The Daily Show with Jon Stewart

This Just In - Up 'n' Dow

Season 3 • 03/16/1999

All of Wall Street screams, "Three cheers for the Nazis!"

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Peter Krause

Peter Krause learns the ropes of puppet wagoneering in the beautiful suburb of Roseville, Minnesota.
03/15/1999
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Headlines - Raging Bullsh*t

Evander Holyfield earns a draw against Lennox Lewis by pummeling his right hand with his face.
03/15/1999
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A Tale of Survival - Monitor Lizard Pt. 1

A five-foot monitor lizard with a taste for Mary Kay representatives is loose in Florida, and Vance DeGeneres is there.
03/15/1999
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Headlines - Snow News Day

West Virginia is devastated by a snowstorm and vows to install electricity.
03/15/1999
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Headlines - Flabby Road

Nobody ever gets tired of hearing "Blue Suede Shoes" performed for twenty minutes by thirty people who didn't rehearse.
03/16/1999
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Moment of Zen - Tough Glass

A man fires a gun at a Mercedes Benz to demonstrate the strength of its windows.
03/16/1999
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Chain Smoke

Lung huggers in Washington, D.C. want to prevent future generations from enjoying cigarettes.
03/16/1999
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Al Up in That - Infomercials

Al Greenwood, the bedspread king, decries the hokum and flimflammery of modern sales.
03/16/1999
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Other News - The Phantom Menace

Kiss loses front man Paul Stanley to the world of musical theatre, and Jon offers the remaining members a quick word of advice.
03/16/1999
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Chris Isaak

Chris Isaak can do the headlines and give us facts about how to get things out of our clothes.
03/16/1999
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This Just In - Up 'n' Dow

Americans should wait to celebrate until the Dow hits 58,008 which upside down on a calculator spells "Boobs."
03/16/1999
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Moment of Zen - Crock of Gold

A man on the street waves an Irish flag and wishes everyone a Happy St. Patrick's Day.
03/17/1999
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Out at the Movies with Frank DeCaro - Best Picture

Don't be surprised if someone thanks Adolf Hitler in their acceptance speech at this year's Oscars.
03/17/1999
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Headlines - Paddy Meltdown

St. Patrick's Day is not the day for a quiet conversation in a tavern with a white wine spritzer.
03/17/1999
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John Larroquette

As a child, John Larroquette attended an all boys Catholic school called Our Lady of the Sacred Pain in the Ass.
03/17/1999
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Other News - All About Steve

In yet another pathetic attempt to shake his image as a billionaire dork, billionaire dork Steve Forbes took to the Internet to announce his candidacy for president.
03/17/1999
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St. Patrick's Gay Parade

Like St. Patrick and the snakes, Mayor Giuliani and a contingent of the NYPD are using the St. Patrick's Day parade to drive minorities out of Manhattan.
03/17/1999
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This Just In - What's It All About, Algae?

The group hopes to free Keiko the whale to lead a productive life -- until he is hacked by the propeller of a boat while doing tricks for the kids on a passing pleasure boat.
03/17/1999
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Recap - 3/17/99

Jon Stewart ends the show and highlights the top stories of the night.
03/17/1999
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A Brief History of Ireland

After the opening of the Guinness brewery in 1759, Ireland plunged into the Dark Ages and culture degenerated into dirty limericks scrawled on Guinness coasters.
03/17/1999
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This Just In - Mennonite of Terror

A high speed chase between the police and the Amish teens ended when their horse stopped for a drink.
03/18/1999
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