The Colbert Report

Intro - 3/1/06

Season 2 • 03/01/2006

Stephen is going to fly a kite into some power lines and live blog with Arianna Huffington.

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Confess Your Sins to Stephen
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Stephen knows he's not a religious leader, but he does have a TV show.
02/27/2006
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Brett O'Donnell
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Stephen asks what Brett O'Donnell thinks of the debate between Job and God.
02/28/2006
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Who's Attacking Me Now? - Anderson Cooper
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Stephen thinks Anderson Cooper is attacking him, but he can't be sure, because he's not pointing and shouting in his direction.
02/28/2006
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Intro - 2/28/06
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Mardi Gras is the Super Bowl of open-air drinking, other than the Super Bowl.
02/28/2006
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The Word - Laissez Les Bons Temps Rouler!
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Through the sheer power of alcohol and bare breasts, the Deep South has risen again.
02/28/2006
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Tip/Wag - Wheeled Transportation
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Until wheels get their act together, the president should travel by hot air balloon or dirigible.
02/28/2006
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Better Know a District - California's 50th
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Randy "Duke" Cunningham isn't dead to Stephen, California's 50th district is.
03/01/2006
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The Word - Faith
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There will be great temptation for President Bush to admit that he made a mistake, but our commander in chief is strong. He will pass the test.
03/01/2006
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Better Know a Founder - Benjamin Franklin
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Stephen and Ben Franklin talk about their inventions and who died of syphilis.
03/01/2006
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Arianna Huffington
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Stephen wants to know why Arianna Huffington hates black people.
03/01/2006
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Intro - 3/1/06
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Stephen is going to celebrate Benjamin Franklin's birthday by flying a kite into some power lines.
03/01/2006
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Sign Off - End of an Era
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The social outcasts of today's junior high schools are relieved of the agony of human contact.
03/02/2006
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Intro - 3/2/06
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Stephen investigates humans playing God, predicts Oscar winners and interviews economist Jeffrey Sachs.
03/02/2006
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The Word - Homo Sapien Agenda
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The only reason Stephen could imagine being gay is to have all the sex you want without ladies and their emotional outbursts.
03/02/2006
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Jeffrey Sachs
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Jeffrey Sachs explains that giving a little aid to impoverished countries is the least that Americans can do.
03/02/2006
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The DaColbert Code - The Oscars
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Using the DaColbert Code, Stephen discovers who killed John F. Kennedy, who's to blame for the slow response to Hurricane Katrina and who will win this year's Academy Awards.
03/02/2006
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ThreatDown - Non-Blondes
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We need to maintain the purity of the blonde race with a massive selective breeding program.
03/06/2006
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Never Say Die
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A positive story out of Iraq -- if you replace the words "basketball" with "Iraq" and "cheerleader with indomitable spirit" with "President George W. Bush."
03/06/2006
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Bob Schieffer
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Bob Schieffer has good ratings for his morning show because most of his elderly viewers died in the night and left the television on.
03/06/2006
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Hollywood Decontamination
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Stephen wants Jon Stewart to quickly return from Hollywood so that he can be "de-Clooneyed."
03/06/2006
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Sign Off - Narnia
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Stephen Colbert hears that Narnia is very popular with children.
03/06/2006
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