The Daily Show with Jon Stewart

Pentagoner

Season 11 E 142 • 11/09/2006

President Bush only lied about Donald Rumsfeld's resignation for his own good.

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The Donkey Show

Suspicious of their midterm victory, the Democrats have linked arms and formed a circle with their backs to the center so no one can sneak up behind them.
11/08/2006
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Headlines - House of Blues

Katie Couric has the opportunity to prove herself as a serious anchor, while Wolf Blitzer parties blog-style.
11/08/2006
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Negative Campaigning

The problem for the Republicans was negative campaigning -- they didn't do nearly enough.
11/08/2006
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Moment of Zen - Rumsfeld Rap

In homage to their recent break-ups, Kevin Federline's "Crazy" rap plays over footage of Donald Rumsfeld walking down a Pentagon hall.
11/08/2006
00:23

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Daily/Colbert - Dustin Hoffman Trivia

Stephen Colbert reveals who Mike Nichols' first choice to star in "The Graduate" was.
11/09/2006
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Headlines - Defense Rests

Following the Democratic victory in the 2002 midterm elections, Donald Rumsfeld steps down as Secretary of Defense.
11/09/2006
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Moment of Zen - Secretary of Defense

President Bush praises the job Donald Rumsfeld did as Secretary of Defense.
11/09/2006
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Dustin Hoffman

Jon interviews Dustin Hoffman about his movie "Stranger than Fiction" and getting either four or five cards on Father's Day.
11/09/2006
05:41

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Are You Prepared?!? - To Colonize Space

Jason Jones travels to Huntsville, Alabama -- the aerospace engineering capital of the nation -- to find out if humanity is really prepared to colonize space.
11/09/2006
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The Last Don

Rob Riggle thinks the media should focus more on the parts of Donald Rumsfeld's office that aren't on fire.
11/09/2006
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Pentagoner

Donald Rumsfeld thinks he benefited greatly from criticism during his time at the Pentagon, and at no time suffered a lack thereof.
11/09/2006
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Headlines - Meet Rep. Pelosi and the Democrats

George W. Bush meets the new Democratic leaders and proves that he and Senator Harry Reid are similar in that they share a time zone and speak English.
11/13/2006
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Other News - Referenda Round-Up

Jon Stewart examines a number of state-wide initiatives voted on during the recent midterm elections.
11/13/2006
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Gay Marriage Stand-Up

Referendumologist Jason Jones explains that Arizona rejected the ban on gay marriage because it's a different gay in Arizona -- a dry gay.
11/13/2006
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Moment of Zen - Vance DeGeneres Lap Dance

Vance DeGeneres explains to a stripper giving him a lap dance that she needs to be six feet away in order to be lawful.
11/13/2006
00:53

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Daily/Colbert - Promos

Stephen Colbert does not have time to preview his show seeing he has 85 more promos to record tonight.
11/13/2006
05:48

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Tina Fey

Tina Fey gets put on The Seat of Heat to tell Jon what she has to do when 30 Rock co-star Alec Baldwin goes into a fit of rage.
11/13/2006
05:24

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In Search of the Next President

With the midterm elections over, Rob Riggle looks to the upcoming presidential race in 2044.
11/13/2006
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Intro - Roach Problem

Unlike his other nonsensical introductions, Jon Stewart decides to answer how to get rid of a roach problem.
11/13/2006
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Other News - Oy Gay

A gay rights parade in Israel sets off a conflict between Orthodox Jews and gay parade goers.
11/14/2006
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Daily/Colbert - Helping Children

Stephen Colbert tries to scare kids into watching his show, The Colbert Report, a place "where kids are safe."
11/14/2006
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