The Colbert Report

Sign Off - Stephen's Water Bottle

Season 8 • 10/03/2011

Stephen says good night and drinks out of his reusable water bottle.

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Mark Cuban

Entrepreneur and Dallas Mavericks owner Mark Cuban thinks that billionaires are nice people, but that people think of them as checkbooks.
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Colbert Super PAC - Ham Rove's Secrets

Stephen thanks some of the more diverse heroes and turns to Ham Rove for the scoop on American Crossroads' drastically improved fundraising strategy.
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Sign Off - Last Heroe$ Crawl

Colbert thanks the unsung heroes with a final, eight-tiered Heroe$ Crawl.
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Colbert Super PAC - Trevor Potter & Stephen's Shell Corporation

Trevor Potter helps Stephen create his own shell corporation so that he can obtain secret donations for his Super PAC.
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Mark Cuban Dances

Not only is Mark Cuban an Internet entrepreneur and the owner of the NBA title-winning Dallas Mavericks, he's also a mambo king.
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Jerome Groopman

Dr. Jerome Groopman helps patients understand the risks and benefits of possible treatments so they can make informed health decisions.
10/03/2011
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Supreme Courting Season - Jeffrey Toobin

Jeffrey Toobin discusses the Constitution's Interstate Commerce Clause and its potential impact on the Supreme Court's Obamacare decision.
10/03/2011
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Supreme Courting Season

The Supreme Court's nine justices could kill Obamacare in this season's biggest matchup.
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Rick Perry's Questionably Named Hunting Camp

The Rick Perry family hunting camp once had a racially charged name, but many presidents have vacationed at questionably named resorts.
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ThreatDown - Bears in Rehab, Bear Terminators & Sanctimonious Enviro-Bears

Ukranian bears quit vodka cold turkey, a terminator bear hunts Stephen, and a California black bear steals a Prius.
10/03/2011
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Sign Off - Stephen's Water Bottle

Stephen says goodnight and takes a swig from his environmentally friendly water bottle.
10/03/2011
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John Lithgow

John Lithgow talks about growing up in a theater family and getting hooked on acting in spite of himself.
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Intro - 10/4/11

The Republican field is a 10-way tie, a music legend gets into trouble, and John Lithgow brings his Emmy over for a play date.
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Sign Off - Formula 401 Rumors

Stephen quells rumors that a catastrophic Formula 401 spill caused the rash of babies among The Report's staff.
10/04/2011
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Bocephus's Eternal Question

ESPN robs Americans of the proper football preparation procedures, so Stephen takes it upon himself to compose a Monday Night Football theme.
10/04/2011
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Chris Christie 2012

Uncertainty about Chris Christie's candidacy reaches the theoretical quantum state first postulated by Heisenberg in 1927.
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Chris Christie 2012 - Rick Davis

Former McCain Campaign Manager Rick Davis weighs in on the likelihood of Chris Christie's and Sarah Palin's presidential candidacies.
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Herman Cain 2012

Herman Cain picks up all the voters who don't like Mitt Romney, used to like Rick Perry and can't have Chris Christie.
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Talib Kweli & Yasiin Bey (A.K.A. Mos Def)

Black Star's Talib Kweli and Yasiin Bey (A.K.A. Mos Def) discuss their musical partnership and working outside the major record label structure.
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Herman Cain 2012 - Gay Choice

Herman Cain thinks homosexuality is a choice, which means that, every day, Herman Cain gets up and chooses not to be gay.
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Sign Off - iPhone Goodnight

Stephen says goodnight and silently pays tribute to the late Steve Jobs with his iPhone.
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