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AP Twitter Hack
Season 9 • 04/24/2013
The Dow Jones crashes after hackers tweet about explosions at the White House.
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04:13
The Colbert Report
S9
Tiny Triumphs - Infrastructure & River Pollution
According to the ASCE Report Card, America can now proudly say that only 25% of its bridges are structurally deficient or functionally obsolete.
04/22/2013
00:07
The Colbert Report
S9
Sign Off - Goodnight
Stephen says goodnight.
04/23/2013
04:19
The Colbert Report
S9
Austerity's Spreadsheet Error - Thomas Herndon
Graduate student Thomas Herndon identifies little staggering omissions in a prominent academic paper, "Growth in a Time of Debt."
04/23/2013
07:43
The Colbert Report
S9
Austerity's Spreadsheet Error
Carmen Reinhart and Kenneth Rogoff's 2010 debt study inspires austerity around the world, but grad student Thomas Herndon debunks the results.
04/23/2013
05:48
The Colbert Report
S9
Eric Schmidt
Google's executive chairman discusses his book, "The New Digital Age: Reshaping the Future of People, Nations and Business."
04/23/2013
03:01
The Colbert Report
S9
Scoobygate
New Jersey Governor Chris Christie blatantly lies about his past to one of his constituents and derails his 2016 election ambitions.
04/23/2013
00:07
The Colbert Report
S9
Sign Off - Goodnight
Stephen sends a tweet.
04/24/2013
05:20
The Colbert Report
S9
Danica Patrick
NASCAR driver Danica Patrick explains how racing is a cardio workout.
04/24/2013
08:20
The Colbert Report
S9
Bill Clinton's Twitter Lessons
Since Twitter is the Jell-O of human expression, President Clinton decides to launch his account, @BillClinton, and he take some pointers from Stephen.
04/24/2013
03:37
The Colbert Report
S9
Tiny Triumphs - NASA's Giant Penis Doodle
America takes a pristine planet 140 million miles away and scribbles on it like it's the face of a passed-out frat boy.
04/24/2013
03:28
The Colbert Report
S9
AP Twitter Hack
A group called the Syrian Electronic Army sends a fake tweet about explosions at the White House, triggering a mini flash crash.
04/24/2013
08:21
The Colbert Report
S9
Better Know a District - Pennsylvania's 17th - Matt Cartwright
Representative Matt Cartwright does not think that Crayola should rename its white crayon "Republican" but does think that everyone should have the right to marry.
04/25/2013
02:36
The Colbert Report
S9
Miranda Rights for Boston Bomber
The Boston police catch Dzhokar Tsarnaev in a landlocked boat, and Fox & Friends pundits emphasize that he was "singing like a canary" until the judge arrived.
04/25/2013
06:19
The Colbert Report
S9
Gene Robinson
Bishop Gene Robinson discusses how the church got it wrong about gay, lesbian, bisexual and transgender people.
04/25/2013
02:59
The Colbert Report
S9
cOlbert's Book Club
"The Great Gatsby" is already considered an American classic, but nothing is an American classic until Stephen says it is.
04/25/2013
03:59
The Colbert Report
S9
Yelp Prison Reviews
One inmate praises the Arlington County Detention Facility while another gives a scathing review of the Queens Central Booking Unit.
04/29/2013
03:26
The Colbert Report
S9
The Word - We Shall Undermine
If conservatives like Pat Buchanan are going to refuse to accept gay marriage, they must protest as if they were a marginalized and condemned minority.
04/29/2013
02:53
The Colbert Report
S9
Stephen's Worst Sports Nightmare
NBA center Jason Collins comes out as black and gay, but it's even more shocking that he came out as a player for the Washington Wizards.
04/29/2013
02:06
The Colbert Report
S9
The Final Days of Straight America
As the gay rights bandwagon sweeps the globe, some conservative Christians are speaking out against "homo-fascists."
04/29/2013
00:37
The Colbert Report
S9
Intro - 4/29/13
A new minority emerges, the prison system looks more fun on TV, and punk pioneer Iggy Pop performs with The Stooges.
04/29/2013
04:35
The Colbert Report
S9
Iggy Pop
An almost-shirtless Iggy Pop recalls driving into a Christmas tree orchard after falling asleep at the wheel.
04/29/2013
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