The Daily Show with Jon Stewart

Headlines - Cubs in a Den

Season 7 • 02/06/2003

How is Michael Jackson allowed to have children?

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That's Quite Interesting to Mo Rocca - SUVs

SUVs embody America: they are big, bold and consume ungodly amounts of fuel.
02/05/2003
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Slowdown: Iraq - We Have Graphics

Secretary of State Colin Powell demonstrates that America is second to none in the field of Power Point presentations.
02/05/2003
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Arianna Huffington

Arianna Huffington urges the American people to get informed, get mad and take action against Washington DC lobbyists.
02/05/2003
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Moment of Zen - Burn Baby Burn

A monster truck burns a car.
02/05/2003
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Dude is Crazy

Secretary of State Colin Powell's presentation to the U.N. Security Council can be described in any language as "awesome."
02/05/2003
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David Frum

David Frum and Jon talk about writing speeches for the president.
02/06/2003
02:40

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Slowdown Iraq - Two Severed Thumbs Down

In response to Colin Powell's U.N. presentation, the Iraqis are more insulting than Simon Cowell at karaoke night.
02/06/2003
05:47

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Full Metal Junket

Stephen Colbert confronts the horror and chaos of fake war head on and can't wait to leave.
02/06/2003
00:14

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Moment of Zen - Afghani Woman Driving

An Afghani woman learns how to drive.
02/06/2003
02:59

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Afghanistan: Where is it Now?

The drug crop is booming and the bazaars are bumping in newly democratized Afghanistan.
02/06/2003
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Headlines - Cubs in a Den

Michael Jackson still loves sleeping with little boys. Just not in a sexual way.
02/06/2003
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Pataki Activities

Governor Pataki suggests some productive activities for New Yorkers during a heightened alert.
02/10/2003
03:06

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Emoticons

Corddry anticipates an attack based on all caps messages and emoticon use on Al Qaeda sites.
02/10/2003
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Joe Klein

Klein compares taking care of his teenage daughter to America taking care of the French.
02/10/2003
01:47

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Michael Jackson Alert Scale

Based on a report, the Michael Jackson Alert Level has been raised from "Mochaccino" to "Pasty."
02/10/2003
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Moment of Zen - Mecca

Muslims worship at Mecca
02/10/2003
03:47

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Digital Watch - Personal Computer

Owning a computer is like having your very own TV with a built-in radio.
02/10/2003
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Warning Sickness

The specific information does not include time, place, methods or means.
02/10/2003
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NATO Crisis

Turkey requests NATO assistance for defensive purposes, but France, Germany and Belgium block it.
02/11/2003
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Bebe Neuwirth

Bebe Neuwirth explains that she can't go to her favorite sandwich place because of a health inspector problem.
02/11/2003
03:22

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Madman-ography - Kim Jong-il

In recent months, Kim Jong-il has started his nuclear reactor program and threatened the West with total war.
02/11/2003
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