The Colbert Report
Intro - 3/27/13
Season 9 • 03/27/2013
Stephen uncovers secret Facebook data, and Carl Edgar Blake talks pig breeding.
The Colbert ReportS9 Eric Topol
The cardiologist talks about his book, "The Creative Destruction of Medicine: How the Digital Revolution Will Create Better Health Care."
The Colbert ReportS9 Stephen Colbert Is Watching Your Kids - Whale Bone Porn
Thanks to the Vancouver Maritime Museum, youngsters are going to head to the wharves for porn instead of the Internet.
The Colbert ReportS9 The Word - Narcicitizenship
The Supreme Court considers same-sex marriage, but Georgia Senator Saxby Chambliss avoids the gay trap that snared Rob Portman and Dick Cheney.
The Colbert ReportS9 GOP Growth & Opportunity Project
RNC Chairman Reince Priebus reveals that Republicans need to do a better job of reaching out to black people, brown people, women people and young people.
The Colbert ReportS9 Facebook "Like" Button Science
The University of Cambridge gives 60,000 Facebook users a series of psychological tests and finds that homosexual men tend to "like" musicals and Kathy Griffin.
The Colbert ReportS9 Sharia Mops
Despite Tennessee lawmakers' best efforts, Sharia law manages to work its way into the state building's men's room.
The Colbert ReportS9 Bill O'Reilly on Gay Marriage
If Bill O'Reilly is now pro-gay marriage, then back when he said gay marriage was like marrying a goat, he was really saying that he's pro-goat marriage.
The Colbert ReportS9 Carl Edgar Blake II
The owner of Rustik Rooster Farms explains how breeding a Chinese pig and a Russian pig makes a prize-winning German pig.
The Colbert ReportS9 Intro - 3/27/13
Facebook profiles contain secret data, people learn how to spot radical Muslims, and Carl Edgar Blake II wants to breed the perfect pig.
The Colbert ReportS9 Robert Lustig
The pediatric endocrinologist shares his book, "Fat Chance: Beating the Odds Against Sugar, Processed Food, Obesity, and Disease."
The Colbert ReportS9 Supreme Court Hearings on Gay Marriage - Emily Bazelon Pt. 2
Emily Bazelon talks about Justice Anthony Kennedy, the arguments for traditional marriage, and discrimination against same-sex couples.
The Colbert ReportS9 Supreme Court Hearings on Gay Marriage - Emily Bazelon Pt. 1
Slate's senior editor explains that, even with DOMA out of the picture, gay couples would lose federal benefits if they move to states that don't recognize same-sex marriage.
The Colbert ReportS9 Supreme Court Hearings on Gay Marriage
Giving same-sex marriages federal recognition means giving gay couples 1,100 rights previously reserved for straight married couples.
The Colbert ReportS9 Sigourney Weaver
The Golden Globe winner discusses her Broadway debut, science fiction roles and television miniseries "Political Animals."
The Colbert ReportS9 Easter Under Attack - Pope Edition
Fox News criticizes Google for their Easter Sunday doodle, and Pope Francis looks like the spokesman for Linens 'n Things.
The Colbert ReportS9 Sign Off - Welcome Baby Nurick!
Stephen sends his audience coordinator home with a congratulatory basket of "America Again" copies.
The Colbert ReportS9 Intro - 4/1/13
Obamacare meets its match, environmentalists celebrate Earth Day differently, and Sigourney Weaver stars in "Vanya and Sonia and Masha and Spike."
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