The Colbert Report
Season 2 • 03/15/2006
Stephen asks Al Franken if thinking isn't the coward's way out.
The Word - ScapegoatThe Colbert ReportS2
The whole point of the scapegoat is ruined if the goat wanders back into the village and testifies against the high priest.
Trusting the MediaThe Colbert ReportS2
Stephen presents some examples of the mainstream media's sublimi-Nazi cropaganda.
Intro - 3/14/06The Colbert ReportS2
Stephen wonders how Keith Olbermann escaped the gravitational pull of Chris Matthews' head long enough to appear on The Colbert Report.
HipHopKetball II: The ReJazzebration Remix '06The Colbert ReportS2
Stephen previews the sequel to his documentary, "Hiphopketball: A Jazzebration," with Kareem Abdul-Jabbar.
Craziest F#?king Thing I've Ever Heard - Bear WrestlingThe Colbert ReportS2
Stephen hopes that bears stay out of high school and college athletics.
Intro - 3/15/06The Colbert ReportS2
How many children must a man father before you call him a man? Turns out the answer is around 20.
Al Franken Fields CallsThe Colbert ReportS2
Al Franken speculates on why Bill O'Reilly doesn't do USO tours.
Sperm DonorThe Colbert ReportS2
If you wanna showcase how private you are, come out and do it in public.
The Word - None of the AboveThe Colbert ReportS2
To place college-bound kids, ask them questions like, "Can America be wrong? Answer in two letters or less."
Al FrankenThe Colbert ReportS2
Stephen wants Al Franken to announce his senate run on his show as soon as possible.
Intro - 3/16/06The Colbert ReportS2
Stephen reports on a new sleep aide, interviews author and actor Frank Vincent and profiles the U.S. Virgin Islands.
Better Know a Protectorate - The Virgin Islands - Donna ChristensenThe Colbert ReportS2
Virgin Islands Representative Donna Christensen takes time away from not voting to talk to Stephen Colbert.
Who's Attacking Me Now? - Commander CoconutThe Colbert ReportS2
Stephen finds it handy to play the "tumor card" in a pinch.
Sign Off - I'll Miss YouThe Colbert ReportS2
The show is over, and Stephen will miss his American viewers.
Frank VincentThe Colbert ReportS2
Frank Vincent is so manly that he lives in a town called Nutley.
The Word - Sweet DreamsThe Colbert ReportS2
Stephen is hungry, horny and having a fabulous dream that he's playing catch with an alligator.
Jessica Simpson Turns Down GOPThe Colbert ReportS2
Jessica Simpson turned down an invitation from President Bush to attend a GOP fundraiser, leaving Stephen no choice but to throw out his copy of her CD, "Sweet Kisses."
Connie ChungThe Colbert ReportS2
Connie Chung went back to work because her husband, Maury Povich, was sick of her being around the house all the time.
Intro - 3/20/06The Colbert ReportS2
Tonight, Stephen raises the alert from brown to grizzly, Hollywood tries to destroy America and, hopefully, Connie Chung doesn't reveal what keeps romance with Maury alive.
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