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Sign Off - Stephen's Water Bottle
Season 8 E 1 • 10/03/2011
Stephen says goodnight and takes a swig from his environmentally friendly water bottle.
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S7 E124
Mark Cuban
Entrepreneur and Dallas Mavericks owner Mark Cuban thinks that billionaires are nice people, but that people think of them as checkbooks.
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S7 E124
Colbert Super PAC - Ham Rove's Secrets
Stephen thanks some of the more diverse heroes and turns to Ham Rove for the scoop on American Crossroads' drastically improved fundraising strategy.
09/29/2011
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S7 E124
Sign Off - Last Heroe$ Crawl
Colbert thanks the unsung heroes with a final, eight-tiered Heroe$ Crawl.
09/29/2011
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S7 E124
Colbert Super PAC - Trevor Potter & Stephen's Shell Corporation
Trevor Potter helps Stephen create his own shell corporation so that he can obtain secret donations for his Super PAC.
09/29/2011
00:59
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S7 E124
Mark Cuban Dances
Not only is Mark Cuban an Internet entrepreneur and the owner of the NBA title-winning Dallas Mavericks, he's also a mambo king.
09/29/2011
05:14
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S8 E1
Jerome Groopman
Dr. Jerome Groopman helps patients understand the risks and benefits of possible treatments so they can make informed health decisions.
10/03/2011
04:06
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S8 E1
Supreme Courting Season - Jeffrey Toobin
Jeffrey Toobin discusses the Constitution's Interstate Commerce Clause and its potential impact on the Supreme Court's Obamacare decision.
10/03/2011
03:17
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S8 E1
Supreme Courting Season
The Supreme Court's nine justices could kill Obamacare in this season's biggest matchup.
10/03/2011
03:05
The Colbert Report
S8 E1
Rick Perry's Questionably Named Hunting Camp
The Rick Perry family hunting camp once had a racially charged name, but many presidents have vacationed at questionably named resorts.
10/03/2011
04:48
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S8 E1
ThreatDown - Bears in Rehab, Bear Terminators & Sanctimonious Enviro-Bears
Ukranian bears quit vodka cold turkey, a terminator bear hunts Stephen, and a California black bear steals a Prius.
10/03/2011
00:06
The Colbert Report
S8 E1
Sign Off - Stephen's Water Bottle
Stephen says goodnight and takes a swig from his environmentally friendly water bottle.
10/03/2011
05:28
The Colbert Report
S8 E2
John Lithgow
John Lithgow talks about growing up in a theater family and getting hooked on acting in spite of himself.
10/04/2011
00:28
The Colbert Report
S8 E2
Intro - 10/4/11
The Republican field is a 10-way tie, a music legend gets into trouble, and John Lithgow brings his Emmy over for a play date.
10/04/2011
00:51
The Colbert Report
S8 E2
Sign Off - Formula 401 Rumors
Stephen quells rumors that a catastrophic Formula 401 spill caused the rash of babies among The Report's staff.
10/04/2011
04:35
The Colbert Report
S8 E2
Bocephus's Eternal Question
ESPN robs Americans of the proper football preparation procedures, so Stephen takes it upon himself to compose a Monday Night Football theme.
10/04/2011
04:22
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S8 E2
Chris Christie 2012
Uncertainty about Chris Christie's candidacy reaches the theoretical quantum state first postulated by Heisenberg in 1927.
10/04/2011
04:36
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S8 E2
Chris Christie 2012 - Rick Davis
Former McCain Campaign Manager Rick Davis weighs in on the likelihood of Chris Christie's and Sarah Palin's presidential candidacies.
10/04/2011
02:59
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S8 E3
Herman Cain 2012
Herman Cain picks up all the voters who don't like Mitt Romney, used to like Rick Perry and can't have Chris Christie.
10/05/2011
04:44
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S8 E3
Talib Kweli & Yasiin Bey (A.K.A. Mos Def)
Black Star's Talib Kweli and Yasiin Bey (A.K.A. Mos Def) discuss their musical partnership and working outside the major record label structure.
10/05/2011
04:12
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S8 E3
Herman Cain 2012 - Gay Choice
Herman Cain thinks homosexuality is a choice, which means that, every day, Herman Cain gets up and chooses not to be gay.
10/05/2011
00:10
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S8 E3
Sign Off - iPhone Goodnight
Stephen says goodnight and silently pays tribute to the late Steve Jobs with his iPhone.
10/05/2011
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