Claus, IN

Stephen looks for ways to reunite a town divided by Abraham Lincoln.
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