The Colbert Report
Season 2 E 120 • 09/26/2006
Stephen and Ted Danson talk about eating mercury.
The Colbert ReportS2 E119Buy This Book
Don't buy a book because it was held up by some Venezuelan windbag. Buy a book because it was held up by some American windbag.
The Colbert ReportS2 E119Arianna Huffington
No matter what Arianna Huffington says, fear is a great motivator. It got Stephen through every term paper he ever had.
The Colbert ReportS2 E119Green Screen Challenge - Goodbye, Darth Maul!
Stephen avenges Gui-Gon Jinn's death at the hands of Darth Maul.
The Colbert ReportS2 E119Heritage
There is one son of Abraham that Stephen is really looking forward to hearing from this Rosh Hashanah.
The Colbert ReportS2 E119The Word - Opposition Party
The Democrats finally stood up to the president on torture and said, "We're just gonna wait over here, you guys tell us when you're done."
The Colbert ReportS2 E120The Word - Good Morning
The best way to fight evil Islamic fanaticism is with good Christian fanaticism.
The Colbert ReportS2 E120Alpha Dog of the Week - Tom Selleck
Stephen honors Tom Selleck, star of "Three Men and a Heavily Armed Baby."
The Colbert ReportS2 E120Frank Rich Calls In
Frank Rich calls Stephen on the atone phone, and Stephen is disappointed with his message.
The Colbert ReportS2 E120Four Horsemen of the A-Pop-Calypse - Justin Timberlake
Justin Timberlake doesn't show up to his debate with Stephen, so Stephen wins.
The Colbert ReportS2 E120Intro - 9/26/06
Stephen takes a look at Jesus camp, warns of the Four Horsemen of the A-Pop-Calypse, and sits down with actor Ted Danson.
The Colbert ReportS2 E120Ted Danson
Stephen asks Ted Danson why his new sitcom doesn't take place underwater.
The Colbert ReportS2 E121The Word - Iraq
Due to dramatic stories and shiny pictures, Stephen totally forgot about that war over there.
The Colbert ReportS2 E121Oprah and Friends
Stephen is inspired because he spent the whole day listening to Oprah and Friends on XM Radio.
The Colbert ReportS2 E121Tip/Wag - George Clooney
Stephen tips his hat to Chevrolet and George Clooney, but wags his finger at Bill Cosby and food labels.
The Colbert ReportS2 E121Lowell Bergman
Why do more young people watch The Report than watch PBS?
The Colbert ReportS2 E121Intro - 9/27/06
Bill Clinton lashes out at Chris Wallace, and a new study says Americans don't know how to read food labels.
The Colbert ReportS2 E121Sign Off - World of ColbertCraft
Stephen's new video game -- World of ColbertCraft -- has a secret adults-only level that was supposed to be deleted before it his the store shelves.
The Colbert ReportS2 E121Mort Zuckerman Dials the Atone Phone
Stephen talks to Mort Zuckerman on the Days of Repentance hotline.
The Colbert ReportS2 E122Green Screen Challenge - iPod + Colbert
Stephen's only gripe with the latest Green Screen Challenge entry is that he's dancing with a 30G iPod.
The Colbert ReportS2 E122Un-American News - Spain
Stephen looks at the un-American news from Spain, Japan and Ireland.
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