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Pentagoner
Season 11 E 142 • 11/09/2006
President Bush only lied about Donald Rumsfeld's resignation for his own good.
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02:28
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
S11 E141
The Donkey Show
Suspicious of their midterm victory, the Democrats have linked arms and formed a circle with their backs to the center so no one can sneak up behind them.
11/08/2006
02:10
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
S11 E141
Headlines - House of Blues
Katie Couric has the opportunity to prove herself as a serious anchor, while Wolf Blitzer parties blog-style.
11/08/2006
01:50
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
S11 E141
Negative Campaigning
The problem for the Republicans was negative campaigning -- they didn't do nearly enough.
11/08/2006
00:08
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
S11 E141
Moment of Zen - Rumsfeld Rap
In homage to their recent break-ups, Kevin Federline's "Crazy" rap plays over footage of Donald Rumsfeld walking down a Pentagon hall.
11/08/2006
00:23
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
S11 E142
Daily/Colbert - Dustin Hoffman Trivia
Stephen Colbert reveals who Mike Nichols' first choice to star in "The Graduate" was.
11/09/2006
01:04
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
S11 E142
Headlines - Defense Rests
Following the Democratic victory in the 2002 midterm elections, Donald Rumsfeld steps down as Secretary of Defense.
11/09/2006
00:19
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
S11 E142
Moment of Zen - Secretary of Defense
President Bush praises the job Donald Rumsfeld did as Secretary of Defense.
11/09/2006
05:14
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
S11 E142
Dustin Hoffman
Jon interviews Dustin Hoffman about his movie "Stranger than Fiction" and getting either four or five cards on Father's Day.
11/09/2006
05:41
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
S11 E142
Are You Prepared?!? - To Colonize Space
Jason Jones travels to Huntsville, Alabama -- the aerospace engineering capital of the nation -- to find out if humanity is really prepared to colonize space.
11/09/2006
01:24
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
S11 E142
The Last Don
Rob Riggle thinks the media should focus more on the parts of Donald Rumsfeld's office that aren't on fire.
11/09/2006
06:09
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
S11 E142
Pentagoner
Donald Rumsfeld thinks he benefited greatly from criticism during his time at the Pentagon, and at no time suffered a lack thereof.
11/09/2006
03:12
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
S11 E143
Headlines - Meet Rep. Pelosi and the Democrats
George W. Bush meets the new Democratic leaders and proves that he and Senator Harry Reid are similar in that they share a time zone and speak English.
11/13/2006
01:24
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
S11 E143
Other News - Referenda Round-Up
Jon Stewart examines a number of state-wide initiatives voted on during the recent midterm elections.
11/13/2006
01:51
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
S11 E143
Gay Marriage Stand-Up
Referendumologist Jason Jones explains that Arizona rejected the ban on gay marriage because it's a different gay in Arizona -- a dry gay.
11/13/2006
00:25
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
S11 E143
Moment of Zen - Vance DeGeneres Lap Dance
Vance DeGeneres explains to a stripper giving him a lap dance that she needs to be six feet away in order to be lawful.
11/13/2006
00:53
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
S11 E143
Daily/Colbert - Promos
Stephen Colbert does not have time to preview his show seeing he has 85 more promos to record tonight.
11/13/2006
05:48
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
S11 E143
Tina Fey
Tina Fey gets put on The Seat of Heat to tell Jon what she has to do when 30 Rock co-star Alec Baldwin goes into a fit of rage.
11/13/2006
05:24
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
S11 E143
In Search of the Next President
With the midterm elections over, Rob Riggle looks to the upcoming presidential race in 2044.
11/13/2006
01:05
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
S11 E143
Intro - Roach Problem
Unlike his other nonsensical introductions, Jon Stewart decides to answer how to get rid of a roach problem.
11/13/2006
01:48
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
S11 E144
Other News - Oy Gay
A gay rights parade in Israel sets off a conflict between Orthodox Jews and gay parade goers.
11/14/2006
01:00
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
S11 E144
Daily/Colbert - Helping Children
Stephen Colbert tries to scare kids into watching his show, The Colbert Report, a place "where kids are safe."
11/14/2006
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