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Dick Rogers Needs the YMCA
Season 3 E 4 • 08/10/2004
Dick Rogers wants the YMCA to get him off booze and women.
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02:55
Ludacris Calls His Label's Head with Some Exciting News
Crank Yankers
S3 E1
Ludacris decides to change his name to something that everyone will respect.
07/20/2004
03:05
Terrence Shops for Clay Aiken
Crank Yankers
S3 E1
A Western wear store customer gives Terrence advice on the wardrobe for Clay Aiken's new music video.
07/20/2004
01:56
Cammie Needs to Prove Her Virtue
Crank Yankers
S3 E2
Cammie calls a notary public and requests help to prove that her virginity is intact.
07/27/2004
01:37
Dick Rogers Needs a Haircut
Crank Yankers
S3 E2
After calling to make an appointment for a shave and a mustache wax, Dick Rogers is horrified to find out that the barber is a woman.
07/27/2004
01:47
Spoonie's Candy Toes
Crank Yankers
S3 E2
A strange note left in Spoonie's shoe wreaks havoc on the entire Luv family.
07/27/2004
02:42
Niles Needs Help with His New Bed
Crank Yankers
S3 E3
Niles needs someone to break in all the mattresses in his house, and he has very specific size requirements.
08/03/2004
03:16
Birchum's Army Surplus
Crank Yankers
S3 E3
Birchum offers some black market swag from his Vietnam War days to an army surplus store.
08/03/2004
03:17
Lloyd's Tee/Tea Time
Crank Yankers
S3 E3
When Lloyd confuses a tea shop with a golf course, he immediately starts sharing the funny mix-up with everyone he knows.
08/03/2004
02:45
The Truth's Baby Mama
Crank Yankers
S3 E4
The Truth gets in touch with a private investigator in order to find out if he has any kids scattered around the country.
08/10/2004
02:20
Kevin Needs a House Sitter
Crank Yankers
S3 E4
Kevin, a rich 10-year-old, seeks out someone to become his lowly slave.
08/10/2004
02:36
Dick Rogers Needs the YMCA
Crank Yankers
S3 E4
After deciding to turn his life around, Dick Rogers calls the YMCA to help him get straight.
08/10/2004
01:32
Hadassah Needs a New Wardrobe
Crank Yankers
S3 E5
Hadassah calls a maternity shop to find an outfit that will make her look skinny at eight months pregnant.
08/17/2004
02:24
Space Camp for Special Ed
Crank Yankers
S3 E5
Special Ed decides to go up in the space shuttle to enjoy snacks and drinks.
08/17/2004
02:46
Niles's Basketball Auditions
Crank Yankers
S3 E5
Every player on Niles's new basketball team must be willing to do jazz hands and stuff it in the hole while on the court.
08/17/2004
03:23
Special Ed Makes a Scientific Discovery
Crank Yankers
S3 E6
After Scientific American rejects Special Ed's volcano, his cousin Bobby Fletcher calls back to change the editor's mind.
08/24/2004
03:19
The Nemesis Tracks Down an Old Foe
Crank Yankers
S3 E6
The Nemesis interrogates Lois Lane about her special relationship with Superman.
08/24/2004
02:52
OCD Theater
Crank Yankers
S3 E6
Ken plans a trip to the theater with his OCD support group, but he has a couple of special requests.
08/24/2004
03:23
Birchum Is On the Hunt
Crank Yankers
S3 E7
Dick Birchum tries to convince a shop owner to join him on a hunt for Bigfoot.
08/31/2004
01:44
Special Ed Needs His Hair Cut
Crank Yankers
S3 E7
Special Ed calls a barbershop to ask about getting a very specific kind of haircut.
08/31/2004
02:13
Robbie Stages a Protest
Crank Yankers
S3 E7
Robbie wants to work with a fur store employee to stage the most peaceful anti-fur protest possible.
08/31/2004
02:06
James Dixon Has a Little Problem
Crank Yankers
S3 E8
Little person James Dixon reports his shocking encounter with a prejudiced golf course employee.
09/07/2004
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