The Colbert Report

Sign Off - Pistachio Ice Cream

Season 7 • 03/23/2011

Stephen enjoys pistachio ice cream.

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07:13

Raging Art-On - Art 2
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Stephen sits down with a panel of appraisers to set a price for his portrait and generates buzz at the pre-auction cocktail party.
03/22/2011
05:35

Ayman Mohyeldin
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Ayman Mohyeldin says the American cable companies that refuse to carry Al Jazeera help contribute to the misinformation about the Middle East.
03/22/2011
00:04

Sign Off - Goodnight
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That's it for The Report.
03/22/2011
04:18

Crisis in the Middle Everywhere - CNN and Fox News Fight in Libya
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Fox News and CNN courageously report on the fighting in Libya between Fox News and CNN.
03/22/2011
00:34

Intro - 3/22/11
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The art world buzzes about Stephen's portrait, and Ayman Mohyeldin talks about Al Jazeera English in the Situation Mosque.
03/22/2011
02:42

Californians Respond to Japanese Disaster
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Californians panic over trace amounts of radiation that might drift 5,000 miles and contaminate their Jamba Juices.
03/22/2011
05:47

Nathan Myhrvold
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Nathan Myhrvold uses modern scientific methods to cook 72-hour pastrami and pistachio ice cream without cream.
03/23/2011
01:30

Top News Stories All at Once
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Colonel Gaddafi announces that he's traveling to Iowa to dump seawater on the nuclear reactors.
03/23/2011
07:37

Raging Art-On - Art 3
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Stephen dances to Snoop Dogg with Simon de Pury and offers to personally hang his portrait in the winning bidder's walk-in cocaine closet.
03/23/2011
05:25

The Word - Over-Reactor
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The time to review the safety of nuclear power plants is not immediately after Japan's major environmental catastrophe.
03/23/2011
00:07

Sign Off - Pistachio Ice Cream
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Stephen signs off with pistachio ice cream.
03/23/2011
04:26

Channeled Rage
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The conflict in Libya between CNN's Nic Robertson and Fox News' Steve Harrigan escalates.
03/24/2011
05:41

Jody Williams
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Jody Williams doesn't believe she's better than men, but she thinks she's smarter than a lot of them.
03/24/2011
03:42

Eat, Pray to Eat - Laurie Garrett
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Laurie Garrett explains how biofuels, natural disasters and disease contribute to the global food crisis.
03/24/2011
05:38

Bears & Balls - Misery Edition
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CNBC's Larry Kudlow sees the good news in Japan's earthquake, and global food prices skyrocket.
03/24/2011
00:34

Intro - 3/24/11
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Food prices skyrocket, a cable news feud escalates, and Jody Williams wants to advance equality for all.
03/24/2011
00:25

Sign Off - John Oliver's New York Stand-Up Show
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Stephen urges everyone to watch John Oliver's New York Stand-Up Show because he understands his desperate desire to escape Jon Stewart.
03/24/2011
01:51

Chaos in Chaonada
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Embattled Prime Minister Stephen Harper orders Mounties to dump cauldrons of boiling maple syrup on marauding bands of rebel Inuit.
03/28/2011
01:23

Shout Out to Cece Lederer
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Cece Lederer was injured defending her mom from Ultimate Fighting Champion Brock Lesnar.
03/28/2011
05:14

Tip/Wag - Cigarette Tax, Abortion Waiting Period & Bargain Travelers
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New Hampshire cuts its cigarette tax, South Dakota requires a waiting period for abortions, and thrifty terrorists pose a security threat.
03/28/2011
00:34

Sign Off - Movits! Streams "Out of My Head"
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Movits! will be streaming "Out of My Head" exclusively on ColbertNation.com until April 5th.
03/28/2011
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