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David Kamp

Season 3 • 01/10/2007

Author David Kamp explains how the gourmet menace took over.

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Jim Cramer tells Stephen how to get the most out of watching his show.
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Ohio State Loses

The Florida Gators don't care what kind of message they're sending to America's enemies.
01/09/2007
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The Word - Texas Hold 'Em

Stephen has advice for the president: send everyone to Iraq. Americans need to sacrifice more.
01/09/2007
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We the Mediator - Celebrity Feuds

Stephen picks sides in celebrity fights between Rosie O'Donnell and Donald Trump, Madonna and Angelina Jolie, and Amitabh Bachchan and Shahrukh Khan.
01/09/2007
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President's Speech

Watching President Bush address the nation is like hanging out with your best bud.
01/10/2007
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The Word - Worry

Stephen wants to delicately remove Missouri and replace it with a stronger heartland: Texas.
01/10/2007
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Invasion of the Country Snatchers

Winning baby contests is what illegal immigrants are leaving their families and risking their lives to come here for.
01/10/2007
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Intro - 1/10/07

The red states may be turning blue, Tek Jansen has a new adventure, and America's taste in food is getting fancier.
01/10/2007
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Sign Off - Thawing Meat

Never thaw meat, poultry and fish products on the counter or in the sink without cold water.
01/10/2007
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Tek Jansen - Hounds of Hell: Ragtime Billy Peaches

In this episode, Tek Jansen is mysteriously teleported to the combatosphere orbiting over Asteroid Z.
01/10/2007
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David Kamp

Stephen and David Kamp discuss the fancy-pantsification of American food.
01/10/2007
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What Number Is Stephen Thinking Of? - Doubled Up

Stephen reminds his viewers that just because the numbers on the board are between one and five hundred, that doesn't mean the number he's thinking of is.
01/11/2007
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Tip/Wag - Science and Technology

Stephen is outraged by the iPhone unless he gets one for free.
01/11/2007
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Judy Woodruff

Judy Woodruff talks about her new PBS documentary on Generation Next and grills Stephen on his tattoos.
01/11/2007
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Ken Roth

On the fifth anniversary of Guantanamo Bay, Human Rights Watch executive director Ken Roth joins Stephen.
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Intro - 1/11/07

Stephen sends a monogrammed waterboard to Guantanamo for its fifth anniversary.
01/11/2007
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The Word - Victory!

Stephen suggests we redefine our goals to what is actually happening. Then victory will be ours.
01/15/2007
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Intro - 1/15/07

Stephen discusses plastic surgery with author Alex Kuczynski and debuts his new financial segment.
01/15/2007
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Alex Kuczynski

Alex Kuczynski explains why we don't look better after spending $15 billion on plastic surgery.
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A Man's Touch

It's insensitive to remind Condoleezza Rice that she's going to die without knowing a man's touch.
01/15/2007
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Bears & Balls - Gas

Buy gas! It's a sure-fire commodity with no risk except for the sure risk of fire.
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