The Colbert ReportS8 E89The Enemy Within - Bologna Border Bust
America has very strict meat entry laws, but that doesn't stop some south of the border sausage smugglers from playing "hide the bologna."
The Colbert ReportS8 E89Intro - 4/19/12
A threat sneaks in from Mexico, an unexpected "good dog" emerges, and guests Tavis Smiley and Cornel West take a poverty bus tour.
The Colbert ReportS8 E89Tavis Smiley & Cornel West
Tavis Smiley and Cornel West talk about their book on American poverty, "The Rich and the Rest of Us."
The Colbert ReportS8 E89Sign Off - Time's Top 100
Stephen flips through Time Magazine's "The 100 Most Influential People in the World" issue.
The Colbert ReportS8 E89Stephen's 4/20 Message
As expected, Stephen will not do a 4/20 show this year.
The Colbert ReportS8 E90Mitt Romney's Picnic Gaffe
Mitt Romney's daily minute of spontaneity contains 59 seconds of awkwardness.
The Colbert ReportS8 E90Steve Doocy's Silver Spoon Subtext Reporting
Barack Obama makes a cowardly statement about Mitt Romney's wealth, made all the more cowardly by the fact that he never said it.
The Colbert ReportS8 E90Intro - 4/23/12
Mitt Romney makes a picnic gaffe, and former Texas School Board Chairman Don McLeroy rejects evolution.
The Colbert ReportS8 E90Tip/Wag: Pheromone Parties & Arizona's "Pre-life" Laws
Pheromone parties encourage premarital smelling, and Arizona lawmakers declare that pregnancy begins two weeks before conception.
The Colbert ReportS8 E90Don McLeroy
Former Texas Board of Education Chairman Don McLeroy discusses the documentary "The Revisionaries," science in textbooks and religious conservatism.
The Colbert ReportS8 E91Magnus Carlsen
The world's third youngest Chess Grand Master Magnus Carlsen discusses game strategy and stardom.
The Colbert ReportS8 E91"I Am a Pole (And So Can You!)"
Maurice Sendak endorses Stephen's inspirational children's book about a pole trying to find his place in the world.
The Colbert ReportS8 E91Super Tuesday II: Election Boogaloo - Death Match in Hellaware
Stephen's election night team covers five primaries with major consequences for the five GOP hopefuls.
The Colbert ReportS8 E91Canada's Currency Coup
The Royal Canadian Mint seeks world currency status and develops the first glow-in-the-dark coin.
The Colbert ReportS8 E92NASA Retires Discovery & Drops Spacebook
The Discovery shuttle makes a final flight to the Smithsonian, and NASA loses the Spacebook race.
The Colbert ReportS8 E92Cheating Death - Crash Diet Feeding Tubes & Scrotum Gel Injections
Feeding tubes help brides drop 20 pounds in 10 days, and sperm-murdering jelly injections prove highly effective.
The Colbert ReportS8 E92Intro - 4/25/12
Liberals and conservatives find common ground, and Harvard University's Michael Sandel reveals what money can't buy.