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Sign Off - Campaign Poster
Season 9 • 04/03/2013
Stephen endorses his sister, Elizabeth Colbert Busch.
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02:49
The Colbert Report
S9
Florida's Bong Bill
Under a Florida bill, any retailer that sells marijuana smoking pipes could be charged with a first-degree misdemeanor.
04/02/2013
04:30
The Colbert Report
S9
We Are at War - North Korea
North Korea nullifies its 60-year armistice with South Korea, and Kim Jong-un targets Austin's South by Southwest Music Festival.
04/02/2013
04:19
The Colbert Report
S9
Gay Marriage Fraud
The Supreme Court will decide on gay marriage during wedding season, and Georgia's Sue Everhart believes straight men will commit gay marriage fraud.
04/02/2013
04:54
The Colbert Report
S9
Jim McGreevey
The former governor of New Jersey discusses political sex scandals, a program for incarcerated addicts, and his HBO documentary, "Fall to Grace."
04/02/2013
00:04
The Colbert Report
S9
Sign Off - Goodnight
Stephen says goodnight.
04/02/2013
04:20
The Colbert Report
S9
We Are at War - North Korea - Victor Cha
Georgetown professor Dr. Victor Cha talks about his book, "The Impossible State: North Korea, Past and Future."
04/02/2013
05:45
The Colbert Report
S9
A.C. Grayling
The philosopher shares his book, "The God Argument: The Case Against Religion and for Humanism."
04/03/2013
04:16
The Colbert Report
S9
RNC Young Voters Survey
The Republican Party's SurveyMonkey survey addresses young voters' love of diversity and how to come out of the closet.
04/03/2013
03:54
The Colbert Report
S9
Gun Control & Barn Orgies
Louie Gohmert's logical argument against gun control has proven that any liberal policy eventually leads to sex with animals.
04/03/2013
06:46
The Colbert Report
S9
"Morning Joe" vs. The Colbert Report
Joe Scarborough airs a pure infomercial for his buddy and congressional candidate Mark Sanford, which inspires Stephen to endorse Mark's opponent, Elizabeth Colbert Busch.
04/03/2013
00:07
The Colbert Report
S9
Sign Off - Campaign Poster
Stephen makes a poster for his sister, House candidate Elizabeth Colbert Busch.
04/03/2013
07:54
The Colbert Report
S9
Francis Collins
BRAIN Initiative project director Francis Collins discusses the most complicated biological structure in the universe.
04/04/2013
00:07
The Colbert Report
S9
Sign Off - EEG Cap
Stephen monitors his brain activity.
04/04/2013
03:25
The Colbert Report
S9
Obama's BRAIN Initiative
If the gun registry is just a plot to take away America's guns, then Obama's brain registry is just a ploy to take away its brains.
04/04/2013
00:29
The Colbert Report
S9
Intro - 4/4/13
The Obama administration starts a science initiative, and NIH Director Francis Collins tries to map out the brain.
04/04/2013
03:41
The Colbert Report
S9
Pegasus Pipeline Spill
For legal and tax reasons, the black, sticky stuff that surged through an Arkansas suburb isn't classified as oil; it's "diluted bitumen."
04/04/2013
05:06
The Colbert Report
S9
Koko & Jeremy Irons on Gay Marriage
Koko the talking gorilla conveys her sadness, and Jeremy Irons's anti-gay comments aren't offensive because he eventually wishes everybody well.
04/04/2013
07:19
The Colbert Report
S9
Colbert Galactic Initiative - Bill Clinton Pt. 1
President Bill Clinton explains why he doesn't call the Clinton Global Initiative the Clinton American Initiative.
04/08/2013
04:47
The Colbert Report
S9
Colbert Galactic Initiative - Bill Clinton Pt. 2
President Bill Clinton discusses his time restraints as president and his "totally selfish" aid work, including agricultural projects in Rwanda and Malawi.
04/08/2013
00:17
The Colbert Report
S9
Sign Off - Colbert Galactic Initiative
Bill Clinton says goodnight and reminds Stephen that he succumbed to the famed Clinton charisma.
04/08/2013
04:19
The Colbert Report
S9
Colbert Galactic Initiative - Bill Clinton Pt. 3
President Bill Clinton advocates political participation, praises social networks and utilizes his new Twitter account, @PrezBillyJeff.
04/08/2013
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