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Sir Archibald Mapsalot III

Season 18 • 09/04/2013

Sir Archibald Mapsalot III solves regional tensions in the Middle East.

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Moment of Zen - Carlos Danger on Bike Lanes
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Anthony Weiner announces the first thing he'd do as New York City mayor.
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Uncle Jonny Stew's Good Time Syria Jamboree
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Syria's Bashar al-Assad crosses the line of what the American government feels is the appropriate way to kill people.
09/03/2013
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Jon Learns What Happened Over the Summer
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Jon returns to the show and John Oliver remembers Carlos Danger and the summer's best stories.
09/03/2013
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Jon Stewart Returns
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John Oliver, Jessica Williams and Stephen Colbert help Jon to once again act American.
09/03/2013
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Moment of Zen - David Frost Tribute
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The late David Frost shares a Richard Nixon anecdote.
09/03/2013
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Andrew Harper
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Andrew Harper thanks Syria's neighbors for taking in millions of displaced citizens and describes the transformation of the Jordanian desert.
09/03/2013
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Mario Livio
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Astrophysicist Mario Livio explains how science's embarrassing failures are just as important as its revolutionary successes.
09/04/2013
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Moment of Zen - John Kerry & Syria
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Sir Archibald Mapsalot III identifies the Middle East's big problem, Samantha Bee critiques a Russian gay pride parade, and Mario Livio talks "Brilliant Blunders."
09/04/2013
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Groundhog Deja Clusterf@#k
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As the Senate Foreign Relations Committee considers America's response to the war in Syria, John McCain ponders his response to the river card.
09/04/2013
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05:09

Russian Diplomacy
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As relations between the United States and Russia fray, Samantha Bee searches for a diplomatic solution with Andranik Migranyan.
09/04/2013
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Sir Archibald Mapsalot III
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Sir Archibald Mapsalot III explains why it's not racist for a strong white hand to draw arbitrary lines betwixt Middle Eastern tribal allegiances.
09/04/2013
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Indecision 2013 - Hey, I'm Votin' Here Edition - Weiner's Alienation
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The Best F#@king News Team Ever investigates Anthony Weiner's voter outreach campaign, and Carlos Danger defends his wife's honor.
09/05/2013
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Ignoring Private Ryan
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Going to an American hospital, for a veteran, shouldn't require more courage than storming the beach at Normandy.
09/05/2013
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Michael C. Hall
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"Dexter" star Michael C. Hall explains why his character has started killing fewer people and talks about saying goodbye to his TV family.
09/05/2013
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Indecision 2013 - Hey, I'm Votin' Here Edition
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New York Democratic mayoral candidates campaign to fill Michael Bloomberg's tiny shoes.
09/05/2013
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Moment of Zen - Anthony Weiner & Rosh Hashanah
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In the spirit of Rosh Hashanah, Anthony Weiner offers forgiveness.
09/05/2013
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Indecision 2013 - Hey I'm Votin' Here Edition - Cats & Cats
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Republican mayoral hopefuls John Catsimatidis and Joe Lhota focus on New York City's most pressing issues -- 9/11 and adorable kittens.
09/09/2013
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Moment of Zen - Rudy Giuliani & the Politicizing of 9/11
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Rudy Giuliani criticizes Republican mayoral candidates for turning 9/11 into a political football.
09/09/2013
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Inglourious Bashar
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In an interview with Charlie Rose, Syrian dictator Bashar al-Assad confirms America's status as the Bill Buckner of superpowers.
09/09/2013
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Sheri Fink
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"Five Days at Memorial" author Sheri Fink argues that America's disaster preparedness is severely lacking.
09/09/2013
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Inglourious Bashar - Charm Offensive
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Aasif Mandvi breaks down Syrian leader Bashar al-Assad's campaign to rehabilitate his murderous dictator image.
09/09/2013
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