The Colbert Report
Intro - 10/12/10
Season 6 • 10/12/2010
Schools find a new way to raise money -- turns out children have very marketable organs.
Robert ReichThe Colbert ReportS6
Robert Reich believes America can't get out of the recession until the circle of prosperity is enlarged for the middle class.
ThreatDown - Muslim EditionThe Colbert ReportS6
Islamofascists tempt kids with Muslim holidays, Campbell's makes pro-Islam soups, and Kellogg's sells halal cereals.
Formula 4 Your Eyes OnlyThe Colbert ReportS6
Formula 4 Your Eyes Only Invisible Spy Ink comes in printer cartridges fully loaded with boner toner.
Sign Off - Stephen Needs a Place to Hold His MarchThe Colbert ReportS6
Stephen doesn't know where to hold his rally, so if anybody in D.C. has a place for a couple hundred thousand people to crash, that'd be cool
Rich Iott Wears a Nazi UniformThe Colbert ReportS6
Up until Rich Iott wears a Nazi uniform, Tea Party candidates can do anything without rebuke from Republican leaders.
Tip/Wag - Peabody Public Schools, Andy Rooney & Ground Zero Mosque DesignThe Colbert ReportS6
A school district sells ad space on permission slips, Andy Rooney plans to lose 20 pounds, and Philip Kennicott reviews the Ground Zero mosque design.
101-Year-Old Woman Becomes a U.S. CitizenThe Colbert ReportS6
Eulalia Garcia Maturey proves that, if you follow the rules, there is a legal path to citizenship, and it takes less than 102 years.
Merch to Keep Fear AliveThe Colbert ReportS6
Stephen announces official March to Keep Fear merchandise and forgets to apply for a permit.
Brendan SteinhauserThe Colbert ReportS6
Brendan Steinhauser believes that the Tea Party movement is winning because it's staying on the message of reducing national debt.
Sign Off - Apple Filled With Razor BladesThe Colbert ReportS6
Stephen thinks about biting into an apple filled with razor blades.
Intro - 10/12/10The Colbert ReportS6
Schools find a new way to raise money with marketable organs, and M. Night Shyamalan isn't really here.
Tax Shelter SkelterThe Colbert ReportS6
The upcoming expiration of the Bush tax cuts force the super rich to go to boot camp to bond with their like-minded friends.
Intro - 10/13/10The Colbert ReportS6
It's not fair to tax rich people until you've driven a mile in their limousine, and Austan Goolsbee gives Obama economic advice.
Austan GoolsbeeThe Colbert ReportS6
Austan Goolsbee says that extending the Bush tax cuts for the wealthy won't pull the American economy out of recession.
Sport Report - Steroids, Commonwealth Games & Brett Favre's SextingThe Colbert ReportS6
Brent Musburger endorses steroid use, athletes overcome the Commonwealth Games, and Brett Favre allegedly texted naked photos of himself.
Sign Off - Tic-Tac-Toe With Austan GoolsbeeThe Colbert ReportS6
Stephen loses a game of Tic-Tac-Toe to Austan Goolsbee.
America Helps Rescue Chilean MinersThe Colbert ReportS6
Stephen doesn't want to miss out on the trapped Chilean miner craze, so he rescues his intern from a locker
Bill BrysonThe Colbert ReportS6
Bill Bryson tells the history of the world by questioning the common things we take for granted, in his book, "At Home."
Sign Off - Oprah Is WonderfulThe Colbert ReportS6
Stephen just wants to tell Oprah that he was kidding and she's wonderful.
Transitive Property of Christine O'DonnellThe Colbert ReportS6
Following Christine O'Donnell's ironclad logic, Stephen concludes that masturbating equals being gay.
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