The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
Amphibious Assault
Season 8 E 8 • 07/21/2003
Some people think that toads need to get in line behind the disabled people and blind people who are getting their benefits cut.

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01:16
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS8 E7
Intro - Barbara Walters
Jon ends his feud with Barbara Walters and beseeches her not to posses his property.
07/17/2003
06:35
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS8 E7
Martin Lawrence
Martin Lawrence talks with Jon about his movie "Bad Boys II" and going on vacation with his family.
07/17/2003
01:04
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS8 E8
Kobe Trial Human Element
Samantha Bee will report such precise and detailed information about the unnamed victim in the Kobe Bryant trial, even a child will be able to figure out who she is.
07/21/2003
00:10
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS8 E8
Moment of Zen - Bull
A grazing bull with very big horns.
07/21/2003
05:19
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS8 E8
Gabrielle Union
When Gabrielle Union goes out of town, her dogs stay at the pet day spa and learning center.
07/21/2003
01:37
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS8 E8
Intro - Fruitcake
Jon had to wait the whole weekend to tell you that one congressman called another congressman a fruitcake last Friday.
07/21/2003
01:08
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS8 E8
Headlines - Kobe Bryant
When they built the Kobe Bryant Information Center back in 1999, Jon remembers thinking: "Do we really need this?"
07/21/2003
01:51
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS8 E8
Kobe Trial Media Criticism
Stephen Colbert is only replaying this gratuitous footage to show you how a complex pas de deux of human frailty will be reduced to spectacle.
07/21/2003
01:27
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS8 E8
Kobe's Courthouse
Ed Helms will spend the next few months shooting footage of Kobe Bryant's lawyers getting out of cars and back into cars.
07/21/2003
01:16
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS8 E8
Kobe Bryant Information Center
"The Kobe Bryant Trial" as a title graphic? Come on -- all that does is convey the information in a succinct manner.
07/21/2003
04:09
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS8 E8
Amphibious Assault
Some people think that toads need to get in line behind the disabled people and blind people who are getting their benefits cut.
07/21/2003
03:22
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS8 E9
Misery Loves Companies
The Golden Age of Bankruptcy is paving the way for new generation of Rockefellers and Fords.
07/22/2003
02:08
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS8 E9
Produce Pete with Steve Carell - Tofu-lish
Without soy, Steve Carell would never have found the wonderful path of telling you about produce.
07/22/2003
03:24
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS8 E9
Most Deficit
Talk about Chairman of the Bored, Fed Chairman Alan Greenspan testimony yields good news regarding inflation.
07/22/2003
00:06
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS8 E9
Moment of Zen - Master of the Obvious
Hitting the nail right on the head.
07/22/2003
01:55
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS8 E9
Setting of the Sons
Just like weathermen, the Pentagon predicts an 80% chance that Saddam Hussein's sons were killed by American forces.
07/22/2003
03:02
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS8 E9
Queers Vie for the Straight Tie
Justice is blind, or in Dennis Kucinich's opinion can also be gay, lesbian, or trans-gendered.
07/22/2003
04:55
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS8 E9
Scott Glenn
In a summer full of cotton candy, Scott Glenn's new film, Buffalo Soldiers, provides a few rough edges.
07/22/2003
03:24
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS8 E10
Back in Black - Bush v. Blair Approval
Bush's approval rating is higher than Blair's because he knows better than to hang around the British House of Commons where people can disagree with you, out loud, in public.
07/23/2003
00:14
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS8 E10
Moment of Zen - Uday and Qusay & Cheech and Chong
While President Bush talks about the strength of the Iraqi people, CNN runs a crawl heralding the reuniting of Cheech and Chong.
07/23/2003
01:42
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS8 E10
Headlines - Jessica Lynch Homecoming
Private Jessica Lynch's homecoming gave the news media a chance to educate the public about West Virginia, a diverse and complicated state.
07/23/2003
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