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President Yo-Yo Ma
Season 5 • 01/21/2009
The presidency goes to whoever was on camera at noon.
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06:01
The Colbert Report
S5
Stephen's Inauguration Breakdown
After watching Barack Obama's inauguration, Stephen wants to be black for just one day.
01/20/2009
04:34
The Colbert Report
S5
Jabari Asim
Jabari Asim thinks Barack Obama is an opportunity for us to redefine ourselves as a country.
01/20/2009
01:27
The Colbert Report
S5
Stephen Realizes He's Black
Stephen's reaction to Obama's inauguration must logically mean he is a black man.
01/20/2009
04:43
The Colbert Report
S5
Stephen's Sound Advice - How to Be Like Lincoln
Lincoln's oratory made him president, but his beard made him a legend.
01/20/2009
02:49
The Colbert Report
S5
P.K. Winsome - Inauguration Merchandise
P.K. Winsome has limited edition "Yes, I Thought I'd Live to See This Day" t-shirts for this historic inauguration.
01/20/2009
04:02
The Colbert Report
S5
Stephen's Remix Challenge
Stephen does not -- not -- want you to take his interview with Lawrence Lessig and remix it with a pumping k-hole groove.
01/21/2009
00:32
The Colbert Report
S5
Intro - 1/21/09
It's Obama's first day and the economy's still in the toilet -- some change.
01/21/2009
06:19
The Colbert Report
S5
Election 2012 - Chuck Todd
Chuck Todd predicts who will take the Republican nomination in 2012.
01/21/2009
00:03
The Colbert Report
S5
Good Night
Stephen says good night.
01/21/2009
06:20
The Colbert Report
S5
Elizabeth Alexander
Elizabeth Alexander explains to Stephen the difference between a metaphor and a lie.
01/21/2009
02:47
The Colbert Report
S5
President Yo-Yo Ma
Barack Obama's bungled oath of office could have a huge impact on who Fox News thinks is president.
01/21/2009
04:08
The Colbert Report
S5
Near-President Obama
The lack of a Bible isn't the only Godless part of Barack Obama and John Roberts' secret rendezvous.
01/22/2009
03:42
The Colbert Report
S5
Un-American News - President Obama Edition
Palestinians want to be happy for Barack Obama, but they have to feel the opposite of Israel.
01/22/2009
00:17
The Colbert Report
S5
Refreshing Sierra Mist
Kids, if you're playing at home, tonight's secret word is Refreshing Sierra Mist.
01/22/2009
05:28
The Colbert Report
S5
Jon Meacham
Jon Meacham thinks Andrew Jackson would have loved YouTube.
01/22/2009
06:03
The Colbert Report
S5
Better Know a Lobby - NAACP
Even after Barack Obama's election, NAACP president Benjamin Jealous won't admit racism is over.
01/22/2009
00:32
The Colbert Report
S5
Intro - 1/22/09
The world reacts to President Obama and Stephen yells back in Esperanto.
01/22/2009
03:55
The Colbert Report
S5
Tip/Wag - John Yarmuth's Holiday Card
Stephen tips his hat to John Yarmuth for his kittenless Christmas card.
01/26/2009
05:21
The Colbert Report
S5
Ed Young
Pastor Ed Young believes more sex will help marriages.
01/26/2009
04:40
The Colbert Report
S5
Obama's New Science Policy - Chris Mooney
Chris Mooney thinks scientists are going to be much closer to Barack Obama than they were to George W. Bush.
01/26/2009
00:30
The Colbert Report
S5
Intro - 1/26/09
An executive order shuts down our secret prisons. Now where will we get our secret license plates?
01/26/2009
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