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Y2-Gay
Season 7 • 07/25/2011
Legal gay marriage begins in New York, causing an F-5 gay-nado to engulf the city.
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06:15
The Colbert Report
S7
I's on Edjukashun - Gay History & Disney English
California's school curriculum includes lesson plan-on-man action, and Disney will teach Chinese kids words like "Mickey," "Mouse," and "Sew that Mickey Mouse hoodie faster."
07/21/2011
00:06
The Colbert Report
S7
Sign Off - Space Robot
Stephen does the space robot with a box of tissues.
07/21/2011
04:09
The Colbert Report
S7
Death of America's Space Program
America ends its space program, making Stephen's astronauts skills as obsolete as dodo husbandry, Zune programming and American manufacturing.
07/21/2011
00:34
The Colbert Report
S7
Intro - 7/21/11
Schools should only teach gay history if they teach gay is history, "The Today Show" cooking segment gets out of control, and neuroscientist David Eagleman talks brains.
07/21/2011
05:45
The Colbert Report
S7
David Eagleman
Neuroscientist David Eagleman likens the brain to a neural Parliament with different political parties that are battling it out to steer the ship of state.
07/21/2011
04:06
The Colbert Report
S7
NBC: No Butt Coverage
NBC's boob week is just a cheap ratings grope, so Stephen calls on Colbert Nation to demand equal time for the booty.
07/21/2011
06:45
The Colbert Report
S7
Brian Cox
Particle physicist Brian Cox talks about the future of the universe and the possibility of the Higgs boson particle.
07/25/2011
05:46
The Colbert Report
S7
Vaginal Puppeteering vs. D**k Scrub
Summer's Eve's ad campaign features talking vaginas, but Stephen wants to target men's deeply troubling genitals for a change.
07/25/2011
05:08
The Colbert Report
S7
Norwegian Muslish Gunman's Islam-Esque Atrocity
Just because Norway's confessed murderer is a blond, blue-eyed, Norwegian-born, anti-Muslim crusader doesn't mean he's not a swarthy, ululating madman.
07/25/2011
00:06
The Colbert Report
S7
Sign Off - The Thinker
Stephen interrupts his deep thoughts to say goodnight.
07/25/2011
03:10
The Colbert Report
S7
Y2-Gay
New York's first gay newlyweds, 85-year-old Connie Kopelov and 77-year-old Phyllis Siegel, seal their vows with a kiss on the cheek -- or as they call it, "scissoring."
07/25/2011
03:17
The Colbert Report
S7
"Poor" in America
A Heritage Foundation report proves that as long as "poor" Americans have refrigerators and the strength to brush flies off their eyeballs, they're not really poor.
07/26/2011
03:15
The Colbert Report
S7
Herman Cain Cancels on Stephen
Herman Cain treats Stephen like some pizza crust he can just leave on his plate before moving on to a hotter slice.
07/26/2011
00:07
The Colbert Report
S7
Sign Off - America's Bucket List
Stephen says goodnight while checking off items from America's bucket list.
07/26/2011
04:21
The Colbert Report
S7
"Poor" in America - Peter Edelman
Peter Edelman explains why America can't call the troops home and beat its plowshares back into swords when it comes to fighting the war on poverty.
07/26/2011
00:30
The Colbert Report
S7
Intro - 7/26/11
Americans might soon find out what it means to be poor, Democrats will either cave or crumble over the debt ceiling, and radio host Brooke Gladstone has a graphic novel.
07/26/2011
05:39
The Colbert Report
S7
Brooke Gladstone
NPR host Brooke Gladstone explains why her graphic novel is similar to radio and fights the popular notion that the media control minds.
07/26/2011
03:34
The Colbert Report
S7
America's Bucket List
Before American society collapses into roving, cannibalistic motorcycle gangs, it should try bubble tea and have sex with Canada.
07/26/2011
04:23
The Colbert Report
S7
Nissan's "LEAF Wave" Deadline
Grassroots-organic-slow-food-locavore types who buy electric cars love manufactured traditions.
07/27/2011
00:25
The Colbert Report
S7
Sign Off - Surveillance Drone Crash
Stephen operates and crashes a semi-autonomous flying surveillance drone.
07/27/2011
07:26
The Colbert Report
S7
Difference Makers - Patrick Rodgers
For too long, average homeowners have been powerless against big banks, but vampire Patrick Rodgers forecloses on the foreclosers.
07/27/2011
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