The Colbert Report
Sign Off - Stephen's Water Bottle
Season 8 E 1 • 10/03/2011
Stephen says goodnight and takes a swig from his environmentally friendly water bottle.

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Sign Off - Stephen's Water Bottle
Stephen says goodnight and takes a swig from his environmentally friendly water bottle.
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