The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
Season 8 • 09/24/2003
Democracy doesn't want her man to be without his political bellwether.
Mess O'Potamia - Iraqi ArmyThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS8
American forces begin training all 800 soldiers in the new, volunteer Iraqi Army.
Headlines - Some Assembly RequiredThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS8
President Bush addresses the official opening of the 58th session of the U.N. General Assembly.
Auto-Exotic FixationThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS8
Car financier Alan Gibbs debuts the Aquada dual-use boat car -- the perfect way to get from your geodesic dome house to the Sharper Image across the river.
Intro - EmmysThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS8
There are going to be some changes around here, now that we've won an Emmy.
Crazy in AlabamaThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS8
At least the released convicts from Alabama prisons will have a hard time getting driver's licenses.
Moment of Zen - God HatersThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS8
Man in Alabama protests a 10 Commandments monument being removed from a government building.
What Else You Got?The Daily Show with Jon StewartS8
In New York City they see the President of the United States and ask, "What else you got?"
Ben StillerThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS8
Ben Stiller's daughter is the most special child on the earth.
Take Two Tablets...The Daily Show with Jon StewartS8
An Alabama chief justice could distribute the Eucharist to the jury, and he still wouldn't be establishing a religion.
Punch CardsThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS8
The inherent paradox of Governor Gray Davis is that he's right, but he's also a dick.
Democracy BabyThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS8
Don't be sad democracy, Jon knows it hurts your heart when he be using out-moded electoral equipment and disenfranchising people and whatnot, but he's doing it for you.
Jonah GoldbergThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS8
Jonah Goldberg points out that Democratic candidate Wesley Clark only has the suit with the nice ribbons on it.
The DebateThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS8
Arnold Schwarzenegger thinks that Lt. Gov. Cruz Bustamante needs to go to an "addiction place."
Moment of Zen - This is Not Comedy CentralThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS8
Moderator Stan Statham at the California governor debate swears that this is not Comedy Central.
Democratic Debate WaitThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS8
The Daily Show will present full Democratic debate coverage... by October.
New York City For SaleThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS8
Bill Gates' foundation will give the NYC public school system $51 million, which takes care of the metal detectors. Now all the kids need are books.
The Game Show DebateThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS8
As the front runners were busy shooting their mouths off with cheap personal attacks, the Game Show Network upheld the public trust by hosting its own debate.
Jack BlackThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS8
Jack Black loves the rock, doesn't want to fumble the rock, needs to bring the rock to the kids and save the children.
Democrats 2004: Race from the White House - Democratic DebateThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS8
Create jobs, build jobs, grow jobs -- the Democrats have a lot of synonyms for what they're going to do to jobs.
Stephen Colbert's Interviews I Could Get - Reverend Al SharptonThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS8
Since Stephen Colbert can't make it to the debate, he and Reverend Al Sharpton take care of the post-debate analysis ahead of time.
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