The Daily Show with Jon Stewart

Advice from Counsel

Season 7 • 10/02/2002

Jon is just making some fake notes for the fake news.

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00:19

Moment of Zen - Senator Robert Torricelli
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Senator Robert Torricelli speaks emotionally about his life in the Senate.
10/01/2002
05:51

Patrick Dempsey
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Patrick Dempsey talks about making out in movies, being a new dad and growing up in Maine.
10/01/2002
02:11

Prude Awakening
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Clean Flicks has added a digital corset to cover Kate Winslet's hideous, milky-white, nipple-tipped breast in "Titanic."
10/01/2002
03:25

Squirm Limits - Midterm Elections
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In one term, Senator Torricelli compiled a list of ethical violations that many in Congress have taken a lifetime to achieve.
10/01/2002
05:33

David Schwimmer
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David Schwimmer has so much money that he could literally whittle one piece of wood for the next forty years.
10/02/2002
02:36

Helms - Vulcan Death Grip
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More moderate members of the Bush Administration feel we should kill Hussein with kindness.
10/02/2002
02:53

Headlines - Excess Hollywood
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Barbra Streisand will do anything to get the Democrats the House back... anything.
10/02/2002
03:19

Jurassic Dork
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Homo erectus was named because he walked upright and not because you have a juvenile sense of humor.
10/02/2002
03:08

Showdown: Iraq? - Regime Change
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Ari Fleischer left a press conference early to attend the regime change of his great aunt who was overthrown in her sleep.
10/02/2002
00:08

Moment of Zen - One Bullet
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Ari Fleischer encourages the Iraqi people to assassinate Saddam Hussein.
10/02/2002
01:00

Advice from Counsel
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Jon regrets his remarks about Reese Witherspoon's dark criminal past.
10/02/2002
02:25

Headlines - Schadenfraud
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The Justice Department aims to put the bad guys in prison and take away their money.
10/03/2002
01:58

Rolling Stoned
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Randy Moss is sure the pot in his car was not his; it belonged to the guy selling him pot.
10/03/2002
04:36

Bridge Over Troubled Water
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Bridge player Disa Eythorsdottir takes her life and career into her own hands by refusing to acknowledge her drug problem.
10/03/2002
00:10

Moment of Zen - A Ford Taurus?
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Ex-Enron C.F.O. Andrew Fastow has to deal with the indignity of being driven to court in a Ford Taurus.
10/03/2002
04:38

Back in Black - Miss America
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Lewis Black and the other guy that watched the Miss America pageant are pissed.
10/03/2002
05:50

Rita Wilson
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Jon and Rita Wilson were in a film together where Jon learned to skate and wear spandex.
10/03/2002
05:41

Jake Gyllenhaal
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Jake Gyllenhaal wanted to be an actor when he was a kid, but his parents made him go to school.
10/07/2002
02:09

Cough It Up
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Betty Bullock started smoking nearly half a century ago and it's nice to see her hard work pay off.
10/07/2002
03:07

V!
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The Supreme Court is bringing back all nine starters from last year, you gotta like that experience factor.
10/07/2002
00:14

Moment of Zen - Hockey Queen
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The Queen of England, Elizabeth II, drops the puck on the ice at a hockey game.
10/07/2002
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