The Colbert Report

Intro - 10/12/10

Season 6 • 10/12/2010

Schools find a new way to raise money -- turns out children have very marketable organs.

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Robert Reich

Robert Reich believes America can't get out of the recession until the circle of prosperity is enlarged for the middle class.
10/11/2010
04:36

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ThreatDown - Muslim Edition

Islamofascists tempt kids with Muslim holidays, Campbell's makes pro-Islam soups, and Kellogg's sells halal cereals.
10/11/2010
03:42

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Formula 4 Your Eyes Only

Formula 4 Your Eyes Only Invisible Spy Ink comes in printer cartridges fully loaded with boner toner.
10/11/2010
00:28

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Sign Off - Stephen Needs a Place to Hold His March

Stephen doesn't know where to hold his rally, so if anybody in D.C. has a place for a couple hundred thousand people to crash, that'd be cool
10/11/2010
03:22

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Rich Iott Wears a Nazi Uniform

Up until Rich Iott wears a Nazi uniform, Tea Party candidates can do anything without rebuke from Republican leaders.
10/11/2010
06:00

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Tip/Wag - Peabody Public Schools, Andy Rooney & Ground Zero Mosque Design

A school district sells ad space on permission slips, Andy Rooney plans to lose 20 pounds, and Philip Kennicott reviews the Ground Zero mosque design.
10/12/2010
02:16

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101-Year-Old Woman Becomes a U.S. Citizen

Eulalia Garcia Maturey proves that, if you follow the rules, there is a legal path to citizenship, and it takes less than 102 years.
10/12/2010
04:05

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Merch to Keep Fear Alive

Stephen announces official March to Keep Fear merchandise and forgets to apply for a permit.
10/12/2010
07:13

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Brendan Steinhauser

Brendan Steinhauser believes that the Tea Party movement is winning because it's staying on the message of reducing national debt.
10/12/2010
00:05

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Sign Off - Apple Filled With Razor Blades

Stephen thinks about biting into an apple filled with razor blades.
10/12/2010
00:28

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Intro - 10/12/10

Schools find a new way to raise money with marketable organs, and M. Night Shyamalan isn't really here.
10/12/2010
03:34

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Tax Shelter Skelter

The upcoming expiration of the Bush tax cuts force the super rich to go to boot camp to bond with their like-minded friends.
10/13/2010
00:32

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Intro - 10/13/10

It's not fair to tax rich people until you've driven a mile in their limousine, and Austan Goolsbee gives Obama economic advice.
10/13/2010
07:17

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Austan Goolsbee

Austan Goolsbee says that extending the Bush tax cuts for the wealthy won't pull the American economy out of recession.
10/13/2010
05:08

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Sport Report - Steroids, Commonwealth Games & Brett Favre's Sexting

Brent Musburger endorses steroid use, athletes overcome the Commonwealth Games, and Brett Favre allegedly texted naked photos of himself.
10/13/2010
00:13

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Sign Off - Tic-Tac-Toe With Austan Goolsbee

Stephen loses a game of Tic-Tac-Toe to Austan Goolsbee.
10/13/2010
03:21

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America Helps Rescue Chilean Miners

Stephen doesn't want to miss out on the trapped Chilean miner craze, so he rescues his intern from a locker
10/13/2010
05:52

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Bill Bryson

Bill Bryson tells the history of the world by questioning the common things we take for granted, in his book, "At Home."
10/14/2010
00:15

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Sign Off - Oprah Is Wonderful

Stephen just wants to tell Oprah that he was kidding and she's wonderful.
10/14/2010
03:49

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Transitive Property of Christine O'Donnell

Following Christine O'Donnell's ironclad logic, Stephen concludes that masturbating equals being gay.
10/14/2010
05:48

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People Who Are Destroying America - Landscaping Goats

Horny goats head to a Department of Defense nuclear sub base after stealing all the landscaping jobs.
10/14/2010
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