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The Word - Loyal Opposition
Season 5 • 02/10/2009
The Republicans have quite a bit in common with the Taliban.
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04:38
Economic Stimulus Debate
The Colbert Report
S5
Democrats take a page from the Republicans' fear book when selling the economic stimulus bill.
02/05/2009
00:30
Intro - 2/9/09
The Colbert Report
S5
A married lesbian couple files for divorce and moves into separate Subaru Outbacks, and someone won a Grammy.
02/09/2009
02:43
The New Word Czar
The Colbert Report
S5
Michael Steele navigates the subtleties of our language as he talks about the stimulus bill.
02/09/2009
04:01
Al Gore Steals Stephen's Grammy
The Colbert Report
S5
Since Stephen's voice isn't worth a Grammy, he's going to stop talking forever.
02/09/2009
05:45
ThreatDown - Gay Divorce
The Colbert Report
S5
A lesbian couple files for divorce on the grounds of irreconcilable sameness, and the Japanese poop gold.
02/09/2009
06:02
Shout Out - Honey, Counterterrorism & an Old Guard Flag
The Colbert Report
S5
Stephen gets a fresh stash of pharmaceutical-grade hive jive and learns of a Counterterrorism Calendar.
02/10/2009
01:55
The Visa Black Card
The Colbert Report
S5
Visa: it's everywhere you want to be, unless that place is a Jimmy Buffett concert.
02/10/2009
00:14
You Look Like Stephen
The Colbert Report
S5
You look like Stephen, if he were on a curvy, glassy thing.
02/10/2009
00:31
Intro - 2/10/09
The Colbert Report
S5
Tough times for the Republican Party -- this sounds like a job for tax cuts.
02/10/2009
05:42
Robert Ballard
The Colbert Report
S5
Robert Ballard explains why ocean exploration is a good investment.
02/10/2009
05:12
The Word - Loyal Opposition
The Colbert Report
S5
The best way for Republicans to win back the trust of the people is to copy the strategy of our enemies.
02/10/2009
05:33
Truth From the Gut
The Colbert Report
S5
Forget looking into each other's eyes for the truth, we need to look into each other's guts.
02/11/2009
00:13
Good Night -- Except for the West Coast
The Colbert Report
S5
That's it for The Report, unless you are watching on the West Coast.
02/11/2009
00:31
Intro - 2/11/09
The Colbert Report
S5
Wshington, D.C. wants a vote, and Glenn Beck brings innovation to Fox News.
02/11/2009
02:02
Westminster Dog Show Snub - Formula 40-Woof
The Colbert Report
S5
Pick up some Formula 40-Woof today if you want your dog to be a winner.
02/11/2009
06:13
DC Voting Rights Act - Eleanor Holmes Norton
The Colbert Report
S5
Eleanor Holmes Norton will give Stephen a key to DC when residents get their voting rights.
02/11/2009
05:06
Steven Pinker
The Colbert Report
S5
Stephen wonders if putting your genome on the Internet is like posting the social security number that God gave you.
02/11/2009
04:58
The DaColbert Code - Oscar Predictions
The Colbert Report
S5
Instead of watching the movies, Stephen uses the DaColbert Code to pick the Oscar winners.
02/12/2009
04:40
Adam Gopnik
The Colbert Report
S5
Adam Gopnik claims that faith and fear no longer rule our lives because of Abraham Lincoln and Charles Darwin.
02/12/2009
01:43
Goodbye, Conan O'Brien
The Colbert Report
S5
Conan O'Brien has to get his invisible strings from Stephen if he ever wants to do his little dance again.
02/12/2009
06:37
Obama Poster Debate - David Ross and Ed Colbert
The Colbert Report
S5
David Ross and Ed Colbert debate the copyright issues surrounding Shepard Fairey's Obama poster.
02/12/2009
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