The Colbert Report
Intro - 3/27/13
Season 9 • 03/27/2013
Stephen uncovers secret Facebook data, and Carl Edgar Blake talks pig breeding.
Eric TopolThe Colbert ReportS9
The cardiologist talks about his book, "The Creative Destruction of Medicine: How the Digital Revolution Will Create Better Health Care."
Stephen Colbert Is Watching Your Kids - Whale Bone PornThe Colbert ReportS9
Thanks to the Vancouver Maritime Museum, youngsters are going to head to the wharves for porn instead of the Internet.
The Word - NarcicitizenshipThe Colbert ReportS9
The Supreme Court considers same-sex marriage, but Georgia Senator Saxby Chambliss avoids the gay trap that snared Rob Portman and Dick Cheney.
GOP Growth & Opportunity ProjectThe Colbert ReportS9
RNC Chairman Reince Priebus reveals that Republicans need to do a better job of reaching out to black people, brown people, women people and young people.
Facebook "Like" Button ScienceThe Colbert ReportS9
The University of Cambridge gives 60,000 Facebook users a series of psychological tests and finds that homosexual men tend to "like" musicals and Kathy Griffin.
Sharia MopsThe Colbert ReportS9
Despite Tennessee lawmakers' best efforts, Sharia law manages to work its way into the state building's men's room.
Bill O'Reilly on Gay MarriageThe Colbert ReportS9
If Bill O'Reilly is now pro-gay marriage, then back when he said gay marriage was like marrying a goat, he was really saying that he's pro-goat marriage.
Carl Edgar Blake IIThe Colbert ReportS9
The owner of Rustik Rooster Farms explains how breeding a Chinese pig and a Russian pig makes a prize-winning German pig.
Intro - 3/27/13The Colbert ReportS9
Facebook profiles contain secret data, people learn how to spot radical Muslims, and Carl Edgar Blake II wants to breed the perfect pig.
Robert LustigThe Colbert ReportS9
The pediatric endocrinologist shares his book, "Fat Chance: Beating the Odds Against Sugar, Processed Food, Obesity, and Disease."
Supreme Court Hearings on Gay Marriage - Emily Bazelon Pt. 2The Colbert ReportS9
Emily Bazelon talks about Justice Anthony Kennedy, the arguments for traditional marriage, and discrimination against same-sex couples.
Supreme Court Hearings on Gay Marriage - Emily Bazelon Pt. 1The Colbert ReportS9
Slate's senior editor explains that, even with DOMA out of the picture, gay couples would lose federal benefits if they move to states that don't recognize same-sex marriage.
Supreme Court Hearings on Gay MarriageThe Colbert ReportS9
Giving same-sex marriages federal recognition means giving gay couples 1,100 rights previously reserved for straight married couples.
Sigourney WeaverThe Colbert ReportS9
The Golden Globe winner discusses her Broadway debut, science fiction roles and television miniseries "Political Animals."
Easter Under Attack - Pope EditionThe Colbert ReportS9
Fox News criticizes Google for their Easter Sunday doodle, and Pope Francis looks like the spokesman for Linens 'n Things.
Sign Off - Welcome Baby Nurick!The Colbert ReportS9
Stephen sends his audience coordinator home with a congratulatory basket of "America Again" copies.
Intro - 4/1/13The Colbert ReportS9
Obamacare meets its match, environmentalists celebrate Earth Day differently, and Sigourney Weaver stars in "Vanya and Sonia and Masha and Spike."
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