The Colbert Report

Intro - 3/27/13

Season 9 • 03/27/2013

Stephen uncovers secret Facebook data, and Carl Edgar Blake talks pig breeding.

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Eric Topol

The cardiologist talks about his book, "The Creative Destruction of Medicine: How the Digital Revolution Will Create Better Health Care."
03/26/2013
03:17

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Stephen Colbert Is Watching Your Kids - Whale Bone Porn

Thanks to the Vancouver Maritime Museum, youngsters are going to head to the wharves for porn instead of the Internet.
03/26/2013
06:42

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The Word - Narcicitizenship

The Supreme Court considers same-sex marriage, but Georgia Senator Saxby Chambliss avoids the gay trap that snared Rob Portman and Dick Cheney.
03/26/2013
05:12

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GOP Growth & Opportunity Project

RNC Chairman Reince Priebus reveals that Republicans need to do a better job of reaching out to black people, brown people, women people and young people.
03/26/2013
00:09

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Sign Off - Medical Smartphone

Stephen examines his throat.
03/26/2013
04:59

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Facebook "Like" Button Science

The University of Cambridge gives 60,000 Facebook users a series of psychological tests and finds that homosexual men tend to "like" musicals and Kathy Griffin.
03/27/2013
03:15

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Sharia Mops

Despite Tennessee lawmakers' best efforts, Sharia law manages to work its way into the state building's men's room.
03/27/2013
00:08

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Sign Off - Hamlet

Hamlet the pig signs off with Stephen.
03/27/2013
05:09

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Bill O'Reilly on Gay Marriage

If Bill O'Reilly is now pro-gay marriage, then back when he said gay marriage was like marrying a goat, he was really saying that he's pro-goat marriage.
03/27/2013
06:42

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Carl Edgar Blake II

The owner of Rustik Rooster Farms explains how breeding a Chinese pig and a Russian pig makes a prize-winning German pig.
03/27/2013
00:37

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Intro - 3/27/13

Facebook profiles contain secret data, people learn how to spot radical Muslims, and Carl Edgar Blake II wants to breed the perfect pig.
03/27/2013
05:19

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Robert Lustig

The pediatric endocrinologist shares his book, "Fat Chance: Beating the Odds Against Sugar, Processed Food, Obesity, and Disease."
03/28/2013
00:07

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Sign Off - Goodnight

Stephen says goodnight.
03/28/2013
02:59

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Supreme Court Hearings on Gay Marriage - Emily Bazelon Pt. 2

Emily Bazelon talks about Justice Anthony Kennedy, the arguments for traditional marriage, and discrimination against same-sex couples.
03/28/2013
04:36

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Supreme Court Hearings on Gay Marriage - Emily Bazelon Pt. 1

Slate's senior editor explains that, even with DOMA out of the picture, gay couples would lose federal benefits if they move to states that don't recognize same-sex marriage.
03/28/2013
07:59

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Supreme Court Hearings on Gay Marriage

Giving same-sex marriages federal recognition means giving gay couples 1,100 rights previously reserved for straight married couples.
03/28/2013
06:23

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Sigourney Weaver

The Golden Globe winner discusses her Broadway debut, science fiction roles and television miniseries "Political Animals."
04/01/2013
04:22

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Easter Under Attack - Pope Edition

Fox News criticizes Google for their Easter Sunday doodle, and Pope Francis looks like the spokesman for Linens 'n Things.
04/01/2013
00:49

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Sign Off - Welcome Baby Nurick!

Stephen sends his audience coordinator home with a congratulatory basket of "America Again" copies.
04/01/2013
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Intro - 4/1/13

Obamacare meets its match, environmentalists celebrate Earth Day differently, and Sigourney Weaver stars in "Vanya and Sonia and Masha and Spike."
04/01/2013
02:56

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Utah's Earth Day Celebration

Utah's Department of Natural Resources celebrates Earth Day by asking kids, "Where would we be without oil, gas and mining?"
04/01/2013
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