The Colbert Report
President Yo-Yo Ma
Season 5 • 01/21/2009
The presidency goes to whoever was on camera at noon.
Stephen's Inauguration BreakdownThe Colbert ReportS5
After watching Barack Obama's inauguration, Stephen wants to be black for just one day.
Jabari AsimThe Colbert ReportS5
Jabari Asim thinks Barack Obama is an opportunity for us to redefine ourselves as a country.
Stephen Realizes He's BlackThe Colbert ReportS5
Stephen's reaction to Obama's inauguration must logically mean he is a black man.
Stephen's Sound Advice - How to Be Like LincolnThe Colbert ReportS5
Lincoln's oratory made him president, but his beard made him a legend.
P.K. Winsome - Inauguration MerchandiseThe Colbert ReportS5
P.K. Winsome has limited edition "Yes, I Thought I'd Live to See This Day" t-shirts for this historic inauguration.
Stephen's Remix ChallengeThe Colbert ReportS5
Stephen does not -- not -- want you to take his interview with Lawrence Lessig and remix it with a pumping k-hole groove.
Intro - 1/21/09The Colbert ReportS5
It's Obama's first day and the economy's still in the toilet -- some change.
Election 2012 - Chuck ToddThe Colbert ReportS5
Chuck Todd predicts who will take the Republican nomination in 2012.
Elizabeth AlexanderThe Colbert ReportS5
Elizabeth Alexander explains to Stephen the difference between a metaphor and a lie.
President Yo-Yo MaThe Colbert ReportS5
Barack Obama's bungled oath of office could have a huge impact on who Fox News thinks is president.
Near-President ObamaThe Colbert ReportS5
The lack of a Bible isn't the only Godless part of Barack Obama and John Roberts' secret rendezvous.
Un-American News - President Obama EditionThe Colbert ReportS5
Palestinians want to be happy for Barack Obama, but they have to feel the opposite of Israel.
Refreshing Sierra MistThe Colbert ReportS5
Kids, if you're playing at home, tonight's secret word is Refreshing Sierra Mist.
Jon MeachamThe Colbert ReportS5
Jon Meacham thinks Andrew Jackson would have loved YouTube.
Better Know a Lobby - NAACPThe Colbert ReportS5
Even after Barack Obama's election, NAACP president Benjamin Jealous won't admit racism is over.
Intro - 1/22/09The Colbert ReportS5
The world reacts to President Obama and Stephen yells back in Esperanto.
Tip/Wag - John Yarmuth's Holiday CardThe Colbert ReportS5
Stephen tips his hat to John Yarmuth for his kittenless Christmas card.
Obama's New Science Policy - Chris MooneyThe Colbert ReportS5
Chris Mooney thinks scientists are going to be much closer to Barack Obama than they were to George W. Bush.
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