The Colbert Report

David Kamp

Season 3 • 01/10/2007

Author David Kamp explains how the gourmet menace took over.

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Jim Cramer
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Jim Cramer tells Stephen how to get the most out of watching his show.
01/09/2007
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Ohio State Loses
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The Florida Gators don't care what kind of message they're sending to America's enemies.
01/09/2007
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The Word - Texas Hold 'Em
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Stephen has advice for the president: send everyone to Iraq. Americans need to sacrifice more.
01/09/2007
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We the Mediator - Celebrity Feuds
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Stephen picks sides in celebrity fights between Rosie O'Donnell and Donald Trump, Madonna and Angelina Jolie, and Amitabh Bachchan and Shahrukh Khan.
01/09/2007
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President's Speech
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Watching President Bush address the nation is like hanging out with your best bud.
01/10/2007
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The Word - Worry
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Stephen wants to delicately remove Missouri and replace it with a stronger heartland: Texas.
01/10/2007
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Invasion of the Country Snatchers
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Winning baby contests is what illegal immigrants are leaving their families and risking their lives to come here for.
01/10/2007
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Intro - 1/10/07
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The red states may be turning blue, Tek Jansen has a new adventure, and America's taste in food is getting fancier.
01/10/2007
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Sign Off - Thawing Meat
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Never thaw meat, poultry and fish products on the counter or in the sink without cold water.
01/10/2007
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Tek Jansen - Hounds of Hell: Ragtime Billy Peaches
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In this episode, Tek Jansen is mysteriously teleported to the combatosphere orbiting over Asteroid Z.
01/10/2007
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05:57

David Kamp
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Stephen and David Kamp discuss the fancy-pantsification of American food.
01/10/2007
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03:28

What Number Is Stephen Thinking Of? - Doubled Up
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Stephen reminds his viewers that just because the numbers on the board are between one and five hundred, that doesn't mean the number he's thinking of is.
01/11/2007
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Tip/Wag - Science and Technology
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Stephen is outraged by the iPhone unless he gets one for free.
01/11/2007
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06:48

Judy Woodruff
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Judy Woodruff talks about her new PBS documentary on Generation Next and grills Stephen on his tattoos.
01/11/2007
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05:43

Ken Roth
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On the fifth anniversary of Guantanamo Bay, Human Rights Watch executive director Ken Roth joins Stephen.
01/11/2007
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Intro - 1/11/07
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Stephen sends a monogrammed waterboard to Guantanamo for its fifth anniversary.
01/11/2007
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The Word - Victory!
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Stephen suggests we redefine our goals to what is actually happening. Then victory will be ours.
01/15/2007
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Intro - 1/15/07
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Stephen discusses plastic surgery with author Alex Kuczynski and debuts his new financial segment.
01/15/2007
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Alex Kuczynski
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Alex Kuczynski explains why we don't look better after spending $15 billion on plastic surgery.
01/15/2007
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A Man's Touch
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It's insensitive to remind Condoleezza Rice that she's going to die without knowing a man's touch.
01/15/2007
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Bears & Balls - Gas
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Buy gas! It's a sure-fire commodity with no risk except for the sure risk of fire.
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