The Daily Show with Jon Stewart

Moment of Zen - Bush is Polite

Season 5 • 09/05/2000

President Bush is above name-calling.

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Headlines - Nouveau Rich

Millions of Americans throw thousands of drunken parties to celebrate the death of friendship, trust and scruples.
08/24/2000
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Vincent D'Onofrio

Vincent D'Onofrio tells Jon what he did with the throne he got from one of his movies.
08/24/2000
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Moment of Zen - Japanese Santa

A Japanese man dressed as Santa Claus wishes everyone a Merry Christmas.
08/24/2000
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Other News - Living Kringle

Copenhagen hosts an international Santa convention, the likes of which a world of now-heartbroken children have never seen.
08/24/2000
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Item of the Week - US Magazine

Laura Bush tells US Magazine that her husband is smarter than he appears.
08/24/2000
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Donal Logue

Instead of listening, Jon's thinking of getting work as a game show host when he gets fired.
09/05/2000
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Debates

Bush wants his podium to be "Homebase", while Gore wants to debate "Mexican Style."
09/05/2000
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Warped Factor 9

Steve Carell addresses the great strides Klingons have made in assimilation.
09/05/2000
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This Just In - Casino Evil

The millionaire mogul noted that Native American gambling establishments are among the most cost-effective because they use every party of the casino.
09/05/2000
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Comment

George W. Bush regrets that his comment about a New York Times reporter made it to the public air waves.
09/05/2000
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Moment of Zen - Bush is Polite

President Bush has no problem calling New York Times journalists like he sees them.
09/05/2000
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Corrections/Retractions/Apologies - Convention

Jon confirms a couple of things: cookies and ass go together and Governor Bush was not sexually aroused by his presidential nomination.
09/06/2000
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Zodiac Buzz Killer

Stacey Grenrock-Woods explains that due to thousands of years of space recklessly expanding, astrology may be gravely flawed.
09/06/2000
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Headlines - Kofi's Choice

World leaders hold a summit at the United Nations, Steve Carell gives a traffic update on the Manhattan area and "Big Brother" offers a bribe to any contestant on the show.
09/06/2000
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Greg Kinnear

Greg Kinnear talks about going to the set of "General Hospital" and taking up the dangerous hobby of flying.
09/06/2000
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Other News - Razor Burn

Children are folded in half, stuffed in backpacks and carried to hospitals after scooter injuries skyrocket.
09/06/2000
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Moment of Zen - Pat Morita Sings

Pat Morita sings the national anthem at the Democratic National Convention.
09/06/2000
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Indecision 2000 - Round-Up

If the average wrestling fan were old enough to vote, it would be a write-in for more boobs.
09/07/2000
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A Slick Campaign

No one would have thought that a town's fortunes could be turned around by a lop-sided, yellowish, garlic looking, blob with a huge green ass.
09/07/2000
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Moment of Zen - Putin the Hurt On

Vladimir Putin, dressed in a gi, throws a man to the ground.
09/07/2000
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Spinal Tap

Over the years, Spinal Tap has realized that you can only fall so far before you bounce.
09/07/2000
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