The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
Season 5 • 04/30/2001
Allergy season makes Jon regret how many nipples he has.
In Search of... NewsThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS5
If the Loch Ness monster is only 7 feet long and perfectly cylindrical, then a Swedish scientist has placed the perfect trap.
Headlines - Life Imitates CrapThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS5
The recent series of "Jackass" inspired accidents involving teens is a damning development, as before the show no 11-17-year old male had ever done anything stupid.
Recap - 4/30/01The Daily Show with Jon StewartS5
U.S. sells arms to Taiwan and "Buffy" leaves the WB.
Moment of Zen - Dennis Tito Gives the Thumbs-UpThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS5
Dennis Tito, the world's first space tourist, gives the camera the thumbs-up.
Eric McCormackThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS5
Eric McCormack tells Jon how he's able to seem like he's enjoying their conversation without actually doing so.
Headlines - No Speed Racer NoThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS5
Jon is amazed that an auto race was called off over the weekend because it would have been too fast.
Ad Nauseam - The Soup WarsThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS5
Steve Carell gives a guided tour through the "soup wars," a bitter advertising battle between Progresso and Campell's.
Headlines - Ca$h GordonThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS5
Millionaire Dennis Tito, the world's first space tourist, paid a high price for getting to hang out with lonely men in space.
Space TourismThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS5
Stephen Colbert is upset that American millionaire Dennis Tito became the world's first space tourist, because he went to the Russians to do it.
Other News - It's an Ad, Ad, Ad, Ad WorldThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS5
Jon reports on "The Runner," a new television show that plans to integrate advertising seamlessly into its narrative.
Allergy SeasonThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS5
Jon tells the audience that his allergies are so bad it makes him regret the quantity of his nipples.
Moment of Zen - Pigeon CoupThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS5
A flock of pigeons in London swarm about.
A Trend Indeed - AsiaThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS5
Clearly only a fool would try to reason with a toy.
This Just In - Dirty WorkThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS5
Porn on the Internet continues to thrive, despite other companies of the e-world fighting for their survival.
Dominic ChianeseThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS5
Dominic Chianese's character on "The Sopranos" is kind of a jerk.
Women's Health with Vance DeGeneres - MenopauseThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS5
Menopause isn't sad if you take a minute to understand what is happening to that delicate flower you call your "womanhood."
Headlines- Major League GasholeThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS5
The Bush Administration's new energy plan won't affect your way of life -- provided you burrow a whole to the center of the Earth.
The Other Killer White MeatThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS5
Nicky Augoustino was just like any other strip club owning bachelor with a talking bird -- until tragedy hit.
Headlines - Shield of DreamsThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS5
After 100 days of forced seclusion, President George W. Bush was released from his handlers to read from a prepared text.
Back in Black - Abusing the SystemThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS5
The president should forget the missile shield and start work on an anti-livestock shield.
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