The Colbert Report

Balls for Kidz - Carnivals

Season 2 • 08/01/2006

Stephen Colbert takes an in-depth look at carnivals.

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Book Club

Stephen and his book club start the meeting with a book burning.
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Ned Lamont

Stephen asks Senate hopeful Ned Lamont if he thinks the president's going to kiss him.
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Bicycle Theft

Stephen loves local news: there's no getting bogged down in the issues, it's half murder, half news you can use -- no fat.
07/31/2006
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Intro - 7/31/06

Stephen profiles Wikipedia and the response to Lance Bass coming out of the closet, and thanks Ned Lamont for destroying the Democratic Party.
07/31/2006
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Sign Off - Energy

Stephen reminds viewers to save energy.
08/01/2006
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The Word - Uncool

Rather than trying to come up with a smoking vaccine, scientists should concentrate on real problems, like lung cancer.
08/01/2006
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Peter Beinart

Peter Beinart stops by to talk about his book, "The Good Fight," and why he changed his mind about the war.
08/01/2006
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Cuba Libre

Making connections from Cuba all the way to Kevin Bacon, Stephen reveals his plan for making World War III truly global.
08/01/2006
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Intro - 8/1/06

Stephen reports on smoking vaccines and carnivals. Author Peter Beinart will explain why only liberals can win the war on terror.
08/01/2006
03:10

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Courting Joe Lieberman

Stephen pulls out all the stops to get Joe Lieberman to appear on his show, but wonders if Lieberman has enough Joementum to do it.
08/01/2006
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Balls for Kidz - Carnivals

A brutally honest tutorial on the world of carnivals, covering such topics as rides, food and death.
08/01/2006
02:48

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On Notice - How the On Notice Board Is Made

You can't just throw something on notice at the drop of a hat. Stephen shows a Prescott Educational Film on how something gets to be On Notice.
08/02/2006
06:57

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Linda Hirshman

No matter what Linda Hirshman says, men can't stay home and raise children -- daytime TV is all geared towards women.
08/02/2006
00:12

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Sign Off - Cocoa Puffs

Hey General Mills, where the hell is Stephen's case of Cocoa Puffs?
08/02/2006
03:07

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The Word - Single Serving

Nowadays there are pizzas made for one, vacation packages designed for one -- what's next? Bicycles built for one?
08/02/2006
00:35

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Intro - 8/2/06

According to Stephen, a woman needs a man like a fish needs to be cooked and served for dinner by a woman on a bicycle.
08/02/2006
02:21

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Chair for Joe Lieberman

There's been an open invitation for Senator Joe Lieberman to appear on The Report. There's now a chair as well, just like the one left for Elijah at the Passover table.
08/02/2006
03:54

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No Joe Lieberman

Stephen allotted a portion of the show to an interview with Senator Joseph Lieberman, but the senator isn't actually in the studio.
08/02/2006
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Meet an Ally - Palau

Stephen interviews the U.N. Ambassador from Palau, who wasn't raised there and doesn't know how to say "thank you" in Palau's native tongue.
08/03/2006
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Paul Hackett

Paul Hackett came back from Iraq, began a bid for an Ohio Senate seat, then dropped out. Stephen asks him about running and cutting.
08/03/2006
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War: What It's Good For - Russ Lieber

Stephen asks liberal radio announcer Russ Lieber for his reaction to Mel Gibson's anti-Semitic tirade.
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