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Michael Jackson Alert Scale

Season 7 • 02/10/2003

Michael Jackson is the freakiest dude in the world.

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02:40

Slowdown Iraq - Two Severed Thumbs Down
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In response to Colin Powell's U.N. presentation, the Iraqis are more insulting than Simon Cowell at karaoke night.
02/06/2003
05:47

Full Metal Junket
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Stephen Colbert confronts the horror and chaos of fake war head on and can't wait to leave.
02/06/2003
00:14

Moment of Zen - Afghani Woman Driving
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An Afghani woman learns how to drive.
02/06/2003
02:59

Afghanistan: Where is it Now?
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The drug crop is booming and the bazaars are bumping in newly democratized Afghanistan.
02/06/2003
00:55

Pataki Activities
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Governor Pataki suggests some productive activities for New Yorkers during a heightened alert.
02/10/2003
03:06

Emoticons
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Corddry anticipates an attack based on all caps messages and emoticon use on Al Qaeda sites.
02/10/2003
06:43

Joe Klein
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Klein compares taking care of his teenage daughter to America taking care of the French.
02/10/2003
00:11

Moment of Zen - Mecca
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Muslims worship at Mecca
02/10/2003
03:47

Digital Watch - Personal Computer
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Owning a computer is like having your very own TV with a built-in radio.
02/10/2003
03:23

Warning Sickness
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The specific information does not include time, place, methods or means.
02/10/2003
01:47

Michael Jackson Alert Scale
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Based on a report, the Michael Jackson Alert Level has been raised from "Mochaccino" to "Pasty."
02/10/2003
03:28

NATO Crisis
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Turkey requests NATO assistance for defensive purposes, but France, Germany and Belgium block it.
02/11/2003
05:43

Bebe Neuwirth
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Bebe Neuwirth explains that she can't go to her favorite sandwich place because of a health inspector problem.
02/11/2003
03:22

Madman-ography - Kim Jong-il
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In recent months, Kim Jong-il has started his nuclear reactor program and threatened the West with total war.
02/11/2003
00:14

Moment of Zen - Kim Jong-il Photos
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A series of Kim Jong-il photos are displayed
02/11/2003
02:38

Oscar Nominations
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Rob Corddry is up early in Hollywood to cover the announcement of the Oscar nominations.
02/11/2003
03:22

H2Go
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President Bush puts Iraq on the back burner of his gigantic gas guzzling stove to pay lip service to the cause of environmentalism.
02/11/2003
00:22

Moment of Zen - Duck and Cover
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A 1950s Public Service Announcement urges American children to prepare for a nuclear attack.
02/12/2003
03:34

Helms - A Pain in the Class
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Ed Helms travels to Florida to examine the desperate plight of America's richest two percent.
02/12/2003
02:01

Slowdown: Iraq
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The three major networks fear that the upcoming war in Iraq could cost them up to $25 million a day in lost advertising revenue.
02/12/2003
03:20

Headlines - Nobel Pries
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Ten Nobel laureates publish a letter to President George W. Bush in the New York Times urging him to reverse his tax cuts.
02/12/2003
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