The Daily Show with Jon Stewart

The Decider - The Origin

Season 11 • 05/18/2006

The origin story of President George W. Bush -- the Decider.

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Moment of Zen - Jesus Decoded

A Catholic Church documentary warns against taking "The Da Vinci Code" at face value.
05/17/2006
04:15

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Tax Cuts

John Hodgman analyzes Bush's tax cut program and finds that economics is a dismal science.
05/17/2006
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Headlines - Leonar-D'Oh!

"The Da Vinci Code" debuts in theaters, sparking protests from Catholics and albinos around the world.
05/17/2006
07:55

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Ramesh Ponnuru

Author Ramesh Ponnuru discusses his views on abortion and stem cell research and why he thinks the democrats, the media and the courts disregard human life.
05/17/2006
01:36

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Dig Him Up

Everyday Jon Stewart comes into work and asks everyone in the office if they've heard anything new about Jimmy Hoffa's whereabouts.
05/18/2006
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Moment of Zen - Tony's a Star

Fred Barnes gives his opinion of Tony Snow on Fox News.
05/18/2006
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Daily/Colbert - Semi-Conscious Distraction

Jon Stewart ends the show and checks in with Stephen Colbert at "The Colbert Report."
05/18/2006
05:28

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Willie Nelson

Willie Nelson's main tenet of his book is to "keep breathing."
05/18/2006
03:38

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Borrowed Time

The schmaltzy sports features during a horse race have to borrow from the schmaltzy speeches on "The West Wing."
05/18/2006
03:34

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Fox in the Henhouse

Jon Stewart is going to have to "Jew down" his expectations of new White House Press Secretary Tony Snow.
05/18/2006
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The Decider - The Origin

The Decider decides without fear of repercussion, consequence or correctness.
05/18/2006
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Caroline Kennedy

The Kennedy Foundation awards try to show that people should demand the best from their leaders.
06/05/2006
03:01

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Gayjewistan

Iconic American communities that don't exist are getting funding from the Department of Homeland Security.
06/05/2006
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Pump My Ride

Thanks to Bill Dressler, New Jersey is safe for now, but he has cautionary words for those who live in the unlucky 48.
06/05/2006
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Headlines - Super Cuts

Apparently, Homeland Security distributes the terror funds on the basis of what item your city has the world's largest ball of.
06/05/2006
02:29

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I Got Through Babe!

The new body armor issued by the Defense Department is perfect if you are fighting a war in a beehive on the moon.
06/05/2006
00:36

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Moment of Zen - Cher and the Troops

Cher's music video for "If I Could Turn Back Time" on a battleship.
06/05/2006
04:02

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Bill Bennett Pt. 1

Bill Bennett believes that America is the last, best hope in the world because of its belief in freedom.
06/06/2006
03:01

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Gay Marriage Ban

As more and more gays get married, sodomy has become as American as apple pie.
06/06/2006
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Moment of Zen - Senator Brownback's Charts

Senator Brownback has a lot of charts.
06/06/2006
03:33

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Bill Bennett Pt. 2

Bill Bennett doesn't think that gay marriage is the natural progression of things.
06/06/2006
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