The Colbert Report
Internets Anniversary
Season 1 E 17 • 11/14/2005

Stephen buys himself an Internet anniversary present from eBay.

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03:30

The Colbert ReportS1 E16
The DaColbert Code - Samuel Alito

Stephen uses The DaColbert Code to pierce the veil of secrecy and solve modern-day mysteries.
11/10/2005
02:56

The Colbert ReportS1 E16
The In-Box - Asian Stereotypes

In an attempt to apologize for accidentally perpetuating an Asian stereotype, Stephen shares some of The Report's airtime with its sister station in Osaka.
11/10/2005
04:03

The Colbert ReportS1 E16
The Word - Armistice

President Bush is saving Veterans Day by creating thousands of new veterans.
11/10/2005
02:58

The Colbert ReportS1 E16
Swear to God

Stephen believes that big oil company CEOs should have sworn in before testifying to Congress.
11/10/2005
05:59

The Colbert ReportS1 E17
Bob Kerrey

Stephen pitches former Senator Bob Kerrey his plan for training the Iraqi army.
11/14/2005
02:03

The Colbert ReportS1 E17
The Word - Testosterone

Stephen thinks women are weaker than men for being incapable of completely abandoning their humanity.
11/14/2005
05:09

The Colbert ReportS1 E17
CMA Buzz

Stephen is giddy with anticipation for the Country music Awards -- not to be confused with the CMT Flame Worthy Awards or the ACM awards.
11/14/2005
00:34

The Colbert ReportS1 E17
Intro - 11/14/05

Terrorist bombings in Jordan may be the first sign that women have blown up the glass ceiling.
11/14/2005
00:09

The Colbert ReportS1 E17
Tip Line - Flag Sticker

Call Stephen if you have a new way to display the flag on your car.
11/14/2005
04:45

The Colbert ReportS1 E17
Un-American News - Shame Cotton

The Japanese are so ashamed of their prime minister's suicide attempt, they hide their ashamed faces behind shame cotton.
11/14/2005
01:24

The Colbert ReportS1 E17
Internets Anniversary

Stephen buys himself an Internet anniversary present from eBay.
11/14/2005
04:14

The Colbert ReportS1 E18
The Word - The Orient

George W. Bush is going to Asia, and Stephen has some pointers -- not vomiting and not bringing back any pandas are two big ones.
11/15/2005
03:46

The Colbert ReportS1 E18
Formidable Opponent - Torture

Stephen explains to Stephen the pros of torture: how it can be used, how it should be used and why it's okay to feel dirty about it.
11/15/2005
00:31

The Colbert ReportS1 E18
Intro - 11/15/05

Stephen reincarnates some Asians, calls up some viewers and talks to Al Sharpton about his plans for the next five elections.
11/15/2005
02:00

The Colbert ReportS1 E18
Sayako's Wedding

Stephen is pretty wiped-out -- after last night's episode, he flew to Japan to attend the wedding of his friend, Princess Sayako.
11/15/2005
00:08

The Colbert ReportS1 E18
Fract - Mt. Rushmore

Mt. Rushmore depicts several famous people, and all of them are American.
11/15/2005
04:46

The Colbert ReportS1 E18
Al Sharpton

Al Sharpton talks about the war in Iraq, racism and the best ways to motivate yourself to lose some weight.
11/15/2005
04:04

The Colbert ReportS1 E18
Bring 'Em Back or Leave 'Em Dead - Asian History

Thinking over a list of significant players in Asia's history, the only one that doesn't make it is the band, Asia.
11/15/2005
00:34

The Colbert ReportS1 E19
Intro - 11/16/05

The Senate wants oversight of the Iraq war. What's next -- the Supreme Court interpreting a law?
11/16/2005
06:43

The Colbert ReportS1 E19
Better Know a District - Colorado's 2nd - Mark Udall

Failing to climb Mt. Everest on three tries doesn't make Representative Mark Udall a quitter -- there's another word for it.
11/16/2005
02:54

The Colbert ReportS1 E19
On Notice/Dead to Me - Juan Gabriel

Latin superstar Juan Gabriel's nasty on-stage fall at a concert in Houston makes the Notice Board.
11/16/2005
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